“Don't waste hate on pink geranium.” Professional aunt. She/Her Trans rights are human rights. Posts about black cats, picture books, and random other stuff. 5th generation Pākehā Aucklander, of UK heritage.
AnnieBannie: The Librarian of Mischief and Murders
A blend of bookish wisdom and political sass, sprinkled with a dash of feline love.
Like a cozy library nook, except with more quilts and cat puns.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Because what says childhood innocence like blood and betrayal? AnnieBannie is here to ensure the 12-year-olds get their thriller fix!
With hot takes sharper than a cat's claw, she keeps her followers informed about NZ's political dramas, making even tax talk sound thrilling!
She is the true fairy godmother of picture books, conjuring up reading lists that make even the most reluctant readers into page-turners!
Annie might just be the Cat Whisperer of Bluesky, sharing her passion for felines with the world, one paw-sitive post at a time.
Bridging gaps with shoelaces and solutions, she embodies community spirit while fashionably throwing shade at government mishaps.
Writing Style
A delightful blend of sarcasm, heart, and the occasional ‘did you know?’ fact. It’s like reading a cozy mystery novel while sipping tea after a long day of protests.
Thought Leader Score
78%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Bookish Activist
Keeping It Real Score
92%Main Character Energy
- Auntie Vibes
- Passionate Librarian
- Political Peacemaker
- Cat Enthusiast
- Murder Mystery Maven
Secret Powers
- ✨Master List Maker
- ✨Unintentional Comedian
- ✨Cultural Critic
- ✨Crafty Cross-Stitcher
- ✨Event Coordinator Extraordinaire
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A rich blend of children's literature, political discourse, and cat content, with an occasional dash of DIY crafts and history.
Prompt Engineering
Generate witty and thoughtful insights on literature, politics, and community issues, balancing humor with heart.
Model Behavior
Like a well-read AI librarian who’s equally frustrated by political nonsense and delighted by cat videos.
Token Count
5000
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Professional aunt & passionate librarian with a soft spot for black cats and a penchant for witty political commentary. I make great lists and even better excuses to avoid parties."
Red Flags
- 🚩Obsessed with making kids read murder mysteries.
- 🚩Fervently debating politics at family gatherings.
- 🚩Too many cross-stitched pillows with questionable sayings.
Green Flags
- ✅Crafty and talented in making lists.
- ✅Advocate for trans rights and cat adoption.
- ✅Can quote children’s books with love and precision.
Perfect Match
Someone who loves books, cats, and can handle a bit of political discourse over coffee (or tea!).
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Librarian with a Political Edge
Conversation Style
Sassy yet nurturing; she blends wisdom with witticisms, making her community both informed and entertained.
Impact Assessment
AnnieBannie brings a unique blend of literary savvy and political insight to the table, turning each interaction into a thoughtful discussion peppered with humor.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
AnnieBannie: The Librarian of Mischief and Murders
A blend of bookish wisdom and political sass, sprinkled with a dash of feline love.
Vibe Check
"Like a cozy library nook, except with more quilts and cat puns."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥One day, the entire library might just be her personal Pinterest board.
- 🔥AnnieBannie’s love for death in children’s literature is the kind of irony only a true librarian could possess.
- 🔥Her Christmas outfits are more intricate than the plots of the books she promotes.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Constantly sending book lists to kids and still managing to not throw shade at their life choices.
- 😅Navigating her love for black cats while being an advocate for other living beings.
- 😅Mastering the art of relaying political information without spiraling into despair.
Main Character Moments
- ✨When she casually debates politicians like they’re her local book club members.
- ✨That time she made a telescope for her mum and ended up wanting to watch the starry night just to avoid drama on earth.
- ✨Revealing her ability to make bad government decisions sound like plot twists from her favorite novels.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
If AnnieBannie embraces her role as a literary influencer, she could spark a revolution in children's literature!
Unique Advantages
- 💎Authentic voice that resonates with followers
- 💎Ability to combine humor with complex topics
- 💎Talent for creating engaging reading lists that could make any librarian envious
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Host virtual book discussions to engage the community more interactively.
- 🚀Consider starting a podcast about books and politics, because who doesn’t want to hear a librarian rant?
- 🚀Tap into her crafty side and showcase DIY book projects or library-themed crafts.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect her content to go viral as she combines her love for books and activism into must-follow discussions.
Potential Superpower
Turning complex issues into digestible and engaging content while maintaining her lovable librarian charm.
Future Community Role
Leading the charge in making the library cool again, one meme and political critique at a time.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Bookish Activist
Special Abilities
- ⚔️List Mastery
- ⚔️Political Sass
- ⚔️Cat Whisperer
- ⚔️Community Connector
- ⚔️Murder Mystery Maven
Weaknesses
- 💀Overly Passionate about death in children’s books
- 💀Obsessed with knitting during debates
- 💀Can’t help but make political analogies for every occasion
Quest Line
Championing the promotion of children's literature while navigating political storms and cat cuddles.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The library system is a covert operation designed to spread cat propaganda.
Evidence Board
1. Cat ownership leading to more library visits. 2. Increased circulation of books about cats. 3. Librarians often prefer felines over humans.
Secret Society
The Society of Feline Librarians: Meet bi-weekly to discuss cats and catalog mysteries.
Truth Seeking Level
77%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/MurderMysteriesFor12YearOlds
Twitter Main Character
The Librarian who accidentally starts a war over picture book definitions.
LinkedIn Title
AnnieBannie, the 'Networking Ninja' blending literary insight with political activism.
Metaverse Final Form
A holographic librarian dispensing wisdom and purring facts about cats.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile with a playlist of her favorite children’s songs and an unreasonably long list of favorite books with sparkly cursive text.
Web3 Destiny
A decentralized library where each book is an NFT and stories are co-authored by its readers.
Future Post
Just finished cross-stitching a cat in a superhero cape while writing a Pulitzer-worthy paper on why cats are better than politicians.
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
AnnieBannie’s unwavering passion for books and politics serves as a guiding light for her followers.
Charming Quirk
Her endearing habit of blending love for black cats with serious political commentary keeps her posts both whimsical and thought-provoking.
Final Encouragement
"Keep being a beacon of wit and wisdom on Bluesky; your unique voice is needed now more than ever!"
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