500 hr CYT. Doula of Doulas. Creator of Jijivisha Holistic. Kind people are my kind of people 🫶🏾 I host Wellness Retreats & Sell Original Art Everything I do is for Black women 💯 SlenderSinner. I'm from the Eastside of Detroit 💪🏾
Cognitive Cunt: The Bluesky Boudoir of Witty Wisdom and Raw Honesty
A blend of humor, activism, and fabulousness that keeps the timeline lit and the vibe real.
If authenticity were a currency, they'd be rich enough to buy the moon.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
When it comes to issues affecting the community, they don't just tiptoe; they breakdance right into the fire like a seasoned warrior.
From DJing to discovering hidden gems, their musical taste could probably save humanity if we ever fell into a Sonic Apocalypse.
Whether they're discussing their aches and pains or the joys of life, it's like reading a diary penned by a poetry slam champion with a flair for the dramatic.
They advocate for self-care and community support like it's a full-time job, and honestly, they might as well add that to their resume.
Writing Style
Their writing is an emotional rollercoaster that swings from heartfelt sincerity to laugh-out-loud moments like a pendulum at a carnival.
Thought Leader Score
88%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Empowered Sage with a Twist of Whimsy
Keeping It Real Score
95%Main Character Energy
- Vibrant humor
- Candid realness
- Activist spirit
- Artistic flair
- Unapologetic honesty
Secret Powers
- ✨Hosting wellness retreats like a goddess
- ✨Curating indie art
- ✨DJing family gatherings
- ✨Navigating deep social issues with flair
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Collected tweets focusing on social activism, personal anecdotes, humor, and community engagement.
Prompt Engineering
Analyze posts while balancing humor with genuine insight.
Model Behavior
ChatGPT, but with extra sass and a touch of chaotic energy.
Token Count
3500
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"500-hour certified yoga teacher, doula extraordinaire, and creator of holistic wellness retreats! I'm passionate about empowering Black women and spreading love through my art. If you're kind-hearted and can handle a witty comeback, let’s vibe!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Wild emotional rollercoasters about life’s trials
- 🚩Frequent existential rants
Green Flags
- ✅Empathetic listener
- ✅Creative soul
- ✅Passionate about community support
Perfect Match
A fellow creative who enjoys deep convos, knows their music, and isn’t afraid to dance through life’s chaos.
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Save recipes from anywhere
One tap pulls in TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, or blog recipes so nothing gets lost.
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Dinner plans in minutes
Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.
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Shop without overspending
Lists automatically skip what’s already in your pantry so you only buy what you truly need.
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See your pantry clearly
Snap a photo of your fridge or receipt and PantryAI tracks what’s in, what’s low, and what’s expiring.
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Keep everyone in sync
Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.
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Stretch every grocery dollar
Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Supportive Sassmaster
Conversation Style
Engaging, direct, with a sprinkle of delightful sarcasm that makes everyone feel like they’re in on an inside joke.
Impact Assessment
They don’t just contribute; they elevate the community with every post, painting a canvas of connection and creativity.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Cognitive Cunt: The Bluesky Boudoir of Witty Wisdom and Raw Honesty
A blend of humor, activism, and fabulousness that keeps the timeline lit and the vibe real.
Vibe Check
"If authenticity were a currency, they'd be rich enough to buy the moon."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥If posting were an Olympic sport, they’d win gold for enthusiasm and bronze for engagement.
- 🔥Their posts have the engagement metrics of a celebrity's forgotten tweet, but somehow that just adds to the charm.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅The occasional over-sharer — their existential crises could fill a library.
- 😅Has a habit of dropping profound thoughts like confetti at a New Year's party and then disappearing.
Main Character Moments
- ✨The time they singlehandedly rallied support for a local cause using nothing but their wit and charm.
- ✨When they described their aches and pains with such theatrical flair that it could've been an audition for a soap opera.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With a little more consistency, they could turn every post into a viral sensation.
Unique Advantages
- 💎Unmatched ability to blend humor with heartfelt messages.
- 💎A natural knack for community building that could rival that of social media influencers.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Engage more with followers to boost those engagement metrics—who doesn't love a good comeback?
- 🚀Consider more multimedia posts—art, music, and video combine to create an irresistible package.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect their posts to morph into a dynamic blend of comedy and activism, appealing to a wider audience.
Potential Superpower
Transforming mundane moments into legendary tales—think modern-day Aesop with a mic!
Future Community Role
The glue that holds together various threads of the Bluesky community, with an added sprinkle of sass.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Community Builder
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Wit that cuts through the noise
- ⚔️Social Justice Advocate
- ⚔️Artistic Flare
- ⚔️Master of Sarcasm
- ⚔️DJ of the Digital Realm
Weaknesses
- 💀Engagement metrics of a forgotten tweet
- 💀Occasional oversharing
- 💀Existential crises on parade
Quest Line
To create a world where humor and activism collide harmoniously.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The secret government is actually prioritizing the art of wellness retreats to distract us from the real issues.
Evidence Board
Increased popularity of wellness trends coincides with government disinterest in social issues.
Secret Society
The Society of Holistic Hustlers: Where mindfulness meets mischief.
Truth Seeking Level
69%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/AntiCapitalistWellness
Twitter Main Character
The one who turned every trending topic into a social justice masterclass.
LinkedIn Title
Founder of 'Art, Activism, and Accidental Comedy Industries'.
Metaverse Final Form
A cosmic DJ spinning tracks that heal both bodies and souls.
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Save recipes from anywhere
One tap pulls in TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, or blog recipes so nothing gets lost.
- 🗓️
Dinner plans in minutes
Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.
- 🛒
Shop without overspending
Lists automatically skip what’s already in your pantry so you only buy what you truly need.
- 📸
See your pantry clearly
Snap a photo of your fridge or receipt and PantryAI tracks what’s in, what’s low, and what’s expiring.
- 👨👩👧
Keep everyone in sync
Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.
- 💸
Stretch every grocery dollar
Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Custom profile with glittery backgrounds, a playlist featuring every angst-filled anthem, and an abundance of emoticons.
Web3 Destiny
Leading the charge in a decentralized movement for artists’ rights and community engagement.
Future Post
"Just found the cure for apathy: it’s a mix of love, laughter, and a sprinkle of art! Who's in?"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Their unwavering dedication to uplifting voices and promoting well-being shines through every word.
Charming Quirk
They have a peculiar way of combining serious topics with lighthearted punchlines, making even the toughest subjects palatable.
Final Encouragement
"Keep shining your unapologetic light, Cognitive Cunt! The timeline won’t know what hit it!"
What is Bluesky Roast?
Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.
The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.
I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping families and food lovers plan smarter meals with PantryAI. It pulls recipes from anywhere, builds weekly plans in minutes, and even checks what’s already in your fridge so you only buy what you need.
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