Tony's posts about school renovations are like the local government equivalent of "I told you so"; he's been waiting nearly a decade for this to happen like a dog waiting for a treat that never arrives.

From Trump’s tariffs to Musk's antics, Tony's political commentary reads like an extended Twitter thread that somehow became a Shakespearean tragedy—full of drama, miscommunication, and dramatic pauses.

The way he covers local crime stories, you'd think Alliston was the Wild West—complete with ghosts from the Hells Angels and a mysterious head-on collision. It's like a crime podcast waiting to happen.