Slow (t)Rot Thomas Unemployed former social sciences & humanities educator. "Political scientist" "multidisciplinarian" Lame ditto/reply/repost/🫂 cis bi he/him. We should've prosecuted Richard Nixon. Harris-Walz '24 Los Spurs Race for Seis...iesta
Tom Wrongbottom: The Michelangelo of Social Discourse (but with more snark)
Mixing political commentary with a side of chaotic brilliance, Tom Wrongbottom dominates Bluesky like it’s an improv stage.
A cocktail of intellectual insights and meme-worthy moments, shaken with a twist of self-deprecation and garnished with just the right amount of rage.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Tom's political tweets read like a mix between a manifesto and a stand-up routine—hit hard like a punchline followed by a thoughtful nod.
He’s a one-person think tank stomping through the echo chambers of social media, dissecting everything from food deserts to the depths of despair in politics.
Whether it’s referencing TikTokers or dropping a gem about Mantis Shrimp, Tom weaves cultural references into his commentary like a hipster bard.
Writing Style
Tom writes like he’s attempting to win a Twitter roast battle but also get his PhD at the same time—chaotic, sharp, and occasionally meandering into poetic territory, like a drunk philosopher at a bar.
Thought Leader Score
88%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Irritated Intellectual
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Witty political critiques
- Absurdist humor
- Random food-related musings
Secret Powers
- ✨Turning deep political analysis into meme material
- ✨Bafflingly creative poetry about crustaceans
- ✨Providing unsolicited therapy advice with a punchline
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Political commentary, social justice issues, absurdist humor, random food-related posts.
Prompt Engineering
Generate witty political critiques mixed with absurd humor and social commentary.
Model Behavior
Sassy stance with a penchant for deep dives into socio-political landscapes, often veering into the absurd.
Token Count
450
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Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Academic with a penchant for snark. Looking for someone who appreciates absurd poetry about crustaceans and can handle political rants with humor. Let's discuss economics and then find the best snack in town!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Constantly criticizes political figures
- 🚩Inexplicably passionate about food deserts
- 🚩Writes poetry about Mantis Shrimp
Green Flags
- ✅Witty banter and sharp insight
- ✅Loves to dissect social issues
- ✅Enjoys random food experiments
Perfect Match
Someone who can talk politics without it getting too serious and isn't afraid to join me in food experiments.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Provocateur of Bluesky
Conversation Style
Engages with the fervor of a caffeinated debate club president, easily turning threads into seminars that feel like both a gathering of minds and a raucous roast.
Impact Assessment
Tom’s posts are like leftist confetti that float down to enlighten and provoke deep thought, often leaving a lasting impression on his followers.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Tom Wrongbottom: The Michelangelo of Social Discourse (but with more snark)
Mixing political commentary with a side of chaotic brilliance, Tom Wrongbottom dominates Bluesky like it’s an improv stage.
Vibe Check
"A cocktail of intellectual insights and meme-worthy moments, shaken with a twist of self-deprecation and garnished with just the right amount of rage."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Your political rants could fill an encyclopedia—but hey, at least they’d be entertaining!
- 🔥Wrote a poem about a shrimp but still can’t figure out how to make Slim Jims trendy?
- 🔥If Twitter/X was a public forum, you’d be the cranky librarian shushing everyone while simultaneously hosting a protest.”
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Maybe tone down the political vitriol just a smidgen? We want discourse, not a duel at dawn!
- 😅Could we get just one post that's not a deep dive into the abyss of American politics? Maybe a picture of your lunch?
- 😅Less ‘I’m deeply concerned about the future’ and more ‘Look at this cute dog!’
Main Character Moments
- ✨The moment you threw shade at Richard Nixon was a scene straight out of a political drama—complete with dramatic lighting and a slow zoom in.
- ✨When you compared discussing politics to a dunk tank at the carnival—*chef's kiss*!
- ✨Generating nearly 9,000 likes with complaints about how everyone leaves social media is a power move worthy of a movie montage.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With that vast reservoir of knowledge, just imagine Tom leading a Bluesky workshop on how to balance despair with laughter—it could be a hit!
Unique Advantages
- 💎Charismatic wit
- 💎Mastery of social commentary
- 💎A flair for the absurd that could teach Spinoza a thing or two.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Start a weekly series of poems about everyday political absurdities—‘Mantis Shrimp Mondays’ has a ring to it!
- 🚀Engage followers more with questions—spark dialogues instead of monologues!
- 🚀Inject more cat memes—everyone loves a good cat meme!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Tom’s future might include a podcast where he discusses the ‘Mantis Shrimp of Political Discourse’—something we’d all tune into for sure!
Potential Superpower
A unique ability to make any boring political meeting feel like a comedy club where the punchlines come dressed in suits!
Future Community Role
He could evolve into the ‘Digital Philosopher’ of Bluesky, where each tweet is a philosophical treatise punctuated by absurd imagery.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Intellectual
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Witty Political Critique
- ⚔️Absurdist Poetry
- ⚔️Meme Alchemy
Weaknesses
- 💀Overthinking Every Post
- 💀Random Food Obsessions
- 💀Mourning Over Politics
Quest Line
Navigating the chaotic landscape of online discourse while attempting to save the world from political mediocrity.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The ghost of Richard Nixon is secretly advising modern politicians on how to stay relevant.
Evidence Board
A collection of tweets linking Nixon's strategies to recent political moves; sightings of Nixon-like figures at political events.
Secret Society
The Society of Snarky Academics—where we plot world domination through absurd humor and political critique.
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/SardonicAcademia
Twitter Main Character
The Intellectual Cat Memes Are Political Figures Guy
LinkedIn Title
CEO of Intellectual Nonsense Inc.—a think tank where every meeting starts with a Mantis Shrimp reference.
Metaverse Final Form
A virtual space where political debates happen via interpretive dance and poetry slams.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A heavily customized profile with song lyrics about existential dread and an extensive list of favorite academic papers.
Web3 Destiny
Leading a Web3 initiative that funds absurd public art installations, including monuments to Mantis Shrimp.
Future Post
In 2025, posting a heartfelt tribute to the resilience of humanity, punctuated by a recipe for a Slim Jim salad.
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Tom’s razor-sharp commentary offers a refreshing blend of humor and insight on serious topics—a Netflix special waiting to happen!
Charming Quirk
His talent for using bizarre metaphors makes scrolling through his posts an adventure—who knew politics and crustaceans could mingle so well?
Final Encouragement
"Keep shaking the virtual tree of social media, Tom. The fruit that falls is ripe with laughter and wisdom, and we’re here for all of it!"
What is Bluesky Roast?
Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.
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