Comet hunting in plate vaults & libraries, Meyer comet group, orbit linking & calculating, cometary history, MP (52005), author, currently working on revision of Cometography 1, visual comet observing, www.comethunter.de ORCID: 0009-0004-8545-9458
Comet Hunter: The Internet's Celestial Scribe ๐๐
A cosmic blend of comet observations and spicy socio-political commentary.
As if Carl Sagan and your local librarian had a Twitter baby.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? ๐ค
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Your updates on C/2025 politics are more riveting than my last Netflix bingeโspecifically, it's like a comet observation with the added drama of a Shakespearean tragedy.
Each political post is a starburst of hot takes that could probably ignite a supernova in the Twitterverse; who knew astronomical observations could align with geopolitics?
Your Twitter-esque sarcasm marries nicely with scientific rigor, proving that even the most serious astronomer has a sense of humorโthough prone to cosmic stretches!
Writing Style
A celestial collage of technical terms, emotional catharsis, and occasional quips; like Shakespeare wrote cometography with a side of sarcasm.
Thought Leader Score
88%The Real Youโข ๐ญ
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Astronomical Historian
Keeping It Real Score
92%Main Character Energy
- Astrophysics Aficionado
- Witty Social Critic
- Obsessive Comet Enthusiast
Secret Powers
- โจTranslating ancient Latin
- โจIdentifying elusive comets
- โจCompositional sarcasm
If you were an AI...๐ค
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A plethora of scientific papers, social media posts about astronomy, political commentary, and a sprinkle of interdisciplinary humor.
Prompt Engineering
Generate comically astute observations about comets, while metaphorically linking them to current socio-political events!
Model Behavior
A mix of GPT-3s attention to detail and the sarcasm of a seasoned meme lord.
Token Count
3000
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Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Astrophysicist who loves hunting comets by night and unraveling the mysteries of the universe. Open to deep conversations about space, politics, and obscure historical facts. Swipe right if you can handle comet mythology and a sprinkle of sarcasm!"
Red Flags
- ๐ฉObsessed with comets.
- ๐ฉEarly riser who checks the sky before coffee.
- ๐ฉMay go on a rant about political oligarchs during dinner.
Green Flags
- โ Passionate about education and science.
- โ Knows how to keep political discussions light-hearted.
- โ Can recite Latin quotes on request.
Perfect Match
Someone who shares a passion for the cosmos, enjoys nerdy discussions, and isnโt intimidated by passion for historical comet events.
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Squad Check๐
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Comet Concierge
Conversation Style
A mix of celestial musings and sharp witโlike if a comet and a Reddit thread had a lively chat.
Impact Assessment
Youโre the gravity that keeps the comet conversation orbiting, providing insights that are both dense and delightful.
TL;DR Versionโก
Your profile in a flash
Comet Hunter: The Internet's Celestial Scribe ๐๐
A cosmic blend of comet observations and spicy socio-political commentary.
Vibe Check
"As if Carl Sagan and your local librarian had a Twitter baby."
Spice Level Check๐ถ๏ธ
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- ๐ฅYour comet obsession is so intense, even NASA is a little worried.
- ๐ฅFor a comet hunter, sometimes your discussions on politics are more nebulous than the comets themselves!
- ๐ฅWhen you talk about orbits, I canโt tell if itโs a comet or the trajectory of your latest political rant.
Quirky Challenges
- ๐ Maybe use fewer comet references when discussing human rights? Just a thought!
- ๐ Your nights are spent observing comets while the rest of us struggle to observe our own lives... it's admirable, but also mildly concerning.
Main Character Moments
- โจEvery time you uncover an old comet reference, I can just picture you in a dusty library screaming 'Eureka!'
- โจWhen you woke up at 4:30 AM, I half expected you to announce you discovered a new comet instead of just a coffee shortage.
Level Up Zone๐
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With your passion and knowledge, you could be the go-to comet ambassador for the masses!
Unique Advantages
- ๐Deep knowledge of celestial history
- ๐Creative wit that keeps followers engaged
- ๐Ability to bridge science and pop culture
Level Up Suggestions
- ๐Consider launching a podcast: 'Comets and Commentary'โwhere you roast both the cosmos and the political landscape.
- ๐Maybe lighten the comet talk with some humor about terrestrial events? All work and no play makes Maik a dull boy.
Crystal Ball Time๐ฎ
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Picture this: your own comet-observing web series... with a hint of storytelling.
Potential Superpower
A unique ability to make celestial mechanics relatable and entertainingโlike Bill Nye but with a telescope!
Future Community Role
The unofficial leader of the comet fandom, rallying everyone around the cosmic conversation.
Your Character Build๐ฎ
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Cometologist
Special Abilities
- โ๏ธOrbit Calculating
- โ๏ธComet Historical Analysis
- โ๏ธSerious Humor
- โ๏ธAstrophysical Politicking
Weaknesses
- ๐Overuse of comet puns
- ๐Sleepless nights and over-caffeination
- ๐Inability to let a comet-based metaphor die
Quest Line
Searching for the ultimate comet while providing cosmic commentary and challenging political narratives.
Down the Rabbit Hole๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Comets are actually celestial beings communicating with us through their orbits and appearances.
Evidence Board
All 'comet' mentions in historical texts are coded messages from extraterrestrial life! Clearly, if theyโre that bright, they must be signaling something.
Secret Society
The Society of Celestial Observers, gathering to decode the true meanings behind comets and share obscure comet trivia.
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You๐
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/CometConspiracies, keeping the peace between astronomy enthusiasts and wild theorists.
Twitter Main Character
The one who accidentally stirs up a comet vs. political debate storm while live-tweeting observations.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of Cometology Consulting: Helping companies navigate the cosmic market trends and orbital shifts.
Metaverse Final Form
A holographic avatar guiding users through a virtual galaxy, interpreting comets as they float by.
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Stretch every grocery dollar
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Time Machineโฐ
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile featuring comet wallpapers, a playlist of space-themed songs, and a blog dedicated to dissecting 80s sci-fi movies.
Web3 Destiny
A blockchain-based comet observation platform where users can mint comet discoveries as NFTs: Comets for Crypto!
Future Post
"Just discovered a new cometโฆand the fact that it has a brighter future than our current political landscape is both comforting and concerning."
The Final Take๐ฌ
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your unparalleled dedication to comet observations is admirableโkeeping the universe within reach for many.
Charming Quirk
Your quirk of equating historical tales with modern dilemmas is both baffling and beautiful, a unique lens for science.
Final Encouragement
"Keep shooting for the comets, Maik! Just remember, while the sky is the limit, the internet's a vast universe waiting for your stellar content!"
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