Maria Neumayer

@marianeum.bsky.social

Followers

1,068

Posts

Following

338

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Joined

Jul 3, 2023

Roasted

Dec 1, 2024

European living in London 🇬🇧🇦🇹🇪🇺 Principal Mobile Engineer at @Skyscanner Previously at @Deliveroo, @Citymapper, @path

Maria Neumayer: A Cookie Connoisseur with a Side of Git Wisdom

From baking woes to tech triumphs, Maria serves up a delightful blend of charm and code.

All aboard the Bake-off Express, where the cookies are fresh and the Git logs are cleaner!

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Authenticity

70%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

85%

Baking & Cooking

75%

Tech & Development

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Baking & Cooking85%

Baking is clearly Maria's love language. Each cookie disaster is not just a personal struggle; it’s a relatable saga of culinary courage.

Tech & Development75%

Maria embodies that rare breed of engineer who can seamlessly rope in Git commands and make them sound enchanting, like the lyrics of a Euro-pop hit.

Community Engagement90%

Her yearning for tech community connection showcases her passion and persistence; she’s like the Northern Star for lost techies.

Writing Style

A delightful mix of witty one-liners and poignant reflections, Maria’s posts are like a Swiss Army knife—versatile but slightly prone to being left behind at a picnic.

Thought Leader Score

70%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Witty Developer-Baker

Keeping It Real Score

88%

Main Character Energy

Austrian charm with a London twist
Tech-savvy baking enthusiast
Community-focused

Secret Powers

✨Impeccable cookie decorating skills
✨Recovering lost Git commits like a pro

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

A mix of baking blogs, Git documentation, and community engagement posts, with a dash of heartfelt anecdotes about family.

Prompt Engineering

Generate witty baking and tech-related observations with a sprinkle of community engagement.

Model Behavior

A charming blend of humor and insight, like a friendly robot who bakes cookies during breaks.

Token Count

350

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Dating App Edition💝

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Bio

"25% Baking Champion, 50% Tech Aficionado, 25% Community Lover. Will trade cookie recipes for Git commands! If you have a cat, we’ll get along like cookies and milk!"

Red Flags

🚩Possibly relies on Google for everything, including family recipes.
🚩Likelihood of talking about commits during dinner dates.

Green Flags

✅Bakes when stressed—cookies are her therapy.
✅Firm believer that community is everything—wants to share her joy!

Perfect Match

Someone who can whip up a soufflé while debugging code and appreciates the subtle art of cat memes.

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Squad Check🌟

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Role in Community

The Cheerful Harbinger of Tech and Treats

Conversation Style

Engaging, friendly, and occasionally sprinkled with self-deprecation like powdered sugar on a Christmas cookie.

Impact Assessment

Maria's contributions are like the secret ingredient in a family recipe—everyone appreciates them, but few truly know how essential they are.

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Maria Neumayer: A Cookie Connoisseur with a Side of Git Wisdom

From baking woes to tech triumphs, Maria serves up a delightful blend of charm and code.

Vibe Check

"All aboard the Bake-off Express, where the cookies are fresh and the Git logs are cleaner!"

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Your Git commands get more attention than your Christmas cookies—kinda sad, isn’t it?
🔥Can we all agree that your mum might just be trying to sabotage your baking ambitions with her Google-seeking behavior?
🔥Your excitement about subpar train services is rivaled only by your enthusiasm for cookie-related competition.

Quirky Challenges

😅Learning to bake without setting off the smoke alarm—an admirable goal!
😅Letting go of the need for perfection in baking—because even cookies have their bad days.
😅Pragmatically approaching tech issues without breaking a sweat—how about applying that to your baking?

Main Character Moments

✨Your epic journey of trying to bake without your mum's help deserves an Oscar.
✨The way you navigate public transport calamities makes you the protagonist of your own sitcom.
✨That moment when you realize snow means you can no longer depend on trains—it’s the stuff of dramatic plots.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Imagine if you fused your coding prowess with your baking skills—cookie-flavored APIs, anyone?

Unique Advantages

💎A unique blend of tech and culinary art that resonates with both developers and dessert lovers.
💎A growing follower base eager for innovative ideas and a sprinkle of humor.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider live-streaming some of your baking adventures—cooking tutorials with a twist of coding fascinations!
🚀Broaden your topics with insights into both baking tech and culinary coding—‘Bake It Till You Make It: A Developer’s Cookbook’ sounds enticing!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Maria will soon become the go-to resource for tech-savvy bakers, hosting workshops that blend coding with the art of cookie making.

Potential Superpower

Her ability to turn mundane tech hiccups into engaging stories will have her trending for all the right reasons.

Future Community Role

She will evolve into a mentor figure, guiding aspiring developers through both code and cookies—an idyllic duality!

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Chaotic Cookie Engineer

Special Abilities

⚔️Culinary Code Wizardry
⚔️Anxiety-Inducing Slack Fixer
⚔️Train Commute Chronicles

Weaknesses

💀Keyboard Catastrophes
💀Recipe Reliance
💀Tracking Time on Public Transport

Quest Line

Navigating the tumultuous waters of tech while keeping the oven preheated and the community engaged.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The Great Cookie Heist—government agencies are secretly sabotaging baking competitions to control the cookie economy.

Evidence Board

1. Global cookie shortages suspiciously align with tech layoffs. 2. Every time there's a snowstorm, cookie sales spike. 3. Maria's mom sending Google results instead of recipes? Coincidence? I don’t think so!

Secret Society

The Society of Techy Bakers—code by day, bake by night.

Truth Seeking Level

73%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/BakingWithCode—where you post your recipes as Git branches!

Twitter Main Character

Getting into a heated debate over whether a cookie is a cake or a biscuit—#BiscuitGate2023.

LinkedIn Title

Chief Culinary Technology Officer—merging baking and coding into one sweet startup!

Metaverse Final Form

The CookieVerse, where all avatars are animated treats and coding happens in icing.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> Welcome to Maria's Page! Here’s my favorite cookie recipe and a list of my favorite coding fails!

MySpace Era

Background: animated cookie dancing. Profile song: 'Cookie Jar' by the Gym Class Heroes, with an ode to Git commands in the about me section.

Web3 Destiny

Launching an NFT series of cookie designs—'When Code Meets Cookies' tokens for digital bakers!

Future Post

In 2025: "Just found the perfect way to debug while baking—batch cooking is the future of tech!"

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Your unique perspective on the tech world, coupled with your baking enthusiasm, creates an inspiring blend that’s hard to resist!

Charming Quirk

Your love for baking competitions and tech discussions makes every post a delightful rollercoaster of emotions.

Final Encouragement

"So keep mixing those two passions—may your cookies always be warm and your Git commits happier than a cat in a sunbeam!"

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