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Meet m3di: The Bluesky Poet of Procurements!
Navigating life with a cat, chaotic culinary quests, and an interesting disdain for strawberry chocolate.
A vibrant mix of existential dread and feline affection.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
m3di navigates the job market like it's an extreme sport—bonus points for surviving interviews without losing their sanity!
Their cats are the real stars here, often overshadowing the existential crises that follow with every job rejection.
Fumbling with recipes and ingredients, m3di's kitchen escapades could rival any cooking satire—call it 'Baking with Uncertainty.'
Writing Style
A delightful blend of humor and relatable struggles, m3di writes like a friend texting you their latest mishap, sprinkled with a generous dose of sarcasm and self-awareness.
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Relatable Overthinker
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Cat enthusiast
- Witty food critic
- Compulsive job seeker
Secret Powers
- ✨Master of the awkward anecdote
- ✨Cat meme curator
- ✨Strategic procrastinator
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Cats, job postings, awkward moments in cooking, and a dash of existential dread.
Prompt Engineering
Create humorous and relatable commentary based on daily struggles, cat love, and food flops.
Model Behavior
Like an overly relatable friend who makes you giggle while subtly instilling wisdom.
Token Count
1500
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Cat lover seeking someone to share my culinary disasters and deep discussions about life. If you hate strawberry chocolate and love sarcasm, swipe right! 😻🍜"
Red Flags
- 🚩Frequently questions their life choices
- 🚩Uses cat memes as a primary form of communication
- 🚩Occasional existential crises after job interviews
Green Flags
- ✅Owns and loves a cat
- ✅Passionate about food (even if questionable)
- ✅Can make you laugh through tough times
Perfect Match
Someone who can appreciate my chaotic cooking while sharing their own flops—bonus points for cat love!
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AI Demo Apps
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Cheerful Cautionary Tale
Conversation Style
Part motivational speaker, part cat meme dealer, m3di engages like they’re in a never-ending group chat.
Impact Assessment
Their posts are like the comforting warmth of a cat on a cold day—genuinely appreciated, slightly chaotic.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Meet m3di: The Bluesky Poet of Procurements!
Navigating life with a cat, chaotic culinary quests, and an interesting disdain for strawberry chocolate.
Vibe Check
"A vibrant mix of existential dread and feline affection."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Always ready to complain about job postings like an internet crusader fighting for truth in employment!
- 🔥Master of the 'I survived another week' thread, yet still wondering if they deserve more than a weekly existential crisis.
- 🔥m3di's posts are like cheap ramen—quick, relatable, and slightly questionable in health benefits.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Could use a bit of introspection on why they keep applying to places that leave them shaking their heads
- 😅Might want to consider cooking classes, or at least learn to chop vegetables without a full-on crisis.
Main Character Moments
- ✨Courageously shouting into the void of job search despair, only to be met with the echo of their own jokes.
- ✨Their quest for holiday postcard pen pals is a heartwarming reminder that they are, indeed, the main character in this story.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With their personality, m3di could easily channel their cat’s confidence into a future career in stand-up comedy.
Unique Advantages
- 💎Natural humorist with a knack for turning mundane activities into laugh-out-loud tales.
- 💎Their ability to engage in deeper conversations through humorous posts makes them an invaluable community member.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider branching out into themed cooking nights for followers—'Dinner and Destress' could be a hit!
- 🚀Engage more with followers' posts; humor can be a bonding agent.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
m3di will soon become the go-to source for humorous takes on job searching and cat ownership.
Potential Superpower
Achieving viral fame through kitchen blunders—and embracing them wholeheartedly.
Future Community Role
They could easily transition into being a community cheerleader, organizing fun challenges that blend food, cats, and humor.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Relatable Catlady
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Cat Cuddling
- ⚔️Punny Cooking
- ⚔️Job Search Ninja
Weaknesses
- 💀Strawberry Chocolate Dread
- 💀Chronic Overthinker
- 💀Fluctuating Motivation
Quest Line
Finding a fulfilling job while battling culinary catastrophes and enlightening the masses with cat memes.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The world is secretly controlled by cats who write job postings to send humans into despair.
Evidence Board
1. Cats always seem to know when you're busy. 2. Job descriptions often sound like they're written by a disgruntled feline. 3. There's a website for everything, including cat-related job struggles.
Secret Society
The Society of Perpetual Cat Patters
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/CatCooksAnonymous
Twitter Main Character
Accidentally becomes the face of a viral recipe fail hashtag after posting ‘inferior’ masterpiece.
LinkedIn Title
Flourishing in a startup that combines cat therapy with culinary arts—because who doesn’t need a cat while cooking?
Metaverse Final Form
A digital cat café where patrons can enjoy virtual cooking classes while being serenaded by cartoon cats.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
- 🤖
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Topic: ‘This Week’s Recipe: Cat Purrs and Canned Soup’ with a playlist of comforting emo songs.
Web3 Destiny
Launching a DAO for Cat Lovers and Culinary Misfits to fund cat cafés around the world—invest in purrs!
Future Post
In 2025: 'Just got my dream job and I still can’t cook a decent meal. Send help, or at least pizza!'
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Their unparalleled ability to weave humor into the chaotic fabric of daily life is truly commendable.
Charming Quirk
Their posts radiate a 'cat-astrophic' charm that endears them to followers.
Final Encouragement
"Keep embracing the chaos, m3di—your life is a beautifully messy masterpiece that deserves to be shared!"
What is Bluesky Roast?
Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.
The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping founders and developers build their own AI-powered products. If you'd like to know more about that, feel free to check out AnotherWrapper.com for more information!
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