Malcolm Keating

@malcolmkeating.bsky.social

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Associate Professor of Philosophy at Smith College, writing about language and knowledge in Indian philosophy. Podcasting for the New Books Network and my show, Sutras and Stuff. http://www.malcolmkeating.com

Malcolm Keating: Unpacking Philosophy with a Pinch of Wit

Philosopher, educator, and social media enigma who serves academia with a side of sardonic humor.

A mix of academic rigor and light-hearted banter, like Socrates at a stand-up comedy show.

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Authenticity

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Thought Leader

Key Topics

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Philosophy

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Philosophy90%

Malcolm dives headfirst into the deep end of philosophical discourse, often referencing Indian philosophy with the flair of a chef adding spice to a bland dish.

Language85%

His musings on language reflect that intricate dance between thought and word—a tango that leaves the audience both impressed and bewildered.

Academia80%

He critiques the academic landscape like a seasoned traveler observing a foreign culture: equal parts fascination and frustration.

Writing Style

Mixing academic language with light humor, it's as if Aristotle decided to tweet while sipping a latte at a coffee shop.

Thought Leader Score

78%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

Philosophical Dad Joke Enthusiast

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Passionate about Indian philosophy
Prolific academic
Lover of cultural connections

Secret Powers

✨Master of starter packs
✨Unintentional meme generator
✨Expert in academic sarcasm

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

A comprehensive library of philosophical texts, social media trends, and linguistic theories, with a sprinkle of dad jokes for flavor.

Prompt Engineering

Generate insightful and humorous philosophical commentary while engaging an online audience.

Model Behavior

A blend of Socrates and your favorite meme account, capable of producing high-brow insights with low-brow humor.

Token Count

1500

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Academic philosopher specializing in Indian philosophy and language. Enjoys deep discussions, the occasional dad joke, and sharing starter packs of knowledge. Looking for someone who appreciates wit and can handle scholarly banter."

Red Flags

🚩Might talk about philosophy too much on first dates
🚩Possesses a near-obsessive love for starter packs
🚩Occasionally confusing memes with profound truths

Green Flags

✅Loves intellectual conversation
✅Has a soft spot for humor
✅Collects unique perspectives from different cultures

Perfect Match

Someone who can engage in thoughtful debates while sharing memes and enjoying a glass of wine.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Philosopher-in-Residence for Bluesky's academic circle

Conversation Style

He engages with others like a game show host coaxing contestants to share their wildest theories—enthusiastic but with a scholarly twist.

Impact Assessment

A beacon of wisdom and humor, he elevates the discourse while sneaking in dad jokes like philosophical ninjas.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Malcolm Keating: Unpacking Philosophy with a Pinch of Wit

Philosopher, educator, and social media enigma who serves academia with a side of sardonic humor.

Vibe Check

"A mix of academic rigor and light-hearted banter, like Socrates at a stand-up comedy show."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥For someone whose life revolves around philosophy, Malcolm sure knows how to keep it 'lite' on the humor.
🔥He posts like he’s trying to serve a gourmet meal but often forgets the spices—still delicious, but a little bland too!
🔥Professors must have a secret pact to make their students feel like they'll never escape the rabbit hole of academic jargon, right?

Quirky Challenges

😅More spontaneous posts, less academic conference recaps—mix it up, Malcolm!
😅Dare to share one non-philosophy-related post—just to keep us on our toes!
😅Try a cat meme or two; even Plato would appreciate a good feline pun.

Main Character Moments

✨When he published a post that got an astonishing 7,514 likes, it felt like he unintentionally became the TikTok star of academia.
✨His photo at the conference somehow became a meme template—‘When you’re excited about academia, but it’s still just a conference.’
✨That time he joked about Grammarly being a ‘creative writing assistant’—the perfect shade, yet so true!

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Lean into the humorous side of academia more; it's like adding seasoning to a complex dish.

Unique Advantages

💎In-depth knowledge of diverse philosophies
💎Ability to connect with a broad audience through humor
💎Expertise in fostering academic collaborations

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider a weekly series where he tries to explain complex philosophical concepts in emojis—because why not?
🚀Engage more with memes relevant to his topics; philosophy could always use a little levity.
🚀Share more personal anecdotes from his academic journey—it would make his posts resonate more!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

A podcast series titled 'Philosophy with a Side of Humor' that captures his unique blend of wit and wisdom.

Potential Superpower

Turning complex philosophical debates into viral content—because it’s time to make philosophy trendy again!

Future Community Role

The go-to philosopher for nuanced discussions that somehow still contain a punchline.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Lawful Philosopher

Special Abilities

⚔️Master of Starter Packs
⚔️Philosophical Jargon Translator
⚔️Cultural Connector

Weaknesses

💀Too Many Reposts
💀Overly Academic References
💀Tendency to Self-Reflect

Quest Line

Navigating the treacherous waters of social media philosophy while trying to keep it light.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Philosophy departments around the world are secretly run by a cabal of cats who influence academic language.

Evidence Board

Stray cats are often found hanging around universities; philosophers are known to be cat people; there's an alarming shortage of dog-related philosophy.

Secret Society

The Society of Philosophical Furballs, dedicated to the study of pet-related ethics and their influence on the human condition.

Truth Seeking Level

75%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/PhilosophyMemes

Twitter Main Character

A viral thread dissecting the absurdities of modern academia, complete with GIFs and existential dread.

LinkedIn Title

The ultimate educator who introduces new paradigms in philosophy, and also hosts a TED Talk on 'Beyond Academia: The Philosophy of Memes'.

Metaverse Final Form

A virtual sage guiding avatars through the labyrinth of philosophical inquiry with the added bonus of virtual dad jokes.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page filled with blinking text, animated GIFs of philosophers, and an 'about me' section featuring cat memes.

MySpace Era

A MySpace profile with a background of philosophical quotes, top 8 friends as historical philosophers, and a playlist of moody lo-fi beats for thinking sessions.

Web3 Destiny

The next viral NFT collection: Philosophers as Cats—each NFT representing a different philosophical concept explained through feline antics.

Future Post

Excited to announce my new book, 'The Philosophy of Cats: Paws for Thought'—coming soon to a bookstore near you!

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

His ability to weave together deep philosophical insights with relatable humor, making learning feel less like a chore and more like a conversation with a friend.

Charming Quirk

Malcolm's posts often contain a mix of academic rigor and unexpected dad jokes—like Aristotle using puns while discussing ethics.

Final Encouragement

"Keep being the philosophical dad we never knew we needed, Malcolm! Your tweets brighten the timelines of many who dare to wander into the fascinating world of philosophy."

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