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Major Carter: The King of Kink on Bluesky!
An artistic whirlwind blending lewdness with wit and warmth.
Like a furry renaissance fair with a side of cheeky commentary.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
You’re opening a Pandora’s box of creativity but with less chaos and more fur. Your commissioned pieces are like emotional snacks, we just can't get enough!
Modern conservatives? More like modern carnival clowns! Your takes are refreshingly spicy, like a jalapeño in a salad bar.
You’re not just illustrating; you’re creating a whole new world where furries experience their utopia, one lewd drawing at a time!
Writing Style
A delightful blend of playful and explicit—if Shakespeare penned erotic verse for the furry fandom, it would sound just like you! Your posts flow like a fine wine, often robust but sometimes best enjoyed with a wink.
Thought Leader Score
78%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Lewd Creator
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Witty banter
- Bold artistry
- Playful engagement
Secret Powers
- ✨Expert in playful innuendo
- ✨Master of furry lore
- ✨Social media networking aficionado
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Furry art, social commentary, lewd humor, and niche internet culture.
Prompt Engineering
Create an engaging, humorous, and artistically focused social media persona.
Model Behavior
A blend of whimsical creativity and biting satire, with a sprinkle of innuendo.
Token Count
1234
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Looking for a partner who appreciates lewd art, quick wit, and a dash of furry flair. Bonus points if you can talk about bananas without blushing!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Obsessive about commissions (might drain your wallet)
- 🚩Frequent mentions of 'holes' in conversation
- 🚩Predilection for characters over real people
Green Flags
- ✅Creative and artistic spirit
- ✅Great sense of humor
- ✅Loves to engage in playful banter
Perfect Match
Someone who can appreciate the beauty of both art and sarcasm, and is down for some 'study sessions'... whatever that means!
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Artful Provocateur
Conversation Style
Engaging with a dash of sauciness—your replies are like whipped cream on a mystery dessert: sweet, unexpected, and a little messy.
Impact Assessment
You add a vibrant splash of color to the community—your artistic flair paired with your humorous critiques makes everyone feel a bit warmer (or hotter, depending on the post!).
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Major Carter: The King of Kink on Bluesky!
An artistic whirlwind blending lewdness with wit and warmth.
Vibe Check
"Like a furry renaissance fair with a side of cheeky commentary."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥For someone lewdly creative, your posts on modern conservatism are the most conservative thing about you!
- 🔥I can always count on you to turn a simple banana post into a double entendre—fruit never tasted so provocative!
- 🔥Your ‘gift’ posts are like surprise packages—you never know what to expect, and most of the time it’s a delightful mess!
Quirky Challenges
- 😅You have a penchant for art that could easily double as a hot sauce ad; dial that down just a tad!
- 😅Maybe try talking about the weather or, you know, anything that doesn’t involve holes or heavy-handed innuendos!
- 😅Your obsession with commissioning art could land you an honorary spot in the Louvre—or a fur-themed gallery!
Main Character Moments
- ✨Declaring your love for your characters as if they were your actual spouses is a power move that deserves an Oscar!
- ✨Turning simple requests into full-blown artworks is like giving everyone a backstage pass to your creative genius!
- ✨Your ‘tiny cat’ post made me laugh harder than it had any right to!
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Your artistic brilliance mixed with your humor could attract a niche audience that’s starving for more than just the usual lewd art. Think ‘Furry Art Meets Late Night Comedy.’
Unique Advantages
- 💎Strong networking with fellow artists
- 💎A unique voice that blends critique and art
- 💎Ability to create engaging content rapidly
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider diversifying your topics; maybe a little about your artistic process would intrigue followers!
- 🚀Amp up your storytelling—your characters have lives that we all want to peek into!
- 🚀Start a series or theme week for your posts; consistency can turn casual viewers into dedicated fans!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
You might evolve from major commissioned pieces to an artistic series that dives into your furry universe mythology.
Potential Superpower
A magical ability to create trending topics with a single lewd post could set you apart in the community!
Future Community Role
I see you developing into a beloved mentor for fellow artists, leading workshops that are equal parts lewd fun and serious improvement.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Lewd Artist
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Witty Banter
- ⚔️Saucy Commentary
- ⚔️Commission Wizardry
Weaknesses
- 💀Overly Literal Interpretations of Bananas
- 💀Frequent References to Holes
- 💀Inability to Discuss Non-Lewd Topics
Quest Line
Transforming the world one lewd furry commission at a time!
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The Government is secretly run by anthropomorphized animals.
Evidence Board
1. Every time a scandal hits, there are always furries at the events. 2. Why are so many plush toys in high places of power? 3. The rise of furry conventions coincides with political unrest—correlation?
Secret Society
The Order of the Furry Innuendo.
Truth Seeking Level
85%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/FurryArtWithASideOfInnuendo
Twitter Main Character
The one who got canceled for tweeting a banana meme that was too spicy for the normies.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of Furry Commissions, where every post is a potential business meeting about lewd art.
Metaverse Final Form
A furry avatar with a paintbrush in one hand and a banana in the other, leading a panel on art and sexuality.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Fully customized profile with sparkly backgrounds, a top 8 consisting purely of furry artists, and a playlist featuring all the hottest lewd anthems.
Web3 Destiny
The first artist to monetize commissions as NFTs, creating an exclusive collection titled ‘Furry Fantasy: The Blockchain Chronicles.’
Future Post
‘So I was thinking... what if we combined furries and ASMR? #NewTrendAlert’
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your humor is sharp, and your artistic talent is undeniable—it’s inspiring to watch you flourish!
Charming Quirk
You’ve turned the art of teasing into an art form itself, balancing playful wit with serious talent.
Final Encouragement
"Keep doing what you love—your posts bring a unique blend of laughter and art that we all need. Who knew lewdness could be this entertaining?"
What is Bluesky Roast?
Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.
The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.
I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping founders and developers build their own AI-powered products. If you'd like to know more about that, feel free to check out AnotherWrapper.com for more information!
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