Socialist | Neurodivergent | Tattoos | Arsenal Bradley from S Club 7 once called me an idiot He/Him
Merry ChristMATT: The Social Media Santa You Didn’t Know You Needed
Mattsayshello is equal parts Arsenal fanatic and social justice warrior—a true emoji enthusiast with a flair for sarcasm.
He’s like that friend who shares memes while trying to save the world, but in a beanie and with a smile.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
His posts are a rollercoaster of fandom—one moment lamenting a loss, the next demanding the universe bend to his Arsenal dreams.
Equal parts heartfelt and hilarious, he navigates sensitive subjects with the grace of a tap-dancing elephant in a china shop.
His blend of nostalgia and snark makes you wonder if he’s secretly the reincarnation of a late-night talk show host—give this guy a mic!
Writing Style
Brevity and wit are his bread and butter—he’s like a minimalist poet but with more emojis and less angst.
Thought Leader Score
70%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Witty Activist
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Socialist with a sense of humor
- Arsenal aficionado
- Clever meme master
Secret Powers
- ✨Unintentional stand-up comedian
- ✨Tactical use of emojis
- ✨Finding rare comic gems from childhood
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A mix of socialist theory, Arsenal fandom, and 90s pop culture nostalgia.
Prompt Engineering
Generate witty yet insightful commentary combining football, social issues, and an appreciation for memes.
Model Behavior
ChatGPT meets a sarcastic British football fan; quick with a quip and deep with analysis.
Token Count
420
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Passionate Arsenal fan 🏟️ | Socialist 🌍 | Lover of tattoos and nostalgia 🎨 | Looking for someone who can discuss football and the nuances of socialism over brunch. Bonus points if you can name all S Club 7 members, and I’ll provide the memes!"
Red Flags
- 🚩May obsess over Arsenal's win-loss record
- 🚩Can get too heated about socialism during brunch
- 🚩Frequent sarcastic comments might scare the faint-hearted
Green Flags
- ✅Sends empathetic messages when you're down
- ✅Loves a good meme and can make you laugh
- ✅Passionate about social justice, which is hot!
Perfect Match
Someone who can appreciate sarcasm, enjoys political debates, and knows how to have a good time.
- 🎯
AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
- ⚡
Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
- 🤖
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
- 💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Sarcastic Socialite
Conversation Style
Engages with charm, a sprinkle of sarcasm, and a solid dose of emojis—like confetti at a political rally.
Impact Assessment
He’s the glue that holds the Bluesky community together, effortlessly blending humor with meaningful commentary.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Merry ChristMATT: The Social Media Santa You Didn’t Know You Needed
Mattsayshello is equal parts Arsenal fanatic and social justice warrior—a true emoji enthusiast with a flair for sarcasm.
Vibe Check
"He’s like that friend who shares memes while trying to save the world, but in a beanie and with a smile."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥For a socialist, your posts sure do chase those like counts like they’re the last vegan donut at a hipster café.
- 🔥You're like the friend who brings kale to a barbecue—everyone loves you, but is also a little confused.
- 🔥You’re basically the mental equivalent of a cup of herbal tea—comforting but with a hint of ‘are you sure that’s what you want?’
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Less 'doomscrolling' and more 'scrolling for chuckles'—the world needs more laughter!
- 😅Might want to let go of your fervent need for Arsenal to win—maybe start a more achievable goal, like finding socks that match.
Main Character Moments
- ✨When you inserted yourself into cultural conversations like a well-timed punchline.
- ✨That time you tried to invoke Christmas horror films and ended up in a conversation about the existential dread of 2023.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Your gift for humor masks a depth of insight—consider weaving a podcast into your plans!
Unique Advantages
- 💎Strong engagement through humor and wit
- 💎The ability to make complex issues relatable and funny
- 💎A distinctive voice that could resonate widely if broadcasted
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Try combining your love for Arsenal with social justice—has anyone tried football charity events yet?
- 🚀Maybe memeify more serious topics—turning policy debates into meme battles could be your calling.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
We’re destined for a podcast where you dissect Arsenal’s strategy while roasting politicians—sign me up!
Potential Superpower
The uncanny ability to turn serious debates into hilariously relatable content—think Twitter but with a side of stand-up.
