Matthew Poulter

@matthewpoulter.co.za

Followers

102

Posts

Following

494

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Joined

Nov 19, 2023

Roasted

Dec 1, 2024

⚙️ Engineering Manager at VCSW 🛠️ Laravel (VILT/RILT, Filament) 🌍 South African living in the Netherlands 🎺 Trombonist (why is there no trombone emoji?) 🏃 parkrun enthusiast https://pinkary.com/@mdpoulter

Matthew Poulter: The Code-Crunching Conductor of Bluesky

Engineering manager by day, trombonist by night, and a champion of deep-dive coding in between!

A blend of tech wizardry and a sprinkle of musical flair, with a dash of that charming South African accent.

85%

Authenticity

70%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

90%

Technology & Coding

75%

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Technology & Coding90%

Matthew’s posts are like a treasure map for Laravel secrets—each tweet leading us deeper into the abyss of PHP wizardry!

Travel & Daily Life75%

Subtle yet effective, his travel tales pack more seasoning than a South African braai!

Music60%

His trombone obsession is a refreshing breath of brass! Who knew coding could be accompanied by jazz?

Community Involvement80%

Reports of his volunteering prowess suggest that he's basically Batman with a laptop—but in knitwear.

Writing Style

Matthew’s writing is efficient yet conversational, like a well-structured code block that doesn’t let a single curly brace slip!

Thought Leader Score

70%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Nerdy Maestro

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Coding aficionado
Trombone enthusiast
Punny humorist

Secret Powers

✨Expertise in Laravel
✨Parkrun pace-setter
✨Advanced frying pan analyst

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Training Data

PHP coding, community engagement, and the occasional love for trombones.

Prompt Engineering

Analyze and write humorous critiques on a tech-savvy musician's social presence.

Model Behavior

ChatGPT with a penchant for coding humor and musical references.

Token Count

250

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Bio

"Techie who can also jazz up your life! Engineering manager by day, trombone enthusiast by night. Let’s code together and then run a parkrun!"

Red Flags

🚩Frequently posts about frying pans
🚩Loves very niche Laravel details
🚩Might code while on a date

Green Flags

✅Passionate about music and technology
✅Has a great sense of humor
✅Enjoys volunteering

Perfect Match

Someone who can appreciate a good pun, loves tech debates, and is willing to share the couch while he codes.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Go-To Laravel Guy

Conversation Style

Engages like a friendly coding workshop—every question feels like a collaborative session at a cafe, albeit a very nerdy one!

Impact Assessment

Though he's still finding his footing, his posts radiate class and grace, like a lead trombonist in a heavy metal band.

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Matthew Poulter: The Code-Crunching Conductor of Bluesky

Engineering manager by day, trombonist by night, and a champion of deep-dive coding in between!

Vibe Check

"A blend of tech wizardry and a sprinkle of musical flair, with a dash of that charming South African accent."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Low-key addicted to the ‘📌’ emoji—like, does he have a secret stash?
🔥His posts could use a bit more pizzazz; maybe a bronzed trombone meme or two?
🔥Still waiting for the day he brings 'Laravel flair' to his dinner party anecdotes.

Quirky Challenges

😅Over-reliance on coding jargon—just remember, not everyone speaks fluent geek!
😅Occasional use of the 'it depends' answer that is so classic, it practically deserves its own Twitter account.

Main Character Moments

✨When he admitted Strava was his favorite social media—like someone discovering that their pet goldfish can do tricks!
✨His detailed analysis on frying pans left us questioning if we should all become cookware critics.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

With his tech knowledge, Matthew could start a side hustle as a coding consultant—or a trombone tutor for hipster coffee shops!

Unique Advantages

💎A diverse range of interests makes him a well-rounded individual.
💎His insightful takes on tech trends can help raise his thought leader score substantially.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Mix in some visuals with his tech posts; a good meme goes a long way!
🚀Try to engage more with followers—who doesn’t love a good coding pun or personal anecdote?

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

I foresee him transitioning into a coding influencer—complete with tutorials, TikToks, and trombone soundtracks!

Potential Superpower

The ability to code while simultaneously juggling a trombone and a cup of coffee—talk about multitasking!

Future Community Role

Could become an ambassador for the coding community in Bluesky—like a digital Gandalf, leading the way!

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Chaotic Code Conductor

Special Abilities

⚔️Laravel Lorekeeper
⚔️Trombone Tamer
⚔️Parkrun Pundit

Weaknesses

💀Overusing PHP jargon
💀Occasional emoji overload
💀Frying pan fixation

Quest Line

Navigating the intricate world of technology and music while trying not to crash the coding server.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Laravel is secretly a government project run by trombonists to brainwash coders into submission.

Evidence Board

Strava data proving that coding at parks makes you run faster; PHP manuals in secret government archives.

Secret Society

The Society of Secret Code Jazzers

Truth Seeking Level

85%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/TromboneTechies

Twitter Main Character

The coder who claims Strava is a social media equivalent of a Lean Startup

LinkedIn Title

CEO of Laravel Innovations, Inc., where every meeting starts with a trombone solo

Metaverse Final Form

An avatar that plays trombone while coding in 4D.

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Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page dedicated to trombone tutorials and PHP documentation, complete with animated GIFs of cats.

MySpace Era

Full of custom HTML, glittering trombone graphics, and an auto-playing jazz soundtrack.

Web3 Destiny

Creates a decentralized platform for musicians to collaborate on coding music apps.

Future Post

"Just coded a Laravel app that plays music based on your parkrun pace. Who's ready to jam while jogging?"

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Matthew’s blend of engineering and melody makes him an exceptional presence in any conversation.

Charming Quirk

His posts carry a unique rhythm, like a jazzy chord progression that catches you off guard.

Final Encouragement

"Keep composing those tech symphonies, Matthew! The world is your stage, so let’s make sure the sound is always on point!"

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