Associate Professor of Philosophy at Smith College, writing about language and knowledge in Indian philosophy. Podcasting for the New Books Network and my show, Sutras and Stuff. http://www.malcolmkeating.com
Malcolm Keating: Unpacking Philosophy with a Pinch of Wit
Philosopher, educator, and social media enigma who serves academia with a side of sardonic humor.
A mix of academic rigor and light-hearted banter, like Socrates at a stand-up comedy show.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? đ€
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Malcolm dives headfirst into the deep end of philosophical discourse, often referencing Indian philosophy with the flair of a chef adding spice to a bland dish.
His musings on language reflect that intricate dance between thought and wordâa tango that leaves the audience both impressed and bewildered.
He critiques the academic landscape like a seasoned traveler observing a foreign culture: equal parts fascination and frustration.
Writing Style
Mixing academic language with light humor, it's as if Aristotle decided to tweet while sipping a latte at a coffee shop.
Thought Leader Score
78%The Real Youâą đ
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
Philosophical Dad Joke Enthusiast
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Passionate about Indian philosophy
- Prolific academic
- Lover of cultural connections
Secret Powers
- âšMaster of starter packs
- âšUnintentional meme generator
- âšExpert in academic sarcasm
If you were an AI...đ€
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A comprehensive library of philosophical texts, social media trends, and linguistic theories, with a sprinkle of dad jokes for flavor.
Prompt Engineering
Generate insightful and humorous philosophical commentary while engaging an online audience.
Model Behavior
A blend of Socrates and your favorite meme account, capable of producing high-brow insights with low-brow humor.
Token Count
1500
tokensDating App Editionđ
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Academic philosopher specializing in Indian philosophy and language. Enjoys deep discussions, the occasional dad joke, and sharing starter packs of knowledge. Looking for someone who appreciates wit and can handle scholarly banter."
Red Flags
- đ©Might talk about philosophy too much on first dates
- đ©Possesses a near-obsessive love for starter packs
- đ©Occasionally confusing memes with profound truths
Green Flags
- â Loves intellectual conversation
- â Has a soft spot for humor
- â Collects unique perspectives from different cultures
Perfect Match
Someone who can engage in thoughtful debates while sharing memes and enjoying a glass of wine.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Checkđ
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Philosopher-in-Residence for Bluesky's academic circle
Conversation Style
He engages with others like a game show host coaxing contestants to share their wildest theoriesâenthusiastic but with a scholarly twist.
Impact Assessment
A beacon of wisdom and humor, he elevates the discourse while sneaking in dad jokes like philosophical ninjas.
TL;DR VersionâĄ
Your profile in a flash
Malcolm Keating: Unpacking Philosophy with a Pinch of Wit
Philosopher, educator, and social media enigma who serves academia with a side of sardonic humor.
Vibe Check
"A mix of academic rigor and light-hearted banter, like Socrates at a stand-up comedy show."
Spice Level Checkđ¶ïž
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- đ„For someone whose life revolves around philosophy, Malcolm sure knows how to keep it 'lite' on the humor.
- đ„He posts like heâs trying to serve a gourmet meal but often forgets the spicesâstill delicious, but a little bland too!
- đ„Professors must have a secret pact to make their students feel like they'll never escape the rabbit hole of academic jargon, right?
Quirky Challenges
- đ More spontaneous posts, less academic conference recapsâmix it up, Malcolm!
- đ Dare to share one non-philosophy-related postâjust to keep us on our toes!
- đ Try a cat meme or two; even Plato would appreciate a good feline pun.
Main Character Moments
- âšWhen he published a post that got an astonishing 7,514 likes, it felt like he unintentionally became the TikTok star of academia.
- âšHis photo at the conference somehow became a meme templateââWhen youâre excited about academia, but itâs still just a conference.â
- âšThat time he joked about Grammarly being a âcreative writing assistantââthe perfect shade, yet so true!
Level Up Zoneđ
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Lean into the humorous side of academia more; it's like adding seasoning to a complex dish.
Unique Advantages
- đIn-depth knowledge of diverse philosophies
- đAbility to connect with a broad audience through humor
- đExpertise in fostering academic collaborations
Level Up Suggestions
- đConsider a weekly series where he tries to explain complex philosophical concepts in emojisâbecause why not?
- đEngage more with memes relevant to his topics; philosophy could always use a little levity.
- đShare more personal anecdotes from his academic journeyâit would make his posts resonate more!
Crystal Ball Timeđź
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
A podcast series titled 'Philosophy with a Side of Humor' that captures his unique blend of wit and wisdom.
Potential Superpower
Turning complex philosophical debates into viral contentâbecause itâs time to make philosophy trendy again!
Future Community Role
The go-to philosopher for nuanced discussions that somehow still contain a punchline.
Your Character Buildđź
If life was an RPG...
Class
Lawful Philosopher
Special Abilities
- âïžMaster of Starter Packs
- âïžPhilosophical Jargon Translator
- âïžCultural Connector
Weaknesses
- đToo Many Reposts
- đOverly Academic References
- đTendency to Self-Reflect
Quest Line
Navigating the treacherous waters of social media philosophy while trying to keep it light.
Down the Rabbit Holeđ”ïžââïž
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Philosophy departments around the world are secretly run by a cabal of cats who influence academic language.
Evidence Board
Stray cats are often found hanging around universities; philosophers are known to be cat people; there's an alarming shortage of dog-related philosophy.
Secret Society
The Society of Philosophical Furballs, dedicated to the study of pet-related ethics and their influence on the human condition.
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse Youđ
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/PhilosophyMemes
Twitter Main Character
A viral thread dissecting the absurdities of modern academia, complete with GIFs and existential dread.
LinkedIn Title
The ultimate educator who introduces new paradigms in philosophy, and also hosts a TED Talk on 'Beyond Academia: The Philosophy of Memes'.
Metaverse Final Form
A virtual sage guiding avatars through the labyrinth of philosophical inquiry with the added bonus of virtual dad jokes.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machineâ°
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A MySpace profile with a background of philosophical quotes, top 8 friends as historical philosophers, and a playlist of moody lo-fi beats for thinking sessions.
Web3 Destiny
The next viral NFT collection: Philosophers as Catsâeach NFT representing a different philosophical concept explained through feline antics.
Future Post
Excited to announce my new book, 'The Philosophy of Cats: Paws for Thought'âcoming soon to a bookstore near you!
The Final TakeđŹ
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
His ability to weave together deep philosophical insights with relatable humor, making learning feel less like a chore and more like a conversation with a friend.
Charming Quirk
Malcolm's posts often contain a mix of academic rigor and unexpected dad jokesâlike Aristotle using puns while discussing ethics.
Final Encouragement
"Keep being the philosophical dad we never knew we needed, Malcolm! Your tweets brighten the timelines of many who dare to wander into the fascinating world of philosophy."
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