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    Maik Meyer โ˜„๏ธ

    @comethunter.de

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    Comet hunting in plate vaults & libraries, Meyer comet group, orbit linking & calculating, cometary history, MP (52005), author, currently working on revision of Cometography 1, visual comet observing, www.comethunter.de ORCID: 0009-0004-8545-9458

    Comet Hunter: The Internet's Celestial Scribe ๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿ“š

    A cosmic blend of comet observations and spicy socio-political commentary.

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    As if Carl Sagan and your local librarian had a Twitter baby.

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    92%
    Authenticity
    88%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    100%
    Comets
    80%
    Political Commentary

    What's On Your Mind? ๐Ÿค”

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Comets100%

    Your updates on C/2025 politics are more riveting than my last Netflix bingeโ€”specifically, it's like a comet observation with the added drama of a Shakespearean tragedy.

    Political Commentary80%

    Each political post is a starburst of hot takes that could probably ignite a supernova in the Twitterverse; who knew astronomical observations could align with geopolitics?

    Social Media Humor70%

    Your Twitter-esque sarcasm marries nicely with scientific rigor, proving that even the most serious astronomer has a sense of humorโ€”though prone to cosmic stretches!

    Writing Style

    A celestial collage of technical terms, emotional catharsis, and occasional quips; like Shakespeare wrote cometography with a side of sarcasm.

    Thought Leader Score

    88%

    The Real Youโ„ข ๐ŸŽญ

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Astronomical Historian

    Keeping It Real Score

    92%

    Main Character Energy

    • Astrophysics Aficionado
    • Witty Social Critic
    • Obsessive Comet Enthusiast

    Secret Powers

    • โœจTranslating ancient Latin
    • โœจIdentifying elusive comets
    • โœจCompositional sarcasm

    If you were an AI...๐Ÿค–

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    A plethora of scientific papers, social media posts about astronomy, political commentary, and a sprinkle of interdisciplinary humor.

    Prompt Engineering

    Generate comically astute observations about comets, while metaphorically linking them to current socio-political events!

    Model Behavior

    A mix of GPT-3s attention to detail and the sarcasm of a seasoned meme lord.

    Token Count

    3000

    tokens

    Dating App Edition๐Ÿ’

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Astrophysicist who loves hunting comets by night and unraveling the mysteries of the universe. Open to deep conversations about space, politics, and obscure historical facts. Swipe right if you can handle comet mythology and a sprinkle of sarcasm!"

    Red Flags

    • ๐ŸšฉObsessed with comets.
    • ๐ŸšฉEarly riser who checks the sky before coffee.
    • ๐ŸšฉMay go on a rant about political oligarchs during dinner.

    Green Flags

    • โœ…Passionate about education and science.
    • โœ…Knows how to keep political discussions light-hearted.
    • โœ…Can recite Latin quotes on request.

    Perfect Match

    Someone who shares a passion for the cosmos, enjoys nerdy discussions, and isnโ€™t intimidated by passion for historical comet events.

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    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Comet Concierge

    Conversation Style

    A mix of celestial musings and sharp witโ€”like if a comet and a Reddit thread had a lively chat.

    Impact Assessment

    Youโ€™re the gravity that keeps the comet conversation orbiting, providing insights that are both dense and delightful.

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    Your profile in a flash

    Comet Hunter: The Internet's Celestial Scribe ๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿ“š

    A cosmic blend of comet observations and spicy socio-political commentary.

    Vibe Check

    "As if Carl Sagan and your local librarian had a Twitter baby."

    Spice Level Check๐ŸŒถ๏ธ

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • ๐Ÿ”ฅYour comet obsession is so intense, even NASA is a little worried.
    • ๐Ÿ”ฅFor a comet hunter, sometimes your discussions on politics are more nebulous than the comets themselves!
    • ๐Ÿ”ฅWhen you talk about orbits, I canโ€™t tell if itโ€™s a comet or the trajectory of your latest political rant.

