IT Professional w/Ubisoft, series of tubes, Dungeon Master, Dog Dad to Rogue and Pepper, Lego Collector, sometimes I make physical things out of wood. He/Him @mlmit in the bad place.
Mark Muller: The Woodworking Dog Dad of Bluesky
He’s part woodworker, part dog whisperer, and entirely here for a good time.
A delightful mix of sawdust, puppy love, and dad jokes, he’s the wholesome content we didn’t know we needed.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Mark dives into woodworking projects headfirst, armed with clamps and a sense of humor. His progress reports rival that of reality TV shows—will he triumph or dramatically mess it up?
From puppy play dates to adorably lazy moments, Mark's canine companions steal the spotlight (and our hearts) every time he shares their antics.
When he isn’t busy crafting wooden masterpieces, he's enlightening us about tech vulnerabilities and gaming narratives, combining geekiness with craftsmanship.
Writing Style
Mark’s writing is like reading a cozy diary while sipping a warm cocoa—personal, whimsical, and with a hint of chaos (especially when dogs are involved).
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
Crafty Canine Connoisseur
Keeping It Real Score
88%Main Character Energy
- Woodworking wizard
- Dog dad extraordinaire
- Lego enthusiast
Secret Powers
- ✨Making physical objects out of thin air
- ✨Crafting dog memes that melt hearts
- ✨D&D miniaturization wizardry
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A blend of woodworking tutorials, dog videos, and gaming commentary, with a side of dad humor.
Prompt Engineering
Create engaging DIY content that includes adorable pup antics and woodworking tips.
Model Behavior
A mix of wholesome community builder and charmingly chaotic DIY enthusiast.
Token Count
250
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Crafty dog dad looking for someone to share life’s simple joys: woodworking projects, puppy cuddles, and epic board games. Can provide Lego expertise and dog memes on demand!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Tends to get overly attached to wood projects (and dogs)
- 🚩May prioritize dog play dates over social engagements
- 🚩Has a strong affinity for dad jokes
Green Flags
- ✅Can craft a mean dog house out of reclaimed wood
- ✅Serious skills in the kitchen—especially with holiday eggnog
- ✅Loves long walks with two very fluffy companions
Perfect Match
Someone who appreciates craftsmanship, loves dogs, and can handle spontaneous adventures—bonus points if you’re into D&D!
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Heart and Soul of Crafty Canines
Conversation Style
Engaging and relatable; his replies are like a warm hug wrapped in a dad joke.
Impact Assessment
Mark injects a generous dose of positivity into the Bluesky community, proving that woodworking and dog parenting are not only compatible but also Insta-worthy.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Mark Muller: The Woodworking Dog Dad of Bluesky
He’s part woodworker, part dog whisperer, and entirely here for a good time.
Vibe Check
"A delightful mix of sawdust, puppy love, and dad jokes, he’s the wholesome content we didn’t know we needed."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥His projects might be wood, but sometimes they get a bit 'poorly glued'.
- 🔥Mark's woodworking tips are like IKEA instructions—entertaining but may lead to existential crises.
- 🔥He’s the only person I know who can mix woodworking and gaming—#nerdyartisanal.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Sometimes he overshares his shop's state of cleanliness—like an exhibition of chaos in a museum.
- 😅His ability to turn every dog moment into a mini-Adventures of Mark and the Pooches is borderline obsessive.
- 😅He might just be one 3D-printing project away from building a small replica of himself!
Main Character Moments
- ✨When he declared his shop was ‘feeling cute’—like a dad taking a selfie in a garden.
- ✨His claim of being 'an elder being of the cosmos' while confronting county zoning changes—a true cosmic Q&A.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Mark’s got the talent; he just needs to lean into his inner craft influencer and start crafting the most charming TikToks known to dog-kind.
Unique Advantages
- 💎A unique blend of tech-savviness and hands-on artistry.
- 💎The perfect balance of geeky interests and wholesome pet content.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Try live-streaming woodworking sessions—‘Building with Mark’ could trend, hard.
- 🚀Explore short video formats to showcase your pup’s cuteness on a broader scale. Seriously, the internet loves dogs.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Mark will find a way to combine woodworking tutorials with dog training sessions—Woodworking Wisdom with Rogue and Pepper sounds like a hit!
Potential Superpower
Creating viral memes from his adorable dog moments and woodworking fails.
Future Community Role
He could become the go-to person for wholesome DIY content, a sort of ‘Bob Ross’ for the dog-loving DIY crowd.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Woodworking Wizard
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Can summon dog memes at will
- ⚔️Expert in woodworking puns
- ⚔️Unconsciously creates dog-centric drama
Weaknesses
- 💀Occasionally confused by simple IKEA instructions
- 💀Hesitates to trim excessive dog hair
- 💀Prone to momentary existential crises in the workshop
Quest Line
Building the ultimate dog-friendly furniture while navigating the trials of puppy parenting.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The woodpeckers are secretly plotting to take over the neighborhood, one tree at a time.
Evidence Board
Woodpeckers always appear after he starts woodworking projects. Coincidence? I think not!
Secret Society
Society of Crafty Canines—where every dog is a member and every wood project is blessed by the furry overlords.
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/DoggoCrafts—balancing woodworking with dog photos in perfect harmony.
Twitter Main Character
Engaging in furious debates over which dog breed is the best for holding wood shavings.
LinkedIn Title
Woodworking Influencer from Corporate to Canine, connecting fellow artsy dog lovers.
Metaverse Final Form
A dog-friendly woodshop where every creation is accompanied by virtual pups.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A profile with background music of ‘Who Let the Dogs Out’ and poorly taken selfies with his dogs and projects.
Web3 Destiny
Creating digital NFTs of his woodworking projects that come with exclusive puppy content.
Future Post
‘Just finished my latest project and Rogue has already claimed it as her throne! Who else’s pup is a furniture dictator?’
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Mark’s genuine love for his craft—and his dogs—shines through every post, making him a beacon of positivity.
Charming Quirk
His habit of inadvertently creating mini soap operas within his posts about woodworking, dogs, or D&D.
Final Encouragement
"So keep carving out those masterpieces, Mark! Who knows, your next creation might just trend harder than a puppy in a hoodie!"
What is Bluesky Roast?
Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.
The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping founders and developers build their own AI-powered products. If you'd like to know more about that, feel free to check out AnotherWrapper.com for more information!
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