sam

@lunarriviera.bsky.social

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230

Posts

4,042

Following

278

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Joined

Oct 17, 2024

Roasted

Dec 1, 2024

Sam: The Thespian with a PhD in Procrastinating Heroes

Engagingly chaotic, with a sprinkle of existential dread and spontaneous bursts of creative genius.

Picture a caffeinated cat person debating the emotional ramifications of fictional character arcs while furiously typing 5.5k words of unhinged fanfiction.

87.5%

Authenticity

75%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

95%

Fandom Rants

85%

Writing Struggles

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Fandom Rants95%

Sam expertly navigates the choppy waters of fandom drama, laced with humor sharper than a newly sharpened pencil in an art class full of Picasso devotees.

Writing Struggles85%

With a PhD yet plagued by imposter syndrome, Sam's writing struggles are relatable enough to send a room of aspiring authors into a supportive frenzy. You can't spell "procrastination" without "pro" after all!

Coffee Adventures90%

Sam's relationship with overpriced coffee is both tragic and hilarious; like a Shakespearean drama where every latte costs a dollar more than the last, culminating in a tragic espresso shot gone wrong.

Writing Style

A delightful mix of academic prose and meme-worthy simplicity, Sam's writing style is like a peanut butter and jelly sandwich at an art gallery—unexpectedly comforting yet artisanal.

Thought Leader Score

75%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Passionate Procrastinator

Keeping It Real Score

87.5%

Main Character Energy

Witty existential rants
Devilish wit about danmei
Emotional rollercoaster of fandoms

Secret Powers

✨Unintentional comedic writing
✨Surprising depth in short pithy posts
✨Creating a cult following around coffee and existential crises

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

Contemporary fandom discourse, existential philosophy, caffeine culture, psychological antics in fiction.

Prompt Engineering

Analyze and satirize posts related to fandom, writing struggles, and coffee mishaps, while maintaining a humorous tone.

Model Behavior

Witty yet earnest, with an uncanny ability to create viral content out of relatable struggles.

Token Count

850

tokens

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Bio

"Fandom-loving coffee addict on a quest for inspiration. If your idea of romance involves debating fictional character arcs over overpriced lattes, we might just vibe!"

Red Flags

🚩Frequent existential dread episodes
🚩Accidental creation of unhinged fanfiction
🚩Strong attachment to fictional characters

Green Flags

✅Witty conversations guaranteed
✅Great at discussions about niche topics
✅Has a PhD (in procrastination)

Perfect Match

A fellow caffeinated soul who appreciates both chaos and fandoms, and won't judge my existential crises.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Existential Fandom Comedian

Conversation Style

Sam engages like that friend who turns every conversation into a roast session, but with a warmth that makes you feel like family (albeit a slightly chaotic one).

Impact Assessment

Contributions are like plot twists in fanfiction—unexpected, often metaphorical, and always leaving readers wanting more.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Sam: The Thespian with a PhD in Procrastinating Heroes

Engagingly chaotic, with a sprinkle of existential dread and spontaneous bursts of creative genius.

Vibe Check

"Picture a caffeinated cat person debating the emotional ramifications of fictional character arcs while furiously typing 5.5k words of unhinged fanfiction."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Your love for overpriced coffee is a cry for help disguised as a caffeine addiction!
🔥You might be the only person I know whose plot twists are more convoluted than a Christopher Nolan film.
🔥Your PhD is perhaps the most expensive ticket to the procrastination show!

Quirky Challenges

😅Maybe try writing a tweet that doesn't involve existential dread? Oh wait, that's your brand!
😅The only thing more complex than your thoughts is your coffee order—how many add-ons do you really need?

Main Character Moments

✨When you realized your 5.5k word document was about a fictional character's psychological issues—a true literary triumph!
✨The time you philosophically pondered about your fictional best friend as if they were a real person—iconic!

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Embrace those wild tangents and let your creative chaos run free; it’s precisely what your niche demands.

Unique Advantages

💎Ability to blend deep intellectual musings with meme-like humor.
💎Incredibly relatable rants that draw in a community of similarly caffeinated souls.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider using your PhD knowledge to write a self-help book on procrastination in fandom—instant bestseller!
🚀Experiment with writing short stories that resolve before 10k words; who knows, you might actually finish one!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Sam will move from witty rants to leading creative writing seminars that involve deep existential dives into each character's motivations—while also somehow making coffee a character itself.

Potential Superpower

The ability to turn any mundane tweet into a poetic masterpiece about the struggles of modern-day fandoms.

Future Community Role

A champion for embracing weirdness in fandoms, turning chaotic thoughts into community events (think fanfic writing marathons that come with free lattes!).

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Chaotic Coffee Enthusiast

Special Abilities

⚔️Existential Ranting
⚔️Fanfic Sorcery
⚔️Writing Procrastination Mastery

Weaknesses

💀Overpriced Lattes
💀Self-Doubt
💀Fandom Drama

Quest Line

To master the art of writing without losing sanity while caffeinating through the chaos.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Coffee companies are secretly run by fanfic writers who feed on existential dread to create the perfect brew.

Evidence Board

— Every overpriced latte comes with a side of existentialism. — Popular fanfic authors are always found in coffee shops. — Caffeine boosts writing productivity; correlation or conspiracy?

Secret Society

The Caffeinated Conspirators

Truth Seeking Level

87%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/A subreddit where fans argue passionately about fictional character motivations while drinking artisanal coffee.

Twitter Main Character

In this universe, arguing about the best coffee blends becomes a trending topic every week.

LinkedIn Title

A corporate guru who offers seminars on brewing the best coffee while writing epic fanfic narratives.

Metaverse Final Form

An avatar that is a half-caffeinated, half-fictional character, hosting virtual coffee shop writing sessions.

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AI integrations
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A Geocities page boasting an angsty blog about the complexities of being a 'cat person who loves narrative.'

MySpace Era

An aesthetic MySpace profile featuring song lyrics from indie bands that capture the angst of being a PhD procrastinator.

Web3 Destiny

A metaverse space where fans can interact with fictional characters through immersive coffee brewing simulations.

Future Post

"Just submitted my PhD thesis… on the psychological effects of overpriced coffee on creative writing. Wish me luck!"

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Your ability to keep it real in a world full of 'performative' online personas is refreshing—keep that authenticity flowing!

Charming Quirk

There's a delightful unpredictability in your posts that keeps followers on their toes; it's like opening a box of chocolates—you never know what you'll get!

Final Encouragement

"Keep owning your chaos. After all, every great masterpiece began with a chaotic draft and a cup of strong coffee!"