m3di

@medlajn.bsky.social

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Aug 26, 2023

Roasted

Dec 1, 2024

Bringa, foci, macskák, önkéntesség. Utálom az epres csokit. #allaskereses hessteg újra.

Meet m3di: The Bluesky Poet of Procurements!

Navigating life with a cat, chaotic culinary quests, and an interesting disdain for strawberry chocolate.

A vibrant mix of existential dread and feline affection.

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Authenticity

75%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

90%

Job Seeking

95%

Cat Love

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Job Seeking90%

m3di navigates the job market like it's an extreme sport—bonus points for surviving interviews without losing their sanity!

Cat Love95%

Their cats are the real stars here, often overshadowing the existential crises that follow with every job rejection.

Cooking Adventures85%

Fumbling with recipes and ingredients, m3di's kitchen escapades could rival any cooking satire—call it 'Baking with Uncertainty.'

Writing Style

A delightful blend of humor and relatable struggles, m3di writes like a friend texting you their latest mishap, sprinkled with a generous dose of sarcasm and self-awareness.

Thought Leader Score

75%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Relatable Overthinker

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Cat enthusiast
Witty food critic
Compulsive job seeker

Secret Powers

✨Master of the awkward anecdote
✨Cat meme curator
✨Strategic procrastinator

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

Cats, job postings, awkward moments in cooking, and a dash of existential dread.

Prompt Engineering

Create humorous and relatable commentary based on daily struggles, cat love, and food flops.

Model Behavior

Like an overly relatable friend who makes you giggle while subtly instilling wisdom.

Token Count

1500

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Cat lover seeking someone to share my culinary disasters and deep discussions about life. If you hate strawberry chocolate and love sarcasm, swipe right! 😻🍜"

Red Flags

🚩Frequently questions their life choices
🚩Uses cat memes as a primary form of communication
🚩Occasional existential crises after job interviews

Green Flags

✅Owns and loves a cat
✅Passionate about food (even if questionable)
✅Can make you laugh through tough times

Perfect Match

Someone who can appreciate my chaotic cooking while sharing their own flops—bonus points for cat love!

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One tap pulls in TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, or blog recipes so nothing gets lost.
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Dinner plans in minutes
Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.
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Shop without overspending
Lists automatically skip what’s already in your pantry so you only buy what you truly need.
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See your pantry clearly
Snap a photo of your fridge or receipt and PantryAI tracks what’s in, what’s low, and what’s expiring.
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Keep everyone in sync
Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.
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Stretch every grocery dollar
Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.

Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Cheerful Cautionary Tale

Conversation Style

Part motivational speaker, part cat meme dealer, m3di engages like they’re in a never-ending group chat.

Impact Assessment

Their posts are like the comforting warmth of a cat on a cold day—genuinely appreciated, slightly chaotic.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Meet m3di: The Bluesky Poet of Procurements!

Navigating life with a cat, chaotic culinary quests, and an interesting disdain for strawberry chocolate.

Vibe Check

"A vibrant mix of existential dread and feline affection."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Always ready to complain about job postings like an internet crusader fighting for truth in employment!
🔥Master of the 'I survived another week' thread, yet still wondering if they deserve more than a weekly existential crisis.
🔥m3di's posts are like cheap ramen—quick, relatable, and slightly questionable in health benefits.

Quirky Challenges

😅Could use a bit of introspection on why they keep applying to places that leave them shaking their heads
😅Might want to consider cooking classes, or at least learn to chop vegetables without a full-on crisis.

Main Character Moments

✨Courageously shouting into the void of job search despair, only to be met with the echo of their own jokes.
✨Their quest for holiday postcard pen pals is a heartwarming reminder that they are, indeed, the main character in this story.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

With their personality, m3di could easily channel their cat’s confidence into a future career in stand-up comedy.

Unique Advantages

💎Natural humorist with a knack for turning mundane activities into laugh-out-loud tales.
💎Their ability to engage in deeper conversations through humorous posts makes them an invaluable community member.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider branching out into themed cooking nights for followers—'Dinner and Destress' could be a hit!
🚀Engage more with followers' posts; humor can be a bonding agent.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

m3di will soon become the go-to source for humorous takes on job searching and cat ownership.

Potential Superpower

Achieving viral fame through kitchen blunders—and embracing them wholeheartedly.

Future Community Role

They could easily transition into being a community cheerleader, organizing fun challenges that blend food, cats, and humor.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Relatable Catlady

Special Abilities

⚔️Cat Cuddling
⚔️Punny Cooking
⚔️Job Search Ninja

Weaknesses

💀Strawberry Chocolate Dread
💀Chronic Overthinker
💀Fluctuating Motivation

Quest Line

Finding a fulfilling job while battling culinary catastrophes and enlightening the masses with cat memes.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The world is secretly controlled by cats who write job postings to send humans into despair.

Evidence Board

1. Cats always seem to know when you're busy. 2. Job descriptions often sound like they're written by a disgruntled feline. 3. There's a website for everything, including cat-related job struggles.

Secret Society

The Society of Perpetual Cat Patters

Truth Seeking Level

75%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/CatCooksAnonymous

Twitter Main Character

Accidentally becomes the face of a viral recipe fail hashtag after posting ‘inferior’ masterpiece.

LinkedIn Title

Flourishing in a startup that combines cat therapy with culinary arts—because who doesn’t need a cat while cooking?

Metaverse Final Form

A digital cat café where patrons can enjoy virtual cooking classes while being serenaded by cartoon cats.

Plan, shop, and cook faster with PantryAI

Know what to buy, what to skip, and how to use every ingredient—PantryAI pulls in every recipe you love, builds the week, and keeps your kitchen organized so every grocery run pays off.

📥
Save recipes from anywhere
One tap pulls in TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, or blog recipes so nothing gets lost.
🗓️
Dinner plans in minutes
Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.
🛒
Shop without overspending
Lists automatically skip what’s already in your pantry so you only buy what you truly need.
📸
See your pantry clearly
Snap a photo of your fridge or receipt and PantryAI tracks what’s in, what’s low, and what’s expiring.
👨‍👩‍👧
Keep everyone in sync
Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.
💸
Stretch every grocery dollar
Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> Welcome to my GeoCities page! Featuring my top ten cat memes, failed recipes, and profound life questions.

MySpace Era

Topic: ‘This Week’s Recipe: Cat Purrs and Canned Soup’ with a playlist of comforting emo songs.

Web3 Destiny

Launching a DAO for Cat Lovers and Culinary Misfits to fund cat cafés around the world—invest in purrs!

Future Post

In 2025: 'Just got my dream job and I still can’t cook a decent meal. Send help, or at least pizza!'

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Their unparalleled ability to weave humor into the chaotic fabric of daily life is truly commendable.

Charming Quirk

Their posts radiate a 'cat-astrophic' charm that endears them to followers.

Final Encouragement

"Keep embracing the chaos, m3di—your life is a beautifully messy masterpiece that deserves to be shared!"

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Fekri

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@fekri.io

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Fekri: The Coding Cowboy of Bluesky

What is Bluesky Roast?

Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping families and food lovers plan smarter meals with PantryAI. It pulls recipes from anywhere, builds weekly plans in minutes, and even checks what’s already in your fridge so you only buy what you need.