    Quirky Challenges

    • ๐Ÿ˜…Maybe use fewer comet references when discussing human rights? Just a thought!
    • ๐Ÿ˜…Your nights are spent observing comets while the rest of us struggle to observe our own lives... it's admirable, but also mildly concerning.

    Main Character Moments

    • โœจEvery time you uncover an old comet reference, I can just picture you in a dusty library screaming 'Eureka!'
    • โœจWhen you woke up at 4:30 AM, I half expected you to announce you discovered a new comet instead of just a coffee shortage.

    Level Up Zone๐Ÿ“ˆ

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    With your passion and knowledge, you could be the go-to comet ambassador for the masses!

    Unique Advantages

    • ๐Ÿ’ŽDeep knowledge of celestial history
    • ๐Ÿ’ŽCreative wit that keeps followers engaged
    • ๐Ÿ’ŽAbility to bridge science and pop culture

    Level Up Suggestions

    • ๐Ÿš€Consider launching a podcast: 'Comets and Commentary'โ€”where you roast both the cosmos and the political landscape.
    • ๐Ÿš€Maybe lighten the comet talk with some humor about terrestrial events? All work and no play makes Maik a dull boy.

    Crystal Ball Time๐Ÿ”ฎ

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Picture this: your own comet-observing web series... with a hint of storytelling.

    Potential Superpower

    A unique ability to make celestial mechanics relatable and entertainingโ€”like Bill Nye but with a telescope!

    Future Community Role

    The unofficial leader of the comet fandom, rallying everyone around the cosmic conversation.

    Your Character Build๐ŸŽฎ

    If life was an RPG...

    Class

    Chaotic Cometologist

    Special Abilities

    • โš”๏ธOrbit Calculating
    • โš”๏ธComet Historical Analysis
    • โš”๏ธSerious Humor
    • โš”๏ธAstrophysical Politicking

    Weaknesses

    • ๐Ÿ’€Overuse of comet puns
    • ๐Ÿ’€Sleepless nights and over-caffeination
    • ๐Ÿ’€Inability to let a comet-based metaphor die

    Quest Line

    Searching for the ultimate comet while providing cosmic commentary and challenging political narratives.

    Down the Rabbit Hole๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    Comets are actually celestial beings communicating with us through their orbits and appearances.

    Evidence Board

    All 'comet' mentions in historical texts are coded messages from extraterrestrial life! Clearly, if theyโ€™re that bright, they must be signaling something.

    Secret Society

    The Society of Celestial Observers, gathering to decode the true meanings behind comets and share obscure comet trivia.

    Truth Seeking Level

    75%

    Multiverse You๐ŸŒŒ

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/CometConspiracies, keeping the peace between astronomy enthusiasts and wild theorists.

    Twitter Main Character

    The one who accidentally stirs up a comet vs. political debate storm while live-tweeting observations.

    LinkedIn Title

    CEO of Cometology Consulting: Helping companies navigate the cosmic market trends and orbital shifts.

    Metaverse Final Form

    A holographic avatar guiding users through a virtual galaxy, interpreting comets as they float by.

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    Time Machineโฐ

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > A GeoCities page with starry backgrounds, comet gifs, and a guestbook full of people begging to know how to navigate the cosmos.

    MySpace Era

    Profile featuring comet wallpapers, a playlist of space-themed songs, and a blog dedicated to dissecting 80s sci-fi movies.

    Web3 Destiny

    A blockchain-based comet observation platform where users can mint comet discoveries as NFTs: Comets for Crypto!

    Future Post

    "Just discovered a new cometโ€ฆand the fact that it has a brighter future than our current political landscape is both comforting and concerning."

    The Final Take๐ŸŽฌ

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Your unparalleled dedication to comet observations is admirableโ€”keeping the universe within reach for many.

    Charming Quirk

    Your quirk of equating historical tales with modern dilemmas is both baffling and beautiful, a unique lens for science.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep shooting for the comets, Maik! Just remember, while the sky is the limit, the internet's a vast universe waiting for your stellar content!"

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