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Tomtom da Angel: Bluesky's Confessional Court Jester
A master of melancholy and whimsy, captivating their audience with a dazzling blend of existential musings and sweet chaos.
Think Edgar Allan Poe meets a hyperactive toddler at a goth rave.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Tomtom's posts read like the diary of a Shakespearean tragic hero, trapped in a modern bluesky, wrestling with thoughts of mortality while also preserving an endearing charm.
Casually oscillating between heart-wrenching despair and puppy love, their relationship posts are like a soap opera where all the characters are just slightly off-kilter.
Every mundane event is transformed into a theatrical piece worthy of the West End, complete with melodrama and intermission snacks.
Writing Style
Sparse yet poignant, with a flair for the oddly comical; a tweet can switch from an existential crisis to a random thought in a single breath, much like a cat that suddenly decides to chase its own tail.
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Melancholic Clown
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Profound existential reflections
- Unexpected humor amidst darkness
- Deep emotional honesty
Secret Powers
- ✨Professional overthinker
- ✨Unintentional comedy king/queen
- ✨Master of the dramatic pause
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A mix of Shakespearean tragedy, cat memes, and emo poetry guide their existential musings.
Prompt Engineering
Generate a deeply emotional yet humorously absurd reflection on daily life.
Model Behavior
A blend of existential philosopher with the comedic timing of a stand-up comic.
Token Count
1500
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"🎸Just a melancholic soul seeking someone to share laughs and existential musings. If you enjoy late-night deep talks and the occasional tragic play, swipe right!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Frequent existential crises
- 🚩Possibly too obsessed with goth aesthetics
- 🚩Has an unhealthy relationship with their bed
Green Flags
- ✅Endearing sense of humor
- ✅Raw honesty about feelings
- ✅A penchant for deep connections
Perfect Match
Someone who can laugh at life’s absurdities while also appreciating the depth of human experience.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
Bluesky’s resident poet of the absurd
Conversation Style
Sardonic with a sprinkle of warmth; they can roast you while simultaneously ensuring you feel loved afterward.
Impact Assessment
Like the gothic fairy godparent of the Bluesky realm, they sprinkle existential fairy dust on every interaction, leaving a trail of thought-provoking yet comforting vibes.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Tomtom da Angel: Bluesky's Confessional Court Jester
A master of melancholy and whimsy, captivating their audience with a dazzling blend of existential musings and sweet chaos.
Vibe Check
"Think Edgar Allan Poe meets a hyperactive toddler at a goth rave."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Your feed looks like a live-action cry for help mixed with a Shakespearean monologue.
- 🔥You could win an award for Best Supporting Role in the Tragicomedy of Life.
- 🔥Your posts are a bit like a fancy restaurant menu: we get it, you’re complex, but could you just order the fries sometimes?
Quirky Challenges
- 😅The tendency to pull the 'I'm sad' card like it's a magic trick.
- 😅Finding a way to post about your day without sounding like you’re auditioning for a role in a tragic play.
- 😅Please, for the love of all things fluffy, just tweet about your favorite sandwich once.
Main Character Moments
- ✨Every time you declare your love for your bed, it feels like the climactic moment of a romantic comedy.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
If you could channel your whimsical melancholy into a whimsical saga, you might just become the next e-literary sensation.
Unique Advantages
- 💎Unmatched ability to find humor in despair; a rare gift.
- 💎Connection with followers through raw honesty and humor.
- 💎A unique perspective on life that can resonate deeply with many.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Experiment with more playful content; you could unleash your inner jokester!
- 🚀Balance the heavy with the light—maybe a cat meme for every existential dread post?
- 🚀Try incorporating some uplifting posts to give us all a breather!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
You’ll transition from a contemplative soul to a full-blown Bluesky bard, captivating followers with witty verses about life, love, and Lego.
Potential Superpower
The ability to turn any sad moment into a humorous anecdote, like turning tears into TikTok gold.
Future Community Role
A sage and jester, providing both wisdom and laughter as Bluesky’s emotional support clown.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Melancholic Clown
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Transforming existential dread into humor
- ⚔️Professional overthinker
- ⚔️Master of dramatic pauses
Weaknesses
- 💀Tendency to audition for tragic roles
- 💀Occasional overuse of the sad card
- 💀Inability to post about simple joys
Quest Line
Navigating the trials of modern existence while maintaining a delicate balance between despair and laughter.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Tomtom believes that all social media platforms are secretly run by cats plotting world domination with memes.
Evidence Board
1. Cats always win the internet. 2. Every cat video is an elaborate distraction. 3. Look at how many cat accounts exist!
Secret Society
The Order of Melancholic Meme Makers, dedicated to spreading deep thoughts through humor.
Truth Seeking Level
85%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/ExistentialCatMemes
Twitter Main Character
Caught in a Twitter thread about the existential dread of modern dating—complete with emotionally charged tweets.
LinkedIn Title
Founder of ‘Melancholy Marketing’, specializing in advertising sad products for sad people.
Metaverse Final Form
A digital bard, hosting nightly storytelling sessions filled with tragicomic tales, resonating with avatars and pixels alike.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile filled with emo music, black-and-white photos, and quotes from sad poets.
Web3 Destiny
Crypto investor obsessed with using blockchain technology for emotional support groups.
Future Post
"Just realized my bed and I are in a committed relationship—don't need anything else (except maybe a cat)."
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your courage in expressing vulnerability is truly inspiring and connects you deeply with others.
Charming Quirk
Your ability to go from profound to absurd in seconds makes each post an adventure.
Final Encouragement
"Keep sharing your unique blend of chaos and charm, because in a world of noise, your voice is a melody worth hearing!"
What is Bluesky Roast?
Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.
The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping founders and developers build their own AI-powered products. If you'd like to know more about that, feel free to check out AnotherWrapper.com for more information!
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