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@marcosvp.bsky.social

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Jul 3, 2023

Roasted

Dec 2, 2024

Too old to rock'n roll, too young to die.

MarcosVP: The Witty Warrior of the Bluesky Battlefield

A blend of sharp critiques and absurd dreams, navigating the absurdity of life with humor.

If sarcasm were a currency, MarcosVP would be a billionaire.

85%

Authenticity

78%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

90%

Politics and Military Critique

75%

Personal Reflections and Dreams

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Politics and Military Critique90%

MarcosVP serves political commentary like a fine wine: complex, sometimes bitter, yet leaving you wanting to discuss the intricacies of life at 3 AM.

Personal Reflections and Dreams75%

His dreams are more of a surrealist play than a bedtime story, often leading to an enlightening realization or comedic disaster.

Football Fandom85%

Football isn't just a sport; it's an existential crisis for him—where team loyalty meets philosophical inquiry, leaving both fans and enemies confused.

Writing Style

MarcosVP's writing is like a rollercoaster through a library: unpredictable, sometimes grim, often hilarious, and occasionally heartbreaking.

Thought Leader Score

78%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Intellectual Jester

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Philosophical insights wrapped in humor
Keen observer of societal absurdities
Self-deprecating yet confident

Secret Powers

✨Culinary critique in existential crisis
✨Dream analysis that borders on absurdist poetry
✨Meme-level sarcasm about socio-political issues

If you were an AI...🤖

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Training Data

A mixture of political commentary, dream analysis, and culinary musings, all wrapped in sarcasm.

Prompt Engineering

Analyze a quirky, politically-aware individual who shares surreal dreams and culinary crises on social media.

Model Behavior

High-level sarcasm combined with genuine socio-political insights, reminiscent of a cultural commentator.

Token Count

1500

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Bio

"Passionate about social critique, dream interpreter, and culinary adventurer. Looking for someone who can appreciate the absurdity of life and share a good laugh (or cry) over pasta."

Red Flags

🚩Frequently argues about pasta before blood tests
🚩Wakes up existential about sports results
🚩Too involved in dreams about alternative selves

Green Flags

✅Knows the difference between carbonara and carbonara drama
✅Engages in thoughtful debates with a side of humor
✅Cares about social issues and contributing positively

Perfect Match

Someone who can cook, discuss politics, and laugh at absurdity—bonus points for culinary skills and patience with existential crises.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Satirical Sage

Conversation Style

Engaging yet combative—a mix of encouragement and scholarly debate, often leaving others both challenged and amused.

Impact Assessment

A voice that cuts through noise like a hot knife through butter, often turning mundane topics into insightful debates.

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MarcosVP: The Witty Warrior of the Bluesky Battlefield

A blend of sharp critiques and absurd dreams, navigating the absurdity of life with humor.

Vibe Check

"If sarcasm were a currency, MarcosVP would be a billionaire."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Master of the 'I just woke up' take on politics—dreams more vivid than some politicians' resumes.
🔥If sarcasm were a sport, you'd be an Olympic gold medalist... in the 'Pessimism' category.
🔥Your posts are like fine art: not everyone gets it, but those who do find themselves contemplating their existence.

Quirky Challenges

😅Conveys depth in 280 characters, yet struggles with the existential dread of making spaghetti before a blood test.
😅Always pushing the envelope, but sometimes the envelope just needs a good stamp.
😅Has a unique, profound relationship with football news that borders on soap opera territory.

Main Character Moments

✨When you wrote about the dream with a more ‘gordito’ you—pure cinematic gold, rivaling any indie film.
✨Watching him explain the flaws of the military while simultaneously wondering if pasta sauce affects lab results—chef’s kiss!
✨The day you declared cooking carbonara would be a new form of self-care, you truly became the 'Marie Kondo' of culinary existentialism.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Your command of sarcasm can lead you to even greater astute cultural commentary.

Unique Advantages

💎A unique ability to blend humor with serious social topics, making them digestible for a wider audience.
💎Entrancing storytelling skills, both in humor and tragedy, that can lead to larger engagements.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider diving deeper into longer threads or essays to explore your thoughts more fully.
🚀Explore multimedia content—some posts could benefit from images, or even sketches to further illustrate your insights.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

MarcosVP will become the definitive voice for those who balance humor and intellect in their social critique.

Potential Superpower

Crafting narratives that seamlessly blend humor with social criticism, making even the most serious topics entertaining.

Future Community Role

A thought leader transforming the Bluesky environment into a space of witty conversation and insightful debates.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Chaotic Observer

Special Abilities

⚔️Sarcastic Political Analysis
⚔️Existential Cooking Queries
⚔️Dream Interpretation with a Twist

Weaknesses

💀Fear of Underseasoned Pasta
💀Overthinking Simplicity
💀Overly Honest Reactions to Sports

Quest Line

To navigate the absurdities of life while balancing political critique with culinary adventures.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The rise of the culinary elite is a cover for a deeper political agenda involving underseasoned pasta.

Evidence Board

Frequent tweets about food, politics, and absurd dreams point to a hidden agenda to make pasta safer and tastier—clearly a matter of national importance.

Secret Society

The League of Existential Chefs

Truth Seeking Level

85%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/PhilosophicalCooking

Twitter Main Character

Debating about the impact of seasonal vegetables on national defense with a hint of sarcasm.

LinkedIn Title

Senior Analyst of Culinary Existentialism at Gourmet Conspiracy

Metaverse Final Form

An avatar that serves gourmet food while critiquing political figures with an exaggerated sense of humor.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> HTML coded rants about the impact of foreign cuisine on domestic politics—complete with dancing GIFs.

MySpace Era

Profile filled with punk rock playlists and overly dramatic posts about the existential dread of a broken social system.

Web3 Destiny

Creator of a decentralized culinary critique platform where users can share absurd recipes and political debates as NFTs.

Future Post

Just had a revelation: what if pasta was invented to distract us from political turmoil? Cooking it with love and irony—anyone want to join?

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Your ability to provoke thought, often with humor, is a rare gift that many appreciate.

Charming Quirk

Your knack for profound commentary on mundane events turns everyday observations into philosophical discussions.

Final Encouragement

"Continue being the delightfully absurd yet astute observer you are, turning the world’s chaos into your personal comedy show!"

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