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    IT Professional w/Ubisoft, series of tubes, Dungeon Master, Dog Dad to Rogue and Pepper, Lego Collector, sometimes I make physical things out of wood. He/Him @mlmit in the bad place.

    Mark Muller: The Woodworking Dog Dad of Bluesky

    He’s part woodworker, part dog whisperer, and entirely here for a good time.

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    A delightful mix of sawdust, puppy love, and dad jokes, he’s the wholesome content we didn’t know we needed.

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    88%
    Authenticity
    75%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    92%
    Woodworking
    85%
    Dog Adventures

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Woodworking92%

    Mark dives into woodworking projects headfirst, armed with clamps and a sense of humor. His progress reports rival that of reality TV shows—will he triumph or dramatically mess it up?

    Dog Adventures85%

    From puppy play dates to adorably lazy moments, Mark's canine companions steal the spotlight (and our hearts) every time he shares their antics.

    Gaming and Tech70%

    When he isn’t busy crafting wooden masterpieces, he's enlightening us about tech vulnerabilities and gaming narratives, combining geekiness with craftsmanship.

    Writing Style

    Mark’s writing is like reading a cozy diary while sipping a warm cocoa—personal, whimsical, and with a hint of chaos (especially when dogs are involved).

    Thought Leader Score

    75%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    Crafty Canine Connoisseur

    Keeping It Real Score

    88%

    Main Character Energy

    • Woodworking wizard
    • Dog dad extraordinaire
    • Lego enthusiast

    Secret Powers

    • Making physical objects out of thin air
    • Crafting dog memes that melt hearts
    • D&D miniaturization wizardry

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    A blend of woodworking tutorials, dog videos, and gaming commentary, with a side of dad humor.

    Prompt Engineering

    Create engaging DIY content that includes adorable pup antics and woodworking tips.

    Model Behavior

    A mix of wholesome community builder and charmingly chaotic DIY enthusiast.

    Token Count

    250

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Crafty dog dad looking for someone to share life’s simple joys: woodworking projects, puppy cuddles, and epic board games. Can provide Lego expertise and dog memes on demand!"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Tends to get overly attached to wood projects (and dogs)
    • 🚩May prioritize dog play dates over social engagements
    • 🚩Has a strong affinity for dad jokes

    Green Flags

    • Can craft a mean dog house out of reclaimed wood
    • Serious skills in the kitchen—especially with holiday eggnog
    • Loves long walks with two very fluffy companions

    Perfect Match

    Someone who appreciates craftsmanship, loves dogs, and can handle spontaneous adventures—bonus points if you’re into D&D!

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Heart and Soul of Crafty Canines

    Conversation Style

    Engaging and relatable; his replies are like a warm hug wrapped in a dad joke.

    Impact Assessment

    Mark injects a generous dose of positivity into the Bluesky community, proving that woodworking and dog parenting are not only compatible but also Insta-worthy.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    Mark Muller: The Woodworking Dog Dad of Bluesky

    He’s part woodworker, part dog whisperer, and entirely here for a good time.

    Vibe Check

    "A delightful mix of sawdust, puppy love, and dad jokes, he’s the wholesome content we didn’t know we needed."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥His projects might be wood, but sometimes they get a bit 'poorly glued'.
    • 🔥Mark's woodworking tips are like IKEA instructions—entertaining but may lead to existential crises.
    • 🔥He’s the only person I know who can mix woodworking and gaming—#nerdyartisanal.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Sometimes he overshares his shop's state of cleanliness—like an exhibition of chaos in a museum.
    • 😅His ability to turn every dog moment into a mini-Adventures of Mark and the Pooches is borderline obsessive.
    • 😅He might just be one 3D-printing project away from building a small replica of himself!

    Main Character Moments

    • When he declared his shop was ‘feeling cute’—like a dad taking a selfie in a garden.
    • His claim of being 'an elder being of the cosmos' while confronting county zoning changes—a true cosmic Q&A.

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    Mark’s got the talent; he just needs to lean into his inner craft influencer and start crafting the most charming TikToks known to dog-kind.

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎A unique blend of tech-savviness and hands-on artistry.
    • 💎The perfect balance of geeky interests and wholesome pet content.

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Try live-streaming woodworking sessions—‘Building with Mark’ could trend, hard.
    • 🚀Explore short video formats to showcase your pup’s cuteness on a broader scale. Seriously, the internet loves dogs.

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Mark will find a way to combine woodworking tutorials with dog training sessions—Woodworking Wisdom with Rogue and Pepper sounds like a hit!

    Potential Superpower

    Creating viral memes from his adorable dog moments and woodworking fails.

    Future Community Role

    He could become the go-to person for wholesome DIY content, a sort of ‘Bob Ross’ for the dog-loving DIY crowd.

    Your Character Build🎮

    If life was an RPG...

    Class

    Chaotic Woodworking Wizard

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Can summon dog memes at will
    • ⚔️Expert in woodworking puns
    • ⚔️Unconsciously creates dog-centric drama

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Occasionally confused by simple IKEA instructions
    • 💀Hesitates to trim excessive dog hair
    • 💀Prone to momentary existential crises in the workshop

    Quest Line

    Building the ultimate dog-friendly furniture while navigating the trials of puppy parenting.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    The woodpeckers are secretly plotting to take over the neighborhood, one tree at a time.

    Evidence Board

    Woodpeckers always appear after he starts woodworking projects. Coincidence? I think not!

    Secret Society

    Society of Crafty Canines—where every dog is a member and every wood project is blessed by the furry overlords.

    Truth Seeking Level

    75%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/DoggoCrafts—balancing woodworking with dog photos in perfect harmony.

    Twitter Main Character

    Engaging in furious debates over which dog breed is the best for holding wood shavings.

    LinkedIn Title

    Woodworking Influencer from Corporate to Canine, connecting fellow artsy dog lovers.

    Metaverse Final Form

    A dog-friendly woodshop where every creation is accompanied by virtual pups.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > A GeoCities page adorned with animated dog GIFs and poorly formatted woodworking guides.

    MySpace Era

    A profile with background music of ‘Who Let the Dogs Out’ and poorly taken selfies with his dogs and projects.

    Web3 Destiny

    Creating digital NFTs of his woodworking projects that come with exclusive puppy content.

    Future Post

    ‘Just finished my latest project and Rogue has already claimed it as her throne! Who else’s pup is a furniture dictator?’

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Mark’s genuine love for his craft—and his dogs—shines through every post, making him a beacon of positivity.

    Charming Quirk

    His habit of inadvertently creating mini soap operas within his posts about woodworking, dogs, or D&D.

    Final Encouragement

    "So keep carving out those masterpieces, Mark! Who knows, your next creation might just trend harder than a puppy in a hoodie!"

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