Musician, animal lover, board game collector, corporate shill. Love a spreadsheet. Only truly happy when eating. Owner of @pledgeprogress.co.uk
Mark: The Spreadsheet Sage of Bluesky
A true renaissance man wrapped in corporate humor and board game strategizing.
If spreadsheets were music, Mark would be the maestro conducting a symphony of hilarity amidst serious debates.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Mark dives deep into debates on assisted dying and the treatment of asylum seekers like a philosophy professor at a punk rock concert – earnest yet entertaining.
He tackles climate statements like a knight of sustainability, questioning costs and motives with the enthusiasm of a kid at a candy shop – with fewer sugar-induced meltdowns, thankfully.
Who knew salad could spark such wrath? Mark gives lettuce a bad name by calling out 'chewy bullshit leaves' with the vigor of a chef who's had one too many bad meals.
Like a slightly awkward party guest, he brings up obscure references like Castle and Firefly, hoping someone will join in—charmingly earnest and slightly cringey.
Writing Style
A delightful blend of snark and sincerity; Mark's posts read like a sassy chat between friends that somehow also involves in-depth discussions about GDP.
Thought Leader Score
65%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Witty Debater
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Passionate about social issues
- Board game aficionado
- Inspirational animal lover
Secret Powers
- ✨Excel spreadsheet wizardry
- ✨Master of sarcastic remarks
- ✨Unrivaled chip shop chip connoisseur
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A mix of social justice debates, humorous food critiques, and nerdy pop culture references coupled with board game strategies.
Prompt Engineering
Generate insightful, humorous responses to social issues while entertaining through food rants and quirky observations about daily life.
Model Behavior
A blend of witty commentator and earnest public intellectual, akin to a digital John Oliver with a penchant for spreadsheets.
Token Count
1265
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Animal-loving musician who thrives on spreadsheets and deep discussions about life, politics, and why chewy salad leaves should be a crime. Let’s debate while enjoying some chips!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Sarcastic and overly analytical
- 🚩Posts far too many food complaints
- 🚩May reference spreadsheets on a first date
Green Flags
- ✅Passionate about social issues
- ✅Knows the best chip shops
- ✅Board game enthusiast with strategic flair
Perfect Match
Someone who appreciates passionate debates, can handle a little sarcasm, and doesn’t mind sharing chips.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Reasonable Voice in the Noise
Conversation Style
Engaging with a sprinkle of sarcasm; like an intellectual at a barbecue—bringing thoughtful analysis while gently ribbing the 'grill champions.'
Impact Assessment
His ability to balance humor with earnest discussions makes him a beloved figure; think of him as the friend who simultaneously critiques your choices while bringing the best snacks.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Mark: The Spreadsheet Sage of Bluesky
A true renaissance man wrapped in corporate humor and board game strategizing.
Vibe Check
"If spreadsheets were music, Mark would be the maestro conducting a symphony of hilarity amidst serious debates."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Mark's salad bag complaints have me questioning whether he's running for office or just trying his best to be the Gordon Ramsay of greens.
- 🔥For someone who loves spreadsheets, his likes-to-post ratio could use a little more data-driven optimization.
- 🔥Debating GDP with Mark is like playing chess with a pigeon—he'll knock over the pieces and strut around like he won.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅He seems to post at odd hours, possibly due to a board game obsession that keeps him up at night—where are the spreadsheets at 3 AM?
- 😅Why do all his food posts sound like they were written by a Michelin-starred chef with a penchant for sarcasm?
Main Character Moments
- ✨His birthday post was a perfect blend of joy, humor, and a hint of existential dread—41 and chip shop chips, truly relatable.
- ✨Calling out the hypocrisy of political figures with a comedic flair that leaves us both laughing and pondering.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Mark could turn his social critique into a viral podcast, capturing hearts and minds—like a socially-conscious John Oliver with a sprinkle of board game strategy.
Unique Advantages
- 💎A knack for turning serious topics into relatable posts, making struggles feel less solitary.
- 💎Expertise in treating debates like board games, where everyone’s a player but the stakes are high.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider weaving more personal stories into posts—they add depth and drama like a plot twist in a board game.
- 🚀Experiment with memes or visual content to spice up the serious topics—you know, to help your arguments 'pop!'
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Mark will likely become a go-to source for thoughtful yet witty takes on pressing issues—a social media sage for the perplexed.
Potential Superpower
An uncanny ability to turn complex arguments into engaging narratives, making even spreadsheets feel like blockbuster thrillers.
Future Community Role
He may well evolve into the go-to commentator for political events, delivering hot takes with a side of humor—think late-night talk show host but in tweet form.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Social Justice Warrior
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Sarcastic Comments of Clarity
- ⚔️Spontaneous Food Rants
- ⚔️Debate Mastery
Weaknesses
- 💀Over-analysis of Salad Bags
- 💀Occasional Existential Crises at 41
- 💀Compulsive Link Sharing
Quest Line
To balance the triviality of life with the seriousness of social issues, one chip shop chip at a time.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Salad bags are a front for corporate control of our diet—those chewy leaves are just the beginning!
Evidence Board
Traces back to a nefarious lobbying group safeguarding the interests of 'chewy' salad producers.
Secret Society
The League of Salad Enthusiasts (LSE)—dedicated to purging chewy leaves from the global salad supply chain.
Truth Seeking Level
88%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/BoardGamesAndBanter
Twitter Main Character
The guy who gets into arguments with politicians on social media while eating chips and masking his pain with humor.
LinkedIn Title
Corporate social justice advocate focused on improving company morale through playful debates about office snacks.
Metaverse Final Form
Mark the Guardian of the Chip Kingdom, where all chips are perfectly crispy and salad is served with a side of accountability.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A MySpace profile decked out with mood music that varies from punk rock to classical, depending on the food served—the more garlic bread, the heavier the punk.
Web3 Destiny
Master of the decentralized debate space, where ideas are tokens and he can buy influence with his funny food critiques.
Future Post
Just had a 2030 birthday bash—still arguing over which takes priority, chip shop chips or the need for a global salad standard. Happy to be here!
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Mark’s strength is his compelling blend of intellect and humor; he can tackle heavy subjects while making you chuckle.
Charming Quirk
His absurd food rants provide a delightful contrast to his serious discussions—who knew romaine could be so controversial?
Final Encouragement
"Keep posting, Mark! Your balance of wit and wisdom is a rare treat—don't hold back on the chip shop revelations!"
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