🟢 Matte ⚪️

@matswelin.bsky.social

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195

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Nov 19, 2024

Roasted

Dec 3, 2024

Pensionerad järnhandlare född -59 med säsongskort på Hammarby fotboll dam & herr samt Hammarby handboll. Medlem i Turbojugend Stockholm. Turbojugend is sometimes politically incorrect, often annoying, and always drunk and forever against racism.

Meet Matte: Bluesky's Green-Hued Football Sage

A pensioner with a penchant for football, music, and snappy comebacks.

Like a vintage football jersey—nostalgic yet surprisingly fresh.

85%

Authenticity

60%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

90%

Football

75%

Music

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Football90%

Matte's love for Hammarby is as strong as a charge from an over-caffeinated referee—intense, unwavering, and occasionally controversial. You might find him at the game more often than he sits at home!

Music75%

Matte's music posts are a delightful mixtape of nostalgia. Whether it’s a minute of Fred Åkerström or a chaotic blast from Grindcore, he curates tunes like a DJ at a retirement home rave—unexpected but oddly appropriate!

Pets80%

His cat commentary is both adorable and confusing, mixing deep thoughts on feline behavior with enough cat pictures to make a dedicated cat page jealous. Clearly, Nana is not just a cat—she’s a celebrity in her own right!

Writing Style

Matte's posts read like a conversation at the pub: rich with nostalgia, a splash of humor, and just enough awkward pauses to keep everyone guessing. He has a knack for brevity that rivals a well-edited tweet, except when he goes off on a delightful tangent.

Thought Leader Score

60%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Passionate Pensioner

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Football fanatic
Music connoisseur
Quirky pet enthusiast
Family-oriented storyteller

Secret Powers

✨Mastering obscure music trivia
✨Finding joy in everyday moments
✨Creating engaging threads about sports

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

A blend of vintage football wisdom, quirky cat enthusiasm, and obscure musical trivia, with a special focus on family-oriented storytelling.

Prompt Engineering

Write posts that reflect a deep passion for football and music while including amusing observations about family and pets.

Model Behavior

Like a friendly neighborhood AI, dispensing wisdom with a touch of humor, all while keeping the vibes light and nostalgic.

Token Count

150

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Pensionerad järnhandlare med ett oändligt intresse för Hammarby och musik! Letar efter någon att diskutera fotboll, musik och katter med. Kan vara din framtida partner in crime för helgens match eller en julfilm maraton."

Red Flags

🚩Tendenser att prata om fotbollsmatchresultat som om de var livsavgörande händelser.
🚩Kan bli lite för entusiastisk över kattprat.
🚩Stark åsikt om Hallmarkfilmer.

Green Flags

✅Familjeorienterad och älskar att dela roligheter.
✅Passion för musik och kultur.
✅Skapar engagerande och humoristiska diskussioner.

Perfect Match

Någon som älskar fotboll, katter och inte räds att titta på julfilmer i bakgrunden!

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Friendly Football Fan

Conversation Style

Matte engages like that friend who shows up to a party and immediately starts a lively debate about football tactics—welcoming yet unapologetically opinionated!

Impact Assessment

His ability to rally the community around Hammarby is commendable, and his family-centric posts ensure that even the most casual follower feels part of his warm, chaotic family.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Meet Matte: Bluesky's Green-Hued Football Sage

A pensioner with a penchant for football, music, and snappy comebacks.

Vibe Check

"Like a vintage football jersey—nostalgic yet surprisingly fresh."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Matte’s music taste swings from ‘granddad vibes’ to ‘grindcore nightmares’ faster than Hammarby can score a penalty!
🔥His cat posts might just be the most relatable content this side of cat memes—sorry, Nana, but you’re not that special!
🔥He loves football so much, one might mistake his online presence for a fan page dedicated to stunningly average officiating.

Quirky Challenges

😅Mixing up his concert anecdotes with family updates—Matte, are we discussing music or child-rearing?
😅Creating a coherent thread without referencing football; it’s like asking Messi not to dribble—just not happening!