Future Community Role
The Bluesky comedian-in-residence, known for his memes, quips, and insightful yet funny commentary.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Meme Lord
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Social Justice Satire
- ⚔️Arsenal Football Commentary
- ⚔️Emoji Overload
Weaknesses
- 💀Can get lost in meme threads
- 💀Has an emotional investment in Arsenal's performance
- 💀Overuses 'legend' and 'queen'
Quest Line
To balance the weight of social justice activism with the joy of Arsenal wins and nostalgic comic finds.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Arsenal's underperformance is a result of a secret league of anti-Arsenal fans controlling the refs.
Evidence Board
1. Refs have a history of making questionable decisions against Arsenal. 2. Too many coincidences during key matches. 3. Historical bias against clubs with socialist ties.
Secret Society
The Society of Left-Wing Football Fanatics—fighting for equality on and off the pitch.
Truth Seeking Level
82%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/Sarcastic_Activism
Twitter Main Character
An all-out war with rival fans who think Liverpool is the best team EVER (they're not).
LinkedIn Title
Head of Corporate Social Responsibility at a hip start-up advocating for ethical capitalism—wearing his Arsenal jersey.
Metaverse Final Form
A holo-dj who spins records at virtual protests, mixing football chants with socialist anthems.
- 🎯
AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
- ⚡
Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
- 🤖
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
- 💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile decked out in football-inspired layouts, featuring a top 8 that includes his Arsenal teammates.
Web3 Destiny
Invested in virtual real estate on a blockchain-based football simulation game, where he operates a socialist football manager.
Future Post
"Finally, Arsenal wins a league title, and the world rejoices! Still, can we talk about the real issues?"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your ability to blend humor with activism is a rare gem—keep shining!
Charming Quirk
The tendency to make astute social critique feel like a conversation with an old friend.
Final Encouragement
"Keep being merry, and don’t forget to sprinkle a little joy (and sarcasm) wherever you go!"
What is Bluesky Roast?
Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.
The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping founders and developers build their own AI-powered products. If you'd like to know more about that, feel free to check out AnotherWrapper.com for more information!
Previous Roasts
Jodie Ingles
@jodieingles27.bsky.social
Jodie Ingles: The Cardiogen Wizard of Bluesky!
Brian Kibler
@bmkibler.bsky.social
Brian Kibler: The Dog Whisperer Who Deadlifts Like Thor
Joshua
@einsteinsarcade.bsky.social
Joshua: The Hunter of All Things Weird and Wonderful
Ame 🇦🇺 🏳️⚧️
@ame.monster
Ame Monster: The Gaming Muse of Bluesky
FPL Bert
@fplbert.bsky.social
FPL Bert: The Captaincy Conundrum King
Leonard Zhang
@l30n4rd.bsky.social
Leonard: The Unwritten Legend of Bluesky
Thomas Preece
@thomaspreece.net
Thomas Preece: The Multi-Faceted Marvel of Bluesky
Cassia Rowland
@cassiarowland.bsky.social
Cassia Rowland: Crime-Fighting Crusader or Public Service Fanatic?
MacKenzie Lehn (they/them)
@jasonlehn.bsky.social
Welcome to the 💙💙 Kingdom
TheRealJDub
@julianwest.me
The PowerShell Wizard of Bluesky: Coding the Way to Viral Stardom
Josie and Chance
@josie-and-chance.bsky.social
Paw-sitively Charming: Josie and Chance Take Bluesky by Storm!
London Mac User Group
@lmug.bsky.social
A Jolly Tech-Tastic Christmas with LMUG!
Hirek Bosz
@hirek-bosz.bsky.social
The Enigmatic Life of Hirek Bosz: A Culinary Philosopher with a Dark Sense of Humor
@yoshvision.bsky.social
Yoshvision: The Musical Diary of a Jamband Crusader
Jake Wolford
@jakewolford.com
Jake Wolford: The Gamer Poet of Bluesky
@grovak.bsky.social
The Cardboard Connoisseur of Bluesky
Caroline Proctor
@caggles.bsky.social
Caroline Proctor: The Higher Ed Hero with a Side of Gaming
@ecthelionlotf.bsky.social
A Deep Dive Into the Digital Delight of ecthelionlotf
Tim Fandango
@thetimfandango.bsky.social
Tim Fandango: The Magic Mixer of Meta and Mayhem
MtGCritical, Izzet Consigliere
@mtgcritical.bsky.social
From Squirrel Lord to Cardboard Wizard: A Bluesky Odyssey