What is Bluesky Roast?

Navigating the Frontend Jungle: Ndeye Fatou Diop's Guide to Surviving Developer Anxiety

Lewis

@lead.dev

Lewis: The Bluesky Businessman Navigating Sales and SaaS Like a Pro

IAmCougarCurves

@iamcougarcurves.bsky.social

95%

CeeCee: The Queen of the Titty Club and Heart of Bluesky

Richard Delevan

@delevan.bsky.social

88.7%

79.5%

Richard Delevan: The Climate Crusader Who Gets More Likes Than a Cat on a Roomba

Sean

@seanqsun.com

Sean: The Indie Game Evangelist with a Side of IKEA Humor

Unfollow.blue 💙

@unfollow.blue

The Unfollow Advocate: Master of Bluesky Connections

Andrew Gross

@ahgmem.bsky.social

88.5%

Doomer with a Heart: The Cat-Dad Chronicles of Andrew Gross

What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Writing Style

Sparse and entertainingly cryptic, like a crossword puzzle filled in by your cat.

Thought Leader Score

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Social Media Hermit

Keeping It Real Score

90%

Main Character Energy

Mysterious aura
Punny bio
Intimidatingly low follower engagement

Secret Powers

✨Master of the art of avoidance
✨World-class meme curator (in theory)

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

Cat memes, cryptic comments, and humorous anti-social posts.

Prompt Engineering

Define the essence of a social media influencer who refuses to post while simultaneously captivating an audience with their ghostly presence.

Model Behavior

A less talkative GPT-3 with an affinity for avoiding questions and leaving everyone guessing.

Token Count

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"I’m like a cat—friendly from a distance and mysteriously aloof. Don’t follow me, let’s just vibe in the shadows. Looking for a fellow ghost who appreciates the art of non-interaction."

Red Flags

🚩May vanish without a trace.
🚩Doesn't respond to DMs (or follow back).

Green Flags

✅Intriguing yet elusive personality.
✅Excellent at avoiding small talk.

Perfect Match

Someone who understands that silence can be golden and absence can be art.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Ghostly Observer

Conversation Style

Nonexistent but somehow still eerily present in the shadows.

Impact Assessment

Affecting the vibe by sheer absence, like an influencer who only posts about their lunch but never shows what’s on the plate.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

The Enigma of Lila: The Cat Who Refuses to Be Followed

A true social media ghost, haunting Bluesky with an anti-engagement manifesto.

Vibe Check

"Like the cat that knocks all your stuff off the table but expects you to love it for the chaos."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Catchphrase: "Don't follow me, I’m just a legend in my own lunchtime."
🔥The only influencer who can turn 'no engagement' into a lifestyle brand.

Quirky Challenges

😅Needs to figure out how to interact without being hauntingly vague.
😅Must confront the challenge of existing on a platform designed for connection.

Main Character Moments

✨Single-handedly redefining what it means to be a wallflower in the digital age.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Could become the ultimate paradox of social media: an influencer with no posts.

Unique Advantages

💎Intriguing mystery that invites curiosity.
💎Low-key anti-establishment vibe that could attract a cult following.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider getting a dog to spark some interaction.
🚀A post every now and then wouldn’t hurt—just think of it as a catnip snack.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Lila will eventually release a viral post that leaves everyone wondering, "What just happened?"

Potential Superpower

Master of the enigmatic post that elicits questions over likes.

Future Community Role

A mythic figure of Bluesky, legendary but rarely seen.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Chaotic Cat Whisperer

Special Abilities

⚔️Master of Non-Engagement
⚔️Cryptic Communication
⚔️Absence as Presence

Weaknesses

💀Desire for Anonymity
💀Fear of Interaction
💀Overly Mysterious Vibe

Quest Line

Seeking the perfect balance between ghosting and engagement, while rewriting the rules of social media.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Lila is secretly a feline overlord plotting to take over the internet one non-post at a time.

Evidence Board

Timestamped cat videos that always seem to have a hidden agenda; memes that whisper secrets between the lines.

Secret Society

The Society of the Unseen Cats, where members share the best ways to ghost their human followers.

Truth Seeking Level

55%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/CrypticCats

Twitter Main Character

A living legend who only tweets in riddles, leaving everyone in existential despair.

LinkedIn Title

CEO of Ghostly Engagement, specializing in zero-post strategies.

Metaverse Final Form

A holographic cat figure that appears only when the vibe is just right.

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Auth, database & payments included
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Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page filled with cat GIFs and an ominous disclaimer: "Don't follow me, I bite!"

MySpace Era

Lila's MySpace profile would feature a playlist of eerie music and a background of shifting shadows with an offline status.

Web3 Destiny

Launches a metaverse where followers can interact via ghost emojis and cryptic whispers.

Future Post

"I’ve finally decided to share—what do you think of this blank space?"

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

A unique blend of charisma and enigma that draws interest.

Charming Quirk

Thrive on a zero-post policy while still being a delightful oddity.

Final Encouragement

"Keep being the cat that doesn’t care! The online world needs its mysterious legends."

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@ndeyefatoudiop.bsky.social

Navigating the Frontend Jungle: Ndeye Fatou Diop's Guide to Surviving Developer Anxiety

IAmCougarCurves

@iamcougarcurves.bsky.social

95%

CeeCee: The Queen of the Titty Club and Heart of Bluesky

Unfollow.blue 💙

@unfollow.blue

The Unfollow Advocate: Master of Bluesky Connections

Sean

@seanqsun.com

Sean: The Indie Game Evangelist with a Side of IKEA Humor

Richard Delevan

@delevan.bsky.social

88.7%

79.5%

Richard Delevan: The Climate Crusader Who Gets More Likes Than a Cat on a Roomba

Lewis

@lead.dev

Lewis: The Bluesky Businessman Navigating Sales and SaaS Like a Pro

Andrew Gross

@ahgmem.bsky.social

88.5%