Mommiana radiates positive vibes about motherhood, determined to uplift mothers everywhere, probably while simultaneously plotting to take down the patriarchy one tweet at a time.

Whether it’s calling out wannabe Princes or demanding new drops from beloved artists, Mommiana is the unofficial music critic we didn’t know we needed, complete with spicy commentary.

In a world of culinary traditions that refuse to die, Mommiana’s hilarious rants about food traditions are a welcome reminder that, sometimes, you just want a break from the kale.

Engaging with the cosmos like it’s her personal consultant, she ensures her followers know that a Mercury retrograde is the real deal—especially when it comes to boundaries.