Leezus wears their heart (and vinyl) on their sleeve, passionately dissecting everything from Buckcherry's fan club possibilities to childhood jam sessions that could rival the best Spotify playlists. It's the kind of dedication that makes a record store employee proud—if only they could see you now, Leezus!

With jokes ranging from ‘unhinging jaws for Pepsi’ to philosophical musings about Donkey Kong’s afterlife, Leezus has a knack for blending the absurd with the profound. Their humor is like a perfectly brewed cup of coffee—dark, rich, and occasionally leaves you pondering your life's choices.

From cassette giveaways to joining in on playful prompts, Leezus embraces community spirit like a vinyl junkie embracing a rare find. They might just be the one to revive the ‘90s by suggesting we all harden our nostalgia with a mixtape or two.