Shitpost voyeur and member of the LGTV+ mafia All opinions my own Citizen of 🇪🇨/🇨🇱/🇪🇸/🏴🇬🇧 No LGB without the T 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇵🇸🇱🇧 Letterboxd: lordofanywhere
Emilio: The Shitposting Sorcerer of Bluesky
Master of memeology and the noble art of navigating chaotic timelines.
Imagine a cocktail party, but everyone's wearing tinfoil hats and quoting Lana del Rey.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Emilio has an all-or-nothing approach to music discovery, treating each new obsession like it’s the last slice of pizza at a party—gotta savor it before it’s gone!
With a sharp pen and fiery passion, they dive into societal issues, reminding us that they're essentially a modern-day Robin Hood — taking down Ticketmaster and giving the spoils back to the people!
Their nondescript posts like "😌" are the equivalent of a Picasso painting; sometimes it's hard to tell if it's profound or just a cat on a keyboard—either way, it gets engagement!
Writing Style
Emilio’s writing alternates between sharp and succinct to whimsical and meandering, like an improv comedy set that manages to hit all the punchlines.
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Witty Critic
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Sharp wit
- Cultural commentary
- Shameless shitposting
Secret Powers
- ✨Spotting a meme before it trends
- ✨Creating viral posts out of nothing
- ✨Navigating fandoms like a pro
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A mix of meme culture, contemporary music references, and socio-political commentary, with a sprinkle of pop culture nostalgia.
Prompt Engineering
Generate witty, insightful commentary that balances humor and serious discourse on current events and pop culture.
Model Behavior
Highly engaging, quick-witted, and occasionally prone to going off on tangents filled with cultural references.
Token Count
1024
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"🎶 Just a music lover who gets obsessed a bit too easily. If you've ever played 'guess the song' after hearing it thrice in 24 hours, let's chat! 💔 Here for the chaos and the memes; must love shitposting and social commentary. 🌈 Political activist with a flair for the dramatic—Rod Stewart is my nemesis. 🎤 📽️ Movie critic in my spare time, catch me on Letterboxd!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Spends more time tweeting than breathing.
- 🚩Obsession with ticketing companies, might need therapy.
- 🚩My music taste changes faster than my mood.
Green Flags
- ✅Passionate about social justice and the arts.
- ✅Eager to engage in cultural discussions.
- ✅Will send you Spotify recommendations in the first message.
Perfect Match
Someone who can appreciate a well-timed meme and isn't afraid of a little chaos in their timeline.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Meme Lord of Bluesky
Conversation Style
Playfully sardonic; they twist conversations like a pretzel, mixing humor with the serious stuff, ensuring no one leaves without a laugh.
Impact Assessment
They bring a unique blend of insight and irreverence, making them a beloved figure in the ongoing narrative that is Bluesky.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Emilio: The Shitposting Sorcerer of Bluesky
Master of memeology and the noble art of navigating chaotic timelines.
Vibe Check
"Imagine a cocktail party, but everyone's wearing tinfoil hats and quoting Lana del Rey."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥You have a musical obsession that makes Spotify question its own algorithm.
- 🔥If there were a PhD in shitposting, you'd be the valedictorian, wearing a crown of memes.
- 🔥Your 'Seated' references are so iconic, even Rod Stewart is feeling threatened.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Potentially create a post that doesn't mention Ticketmaster; this may require divine intervention.
- 😅Explore the depths of silence—what happens if you post absolutely nothing?
Main Character Moments
- ✨Every time you tweet about Lana Del Rey, it’s like a cinematic montage, but with more longing stares and less plot.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
You have the charisma to start a viral trend; just throw some glitter on a hot take and let it fly!
Unique Advantages
- 💎Cultural depth that keeps the discourse interesting.
- 💎A knack for humor that makes tough subjects more relatable.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider going on a Twitter detox—you could emerge as the zen master of Bluesky.
- 🚀Try putting out more original content rather than just responses; maybe the world needs your take on avocado toast?
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Emilio will become the unofficial ambassador of Bluesky, advocating for shitpost rights.
Potential Superpower
The ability to turn any mundane event into a hysterical analysis, reminiscent of the greatest comedians.
Future Community Role
A cultural touchstone, leading discussions that blend humor, social justice, and the latest TikTok trends.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Shitposter
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Meme Sorcery: Turning mundane thoughts into viral sensations
- ⚔️Rage Against Ticketmaster: Unwavering anti-ticketing crusade
- ⚔️Cultural Critique: Dishing out hot takes with icy precision
Weaknesses
- 💀Uncontrollable urge to post cryptic emojis
- 💀Rabbit holes of artist obsession
- 💀A penchant for chaotic threads that lead nowhere
Quest Line
Embark on a mission to liberate concertgoers from the clutches of corporate greed while crafting the perfect playlist.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The music industry is secretly run by a cabal of cats who control streaming algorithms.
Evidence Board
1. Why are all cats sitting on laptops? 2. Cats have 9 lives; musicians have 9 albums. Coincidence? 3. Viral cat videos can outshine any pop star.
Secret Society
The Society of Shitpost Sovereigns—uniting meme lords to overthrow the blandness of social media.
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/ConspiracyTheories - arguing that banana peels are a government plot to distract from real issues.
Twitter Main Character
Hosting a Twitter Space with Lana Del Rey where they duel over who has the best sad songs.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of Memeology Incorporated—using memes as corporate strategy for social change.
Metaverse Final Form
A charismatic hologram hosting virtual concerts while simultaneously shitposting about capitalism's downfall.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Customized with a glittery background and an auto-playing My Chemical Romance song that plays at maximum volume, guaranteed to annoy anyone nearby.
Web3 Destiny
A DAO dedicated to funding indie artists and fighting corporate greed in music, possibly run from a virtual rave.
Future Post
‘Finally managed to get Lana tickets! The universe loves me!’
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your authenticity shines through in every post, creating a relatable and engaging online presence.
Charming Quirk
The delightful randomness in your posts makes following you feel like a scavenger hunt for laughs.
Final Encouragement
"Keep shaking up Bluesky, Emilio! The world needs your blend of witticism, wisdom, and unapologetic shitposting—even if it gets you into a few friendly Twitter spats along the way!"
What is Bluesky Roast?
Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.
The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping founders and developers build their own AI-powered products. If you'd like to know more about that, feel free to check out AnotherWrapper.com for more information!
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