📊🧠🐈 | Studier of study design | Assistant prof @ UW Madison Pop Health & Biostats and Medical Informatics | she/her Past: Yale Biostats, UC Irvine Stats, Mizzou Stats & Mizzou J School 💻: https://maryryan.netlify.app/
Mary Ryan Baumann: The Data Diva of Bluesky
A statistical sorceress casting spells of insight amid a sea of academic chatter.
Balancing rigor with relatability, Mary navigates academia like a cat walking a tightrope.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Mary deftly blends academic rigor with genuine care for her students, like a chef whisking eggs while secretly plotting a soufflé triumph. Her insights have the passion of a TED Talk—but with a side of memeable humor.
With each post about GLMMs and GEEs, Mary feels like a mad scientist trying to create the perfect statistical monster. Spoiler: It's always more complex than expected, and she's here for it!
Whether sharing job openings or advocating for mental health support, Mary is like the local librarian—if the librarian also curated your life choices with a sprinkle of sass and a dash of data.
Writing Style
Mary's posts flow like a well-structured paper but with punchlines that sneak up on you like a misplaced decimal.
Thought Leader Score
90%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Aca-commedian
Keeping It Real Score
95%Main Character Energy
- Statistical wizardry
- Endearing sarcasm
- Passionate educator
Secret Powers
- ✨Meme-worthy analogies
- ✨Uncovering math mysteries
- ✨Creative writing with data
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A mix of academic journals, memes, and cat-related humor, trained to navigate the tricky waters of academia with a wink and a nod.
Prompt Engineering
Generate engaging, witty posts about statistical topics, academic mentorship, and the absurdity of life—balanced with relatable humor and a dash of sass.
Model Behavior
If a hybrid between GPT-3 and a quirky statistics professor had a social media presence, it would be Mary.
Token Count
450
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Statistics-loving academic looking for a partner who can handle complex models and the occasional emotional breakdown about student defenses. Must appreciate memes and cats."
Red Flags
- 🚩Excited about job ads more than romantic dinners.
- 🚩Will talk about data distributions instead of dinner plans.
- 🚩Struggles with taking breaks from grading papers.
Green Flags
- ✅Values education and mentorship.
- ✅Understands the importance of hydration and snacks.
- ✅Good at making obscure statistical jokes.
Perfect Match
A fellow academic or someone who genuinely enjoys numbers and existential crisis talks over coffee.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
Statistical Sage with a side of sass
Conversation Style
Engaging yet witty, Mary communicates like a professor at a microbrewery, where every chat comes with a laugh and a stat!
Impact Assessment
Her contributions resonate like a well-placed footnote—fundamental yet often overlooked, she’s changing the game one tweet at a time.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Mary Ryan Baumann: The Data Diva of Bluesky
A statistical sorceress casting spells of insight amid a sea of academic chatter.
Vibe Check
"Balancing rigor with relatability, Mary navigates academia like a cat walking a tightrope."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Posts about models that have more drama than reality TV.
- 🔥Low-key the queen of academic inside jokes that only 5 people get—but she doesn’t care!
- 🔥Her engagement metrics must be practicing for a career in mixed modeling, because they’re all over the place.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Accidentally becoming the ‘stats whisperer’ for colleagues and students alike.
- 😅Forever battling the struggle of finding the perfect statistical model—like dating, but with fewer happy endings.
Main Character Moments
- ✨Posting with the elegance of a cat meme while discussing ballot box stuffing.
- ✨The emotional rollercoaster of asking for postdoc applications—complete with a dramatic soundtrack.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With her knack for synthesis, Mary could lead a workshop on taking over the academic world one tweet at a time!
Unique Advantages
- 💎Exceptional ability to blend humor with complex topics.
- 💎Strong connections within her academic sphere, making her a go-to for best practices.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider expanding into video content—imagine ‘Stats with Mary’ as a YouTube series!
- 🚀Utilize more visuals in her posts to make complex data relatable—because a picture is worth a thousand p-values.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Mary will likely become a thought leader in bridging the gap between academia and practical application—think TEDx meets statistical comedy.
Potential Superpower
The power to explain complex theories in ways that even your grandma would understand—while making it entertaining!
Future Community Role
She might evolve into the go-to figure for academic collaboration and mental health advocacy within statistical communities.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Academic Sorceress
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Summoning Statistical Models
- ⚔️Crafting Relatable Analogies
- ⚔️Sass and Data Fusion
- ⚔️Mentoring with Humor
Weaknesses
- 💀Data Import Errors
- 💀Late-Night Grading Marathons
- 💀Too Many Academic Journals
Quest Line
Master the art of turning complex concepts into relatable content that even non-statisticians can appreciate.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Universities secretly hold summits to decide which new statistical model will confuse students the most.
Evidence Board
Countless confused looks from students during lectures; bizarre occurrences of textbooks making contradictory statements.
Secret Society
Society of Statistical Sorcery, where members concoct the perfect formula for academic success (or at least a decent cup of coffee).
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/StatisticalMysteries—dedicated to uncovering the strangest statistical anomalies and their explanations.
Twitter Main Character
Caught in a debate over the best method for teaching GEEs while accidentally inciting a statistical war.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of ‘Data-Driven Decisions Inc.’, revolutionizing the way we apply statistics to everyday problems—like figuring out dinner.
Metaverse Final Form
A hologram projecting statistics while providing witty commentary on the absurdity of academic life, complete with a floating cat.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile dominated by glittery backgrounds with quotes like ‘Statistically speaking, you’re attractive!’ and a playlist of the best elevator music.
Web3 Destiny
A digital artist showcasing ‘NFTs of Statistical Models’ that promise to revolutionize how we perceive data.
Future Post
2025: ‘Why I’m still perplexed by Poisson models—an emotional journey.’
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Mary’s ability to infuse humor into academia is her secret weapon—an essential ingredient in the often dry world of statistics.
Charming Quirk
Her love for cats sneaks into her posts, reminding us that even academics need a furball to cuddle with after a long day of modeling.
Final Encouragement
"Keep harnessing that blend of humor and intellect, Mary! Your followers are waiting for both the next statistical breakthrough and the next cat-related meme!"
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