Mayvodka is out here making knife-wielding sound like an avant-garde form of self-expression, with a side of existential dread and internet culture references galore.

In a world where fictional crushes rule hearts, Mayvodka’s love for characters like Derwin adds a whimsical yet poignant twist to the narrative, like a metal ballad about unrequited love.

Their posts are a jarring mixture of despair and dark humor, showcasing the loneliness of a goth in a world full of normies, like a black sheep lost in a sea of pastel sweaters.