Main Character Moments

✨When he confidently tells his followers about the history of Hallmark movies like it’s a football match summary!
✨The poetic tribute to his cat that has more depth than most high-school essays—you go, Matte!

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

If Matte harnessed his eclectic interests into a thematic podcast, he could rival any cultural commentator out there—‘Matte's Musings’ could be the next big hit!

Unique Advantages

💎A wealth of life experience that informs his posts with sincerity and humor.
💎A passion for topics that creates a solid, engaged niche audience.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider writing longer posts to elaborate on those fascinating tangents—your followers are craving more of 'Matte's World!'.
🚀Dive into video content; a ‘Matte Reviews’ series on local football games could garner a dedicated following!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Matte will likely evolve into a beloved local influencer, chronicling not just football but daily life adventures—because who doesn’t love a good cat update?

Potential Superpower

The ability to turn any mundane day into a mini-adventure, keeping followers engaged with tales that blend humor and poignancy.

Future Community Role

As Hammarby's unofficial ambassador, he’ll be the go-to for all things associated with the team, winning hearts with his witty banter.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Lawful Cat Whisperer

Special Abilities

⚔️Football Knowledge Bombs
⚔️Cat Commentary Chronicles
⚔️Musical Nostalgia Hits
⚔️Mundane Moment Magic

Weaknesses

💀Tendency to overanalyze sports events
💀Occasional rambling about family outings
💀Weak resistance to cute cat photos

Quest Line

To become the ultimate Hammarby ambassador while ensuring Nana's legacy as a feline influencer is firmly established.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Hammarby spelare är hemliga medlemmar i en tidsresande fotbollsorganisation som arbetar för att förvandla alla matcher till legendariska evenemang.

Evidence Board

Oändliga målkurvor, kortvariga skador på oväntade spelare, och katter i logen.

Secret Society

Turbojugend Football Illuminati, där endast passionerade fans får inträde.

Truth Seeking Level

75%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/FootballCats, där varje katt får en spelarbetyg.

Twitter Main Character

Matte twitters himself into a classic Twitter argument over Hammarby's latest match, igniting a chaos that reaches meme-status.

LinkedIn Title

CEO of 'Football and Felines Consulting', merging sports analysis with kitten cuteness strategies.

Metaverse Final Form

A digital avatar of Matte, decked in Hammarby gear, reviewing concerts, football, and cat videos in a futuristic pub.

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Save recipes from anywhere
One tap pulls in TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, or blog recipes so nothing gets lost.
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Dinner plans in minutes
Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.
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Shop without overspending
Lists automatically skip what’s already in your pantry so you only buy what you truly need.
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See your pantry clearly
Snap a photo of your fridge or receipt and PantryAI tracks what’s in, what’s low, and what’s expiring.
👨‍👩‍👧
Keep everyone in sync
Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.
💸
Stretch every grocery dollar
Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> Geocities-style website filled with GIFs of Hammarby goals, cat videos, and a guestbook for fans.

MySpace Era

Totally customizing his MySpace with emo-esque football quotes and cat-themed playlists. Prefers 'Top 8' curvature around his favorite family members and players.

Web3 Destiny

Launching 'Hammarby metaverse' where fans can interact with pixelated avatars of players and their cats.

Future Post

"Excited for the new season, but first, let’s rank all the Christmas movies from worst to best this December!"

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Matte's genuine enthusiasm and charm make every interaction feel like a warm hug from a football buddy.

Charming Quirk

His knack for turning even the most trivial moments into heartfelt narratives is a refreshing trait in the digital age.

Final Encouragement

"Keep posting, Matte! The internet needs more of your unique blend of nostalgia, wit, and heart—who knows, maybe Nana will end up with her own fan base!"

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Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

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I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping families and food lovers plan smarter meals with PantryAI. It pulls recipes from anywhere, builds weekly plans in minutes, and even checks what’s already in your fridge so you only buy what you need.