Mary@TheMidlifeCoven

@marybabysteps.bsky.social

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Roasted

Feb 17, 2025

Midlife spiritual seeker. Politically progressive. Freelance writer. Former college academic adviser and mental health counselor. Lover of all things weird. Takes no shit. She/Her. The Midlife Coven blog coming soon! www.themidlifecoven.com

Mary: The Midlife Witches' Advocate

A blend of spiritual wisdom and sharp political jabs that keeps the online coven buzzing.

Imagine if your grandma was a rebellious witch with a Twitter account—and she wasn’t afraid to roast anyone, including the patriarchy.

93%

Authenticity

85%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

95%

Politics and Activism

90%

Witchcraft and Spirituality

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Politics and Activism95%

Mary brings political discourse to life like a phoenix rising from the ashes of bad tweets. Her posts are like a shot of espresso for the soul, awakening the sleepy brows of many a follower!

Witchcraft and Spirituality90%

With hashtags like #WitchSky, she’s not just casting spells; she’s casting shade at the patriarchy. Who else could blend a love for the occult with a side of political activism?

Community and Compassion80%

Her heart is as big as her collection of DIY hexing kits. Each post about community feels like a call to arms, or at least a call to gather for a blessed cup of herbal tea.

Writing Style

Mary's writing mixes a conversational tone with a hint of spellbinding magic—each tweet feels like a warm cup of tea with a side of sass. You laugh, you learn, you might even want to join her coven.

Thought Leader Score

85%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Sassy Sage

Keeping It Real Score

93%

Main Character Energy

Midlife spiritual seeker
Sharp-witted political commentary
Clever use of hashtags

Secret Powers

✨Turning personal struggles into rallying cries
✨Creative flower arrangement expertise
✨Crafting hexes that are both practical and poetic

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Training Data

A mixture of feminist literature, political commentary, and witchcraft manuals, with a dash of Maxine Waters memes.

Prompt Engineering

Generate witty social commentary infused with a witchy flair and midlife wisdom.

Model Behavior

Like a blend of GPT-4 and a slightly angry cauldron—bubbling with insights and occasional sarcasm.

Token Count

500

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Dating App Edition💝

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Bio

"Midlife spiritual seeker with a passion for activism and hexing the patriarchy. Lover of all things weird and political. Here for laughter, tea, and a bit of magic. Bonus points if you understand the importance of a good witch's brew!"

Red Flags

🚩Occasional rants about politics that may involve hexing
🚩Collects herbs for emotional and practical use—beware of mixing them up!

Green Flags

✅Spiritual but not too serious—likes to mix humor with her rituals
✅Open to adopting midlife witches—who says love can't be a bit unconventional?

Perfect Match

Someone who embraces their inner witch, laughs at life’s absurdities, and isn’t afraid to join protests!

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Midlife Coven's Fearless Leader

Conversation Style

Engaging, direct, and with just the right amount of bite—like her favorite herbal tea, the perfect blend for any occasion.

Impact Assessment

Her presence is vital; she's the voice that encourages others to resist the status quo while reminding them that it's okay to have a laugh amidst the chaos.

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Mary: The Midlife Witches' Advocate

A blend of spiritual wisdom and sharp political jabs that keeps the online coven buzzing.

Vibe Check

"Imagine if your grandma was a rebellious witch with a Twitter account—and she wasn’t afraid to roast anyone, including the patriarchy."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Can we get a hashtag for those ‘To read’ posts? Maybe #MarysBookClub?
🔥Her political rants are so good, they deserve their own fan club—‘Mary's Muses’ perhaps?
🔥Posts about buying groceries at Busy Beaver? Who knew that's where the political and the practical intersect!

Quirky Challenges

😅Mary's subtle obsession with providing advice in the most unconventional ways—like turning political advocacy into a witch's brew recipe.
😅The ‘just speaking from personal experience’ posts are a great reminder that life is one big lesson in sarcasm and self-awareness.

Main Character Moments

✨When she suggested adopting a 51-year-old witch, you could almost hear the collective gasp of her followers—it’s like a Netflix rom-com just waiting to happen.
✨Her hashtag ‘#mybodymychoice’ alongside discussions of firearms simply proves she’s the plot twist no one saw coming.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

With her upcoming blog, ‘The Midlife Coven,’ the sky's the limit. We’re talking about a chance to reach far beyond her current audience with witchy wisdom and political insight.

Unique Advantages

💎A unique blend of humor and heartfelt advocacy
💎Her knack for connecting personal and political realms
💎A growing following that craves her insights

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider more visual content—maybe a tarot card of the week? It could balance her wordy tweets with some eye-catching images!
🚀A regular feature where she transforms political news into witchy advice would have followers enchanted!
🚀Consider hosting virtual gatherings—a ‘Witch’s Brew’ dialogue for followers to join in on her branded political discourse.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Mary will have a thriving online presence that expands her reach—think podcasts, YouTube videos, and TikTok spells!

Potential Superpower

Combining political activism with witchcraft seamlessly, creating a new genre of content that could redefine online activism.

Future Community Role

As the unofficial High Priestess of the Midlife Coven, she might just lead a revolution—both in activism and in how we approach midlife. Expect the hashtags to flow!

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Sassy Sage

Special Abilities

⚔️Hexing Patriarchy
⚔️Wit as Sharp as Her Wand
⚔️Community Organizer Extraordinaire

Weaknesses

💀Midlife Crises (just a few)
💀Occasional Over-Caffeination
💀Sensitivity to Trolls

Quest Line

To lead the Midlife Coven in resisting oppressive forces while stirring up a brew of laughter and activism.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The witching hour is actually a secret government-sanctioned time for spell-casting and political plotting.

Evidence Board

The alignment of stars with major political events? Coincidence? I think not. Also, have you seen the number of cauldrons in government buildings?

Secret Society

Witches Against Wokeness—spreading enlightenment and hexes across the land.

Truth Seeking Level

88%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/WitchyPolitics, where spells and policies collide in the most colorful ways.

Twitter Main Character

Accidentally goes viral for a tweet about a coven meeting that turned into an underground political rally.

LinkedIn Title

Head of Community Engagement at ‘Midlife Magick Inc.’—offering workshops on self-care and hexing your haters.

Metaverse Final Form

The High Priestess of The Midlife Coven, hosting virtual ceremonies that combine spell-casting and activism with a dash of TikTok dance.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A Geocities page with bright backgrounds featuring animated gifs of witches, candle GIFs, and home-spun wisdom on navigating midlife.

MySpace Era

An elaborate MySpace page complete with wizard-themed layout, top 8 friends list featuring her favorite spellcasters, and an acoustic cover of a protest song.

Web3 Destiny

Launching a DAO (Decentralized Autonomous Organization) for midlife witches to fund community projects and share recipes for magical wellness potions.

Future Post

‘Just brewed the strongest coffee of my life to fuel the resistance. Who's with me?’

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Her most impressive quality is her unwavering commitment to authenticity—both in politics and spirituality, inspiring others to embrace their unique truths.

Charming Quirk

That insatiable curiosity and humor regarding her own experiences—almost as if she's inviting us all into her personal diary of social media adventures.

Final Encouragement

"Keep casting those spells and flinging those hashtags, Mary! The world needs your voice—even if it is sometimes a bit ‘witchy’!"

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