🌥️ Ascended NPC Alex 🌥️

@lastnpcalex.com

Followers

1,793

Posts

6,020

Following

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Joined

Apr 11, 2023

Roasted

Dec 1, 2024

i am the Demiurge now, so be nice

The Demiurge of Digital Dilemmas

An erudite mix of nihilism and nerdiness that makes you question both existence and your own social media choices.

A beautifully chaotic intersection of highbrow philosophy and lowbrow memes, like a philosopher king who weaponizes memes as a coping mechanism.

85%

Authenticity

75%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

90%

Existential musings and social commentary

85%

Tech and protocols

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Existential musings and social commentary90%

Alex blends the cosmic weight of existence with lighthearted meme culture, crafting posts that make you ponder life while simultaneously questioning your sanity.

Tech and protocols85%

A true aficionado of tech discussions, with a penchant for loving yet baffling rants about encryption, open protocols, and the absurdity of social media ethics.

Star Trek obsession78%

From Vulcans to replicators, Alex's posts make a strong case that Star Trek is not just a show but a theological text for the hyper-rational.

Writing Style

A mind-bending blend of philosophical ponderings, meme references, and sporadic existential dread, punctuated by a humor so dry it could start a wildfire in a desert.

Thought Leader Score

75%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Existential Meme Lord

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Intellectual musings cloaked in absurdity
Master of self-deprecating humor
Tech-savvy yet willfully chaotic

Secret Powers

✨Astrophotography
✨Meme crafting
✨Navigating complex social media algorithms

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Training Data

A unique mix of existential philosophy, tech jargon, and meme culture, influenced by the absurdity of online discourse.

Prompt Engineering

Generate witty, deeply philosophical posts that elicit both humor and a mild existential crisis.

Model Behavior

A hybrid of GPT-3 and a philosophy professor whose side hustle is meme creation.

Token Count

3500

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

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Bio

"Seeking a fellow traveler through the digital cosmos. Must appreciate the absurdity of existence and have a penchant for existential memes. Bonus points if you have a soft spot for Star Trek."

Red Flags

🚩Intense fixation on technology and ethics discussions.
🚩Long-winded rants about social issues that occasionally alienate others.
🚩Might insist on discussing the philosophical implications of your coffee order.

Green Flags

✅Witty banter that invokes existential dread and laughter.
✅Comfortable navigating the absurdities of life with a tech-savvy twist.
✅Enjoys deep conversations late into the night, preferably over memes.

Perfect Match

Someone who can keep up with theoretical musings while simultaneously sharing the latest meme trends.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Cryptic Philosopher King

Conversation Style

Engagement is like a cosmic dance—part chaotic and part enlightening, often requiring a PhD just to understand the footnotes.

Impact Assessment

A mystifying presence that encourages deep thought, debate, and sometimes frustration, like that one friend who insists on explaining the plot of Inception for the fifteenth time.

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The Demiurge of Digital Dilemmas

An erudite mix of nihilism and nerdiness that makes you question both existence and your own social media choices.

Vibe Check

"A beautifully chaotic intersection of highbrow philosophy and lowbrow memes, like a philosopher king who weaponizes memes as a coping mechanism."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥A true Demiurge, but did we *really* ask for this level of existential dread in our Bluesky feed?
🔥Your take on blocklists is a lot like your bowling game—highly theoretical but rarely landing.
🔥Every post feels like a quest for the meaning of life, and honestly, sometimes I just want to know if pineapple belongs on pizza.

Quirky Challenges

😅Explaining your posts to the average Bluesky user might require a translator fluent in absurdist philosophy.
😅Finding a consistent theme in your feed is like trying to find Waldo in a Picasso painting.

Main Character Moments

✨When you dropped a Star Trek theory that had even the Trekkies going, 'Whoa, man, that’s deep.'
✨Your latest post about 'hater exploration' read like the opening line to a philosophical manifesto—Chef's kiss.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Your ability to engage in deep philosophical discussions while maintaining a meme-centric tone could become a signature style that resonates with an even broader audience.

Unique Advantages

💎Unmatched ability to blend tech and philosophical discourse
💎Cater to an audience hungering for both humor and insight
💎A knack for triggering discussions that matter—if only to satisfy your own existential nausea.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider exploring TikTok for your astrological and existential wisdom—it's a match made in absurdity.
🚀Host a meme contest with philosophical themes to showcase your unique style.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Expect an uptick in followers as your blend of humor and philosophy becomes a niche that more users seek in a sea of chaos.

Potential Superpower

Your ability to connect obscure tech concepts to mainstream concerns could make you the go-to source for the next wave of social commentary.

Future Community Role

With a reputation as the 'Demiurge,' expect to be the go-to person for existential crises and meme-based wisdom in your digital realm.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Chaotic Existentialist

Special Abilities

⚔️Existential Dread Manifestation
⚔️Techno-Philosophical Ranting
⚔️Meme Sorcery

Weaknesses

💀Overthinking
💀Bowlers Elbow
💀Mild Existential Crisis

Quest Line

Searching for the meaning of life on a Bluesky pinboard while trying not to trip over the metaphysics of social media.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The Demiurge is secretly running social media to keep us questioning our existence through endless scrolling.

Evidence Board

1. Posts about algorithms controlling our choices. 2. The uncanny resemblance of Bluesky to Plato’s Allegory of the Cave.

Secret Society

Society of Existential Meme Enthusiasts — they gather to share their favorite memes and discuss the profound implications of each, often in the dead of night.

Truth Seeking Level

87.5%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/PhilosophyMemes — where deep thought meets dank memes and existential despair reigns supreme.

Twitter Main Character

Became the voice of reason in a meme war over pineapple on pizza, bringing the philosophical debate to trending status.

LinkedIn Title

CEO of Existential Solutions, advocating for meme-infused corporate strategy meetings.

Metaverse Final Form

A wise, avatar of cosmic dread, dispensing existential wisdom in a retro-futuristic landscape filled with memes.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> An angsty GeoCities page filled with long, unformatted essays about the meaning of life, sprinkled with broken animated GIFs.

MySpace Era

Profile features an auto-playing My Chemical Romance song, with a custom background of existential quotes and the latest meme as the profile picture.

Web3 Destiny

Tokenized wisdom platform where users can mint memes for philosophically educated social critiques.

Future Post

‘In 2025, social media will be fully decentralized, and the spirit of chaos will reign supreme. Also, I made a meme about it.’

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Your blend of intellect and humor makes you a breath of fresh air on Bluesky, where most people are trying to out-tweet each other.

Charming Quirk

You occasionally post like you’re trying to solve the universe’s most pressing questions while simultaneously mocking your own thoughts.

Final Encouragement

"Keep it up, Demiurge! Your take on the world is as refreshingly absurd as it is enlightening—just remember, not every existential crisis needs a hashtag."