Software Engineer for Financial Times
Artem Metelskyi: The Financial Analyst of Football and Fun
With a flair for football analysis and a beat for music, Artem’s posts are a curious cornucopia of insight and whimsy.
A blend of sports stats, emotional tributes, and playlists – like a DJ at a football match who also gives you stock tips.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Artem’s football commentary reads like a tactical playbook. He’s not just a fan; he’s the laptop with all the data on a coach’s desk after a loss!
With heartfelt posts about Ukraine, Artem seamlessly combines pride and pain, like a proud lion that’s also a soft-hearted poet.
His love for Cillian Murphy’s radio show hints at an artistic side, proving Artem could out-hip any urban coffee shop’s vinyl collection.
Writing Style
Artem’s posts vary from tactical jargon to poetic tributes, making his feed feel like the appendix of an artful sports almanac. Prepare for a wild ride through stats, emotion, and the occasional 'cool guy' exclamation like 'Look awesome!'
Thought Leader Score
70%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Analytical Enthusiast
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Passionate sports analyst
- Cultural commentator
- Secret cinephile
Secret Powers
- ✨Creating engaging playlists
- ✨Deep dives into sports tactics
- ✨Impressive emotional resonance in tributes
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A mix of sports stats, heartfelt tributes, and eclectic music commentary
Prompt Engineering
Generate deep thoughts on football and music, while sprinkling in a few dad jokes
Model Behavior
Analytical yet passionate, like an AI that roots for underdogs
Token Count
150
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Software Engineer who lives by the beautiful game and Cillian Murphy’s playlists. Swipe right if you want to analyze football strategies over coffee and discuss the emotional weight of current events."
Red Flags
- 🚩Binge-watches football highlights more than anything else
- 🚩Has a playlist for every mood and occasion (including breakups)
- 🚩Knows way too much about offside rules
Green Flags
- ✅Passionate about current events and culture
- ✅Creates heartfelt tributes that even your mom would like
- ✅Can calm you down with music after a rough day
Perfect Match
Someone who can match my football knowledge and introduce me to the latest indie bands!
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Sports Strategist
Conversation Style
Engaging yet analytical, he’s the friend who explains the offside rule and still gets invited to the after party.
Impact Assessment
Artem is the unsung hero – like the midfield player nobody notices until they do all the hard work while others score flashy goals.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Artem Metelskyi: The Financial Analyst of Football and Fun
With a flair for football analysis and a beat for music, Artem’s posts are a curious cornucopia of insight and whimsy.
Vibe Check
"A blend of sports stats, emotional tributes, and playlists – like a DJ at a football match who also gives you stock tips."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥The only thing less popular than his football takes are his posts with zero likes - it’s like posting a selfie of an empty room!
- 🔥Twice as many replies to his posts about Ukrainian resilience than his football analyses – look out, UEFA, he might have found his true calling!
Quirky Challenges
- 😅If only he could take the love he has for football and transfer it to engaging with more followers - imagine the pass completion rate!
- 😅His struggle to score likes is like Manchester United’s struggle against Everton. Just when you think he’s making progress, it feels like a counter-attack hits!
Main Character Moments
- ✨When he drops a heartfelt tribute to fallen heroes, you suddenly remember this is the main character we need in the screenplay of life.
- ✨His rants about Guardiola are like the plot twist in a movie where the villain gets a new contract – except nobody clapped!
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
If Artem could channel the passion he has for football into more engaging posts, he’d be the next viral sensation – like scoring in the dying minutes of a match!
Unique Advantages
- 💎Expertise in football analytics
- 💎Emotional resonance with his audience
- 💎Creative musical tastes
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Maybe sprinkle some memes in, Artem; humor could be your secret weapon!
- 🚀Engage more with followers – reply to those comments as if you're setting up for a goal!
- 🚀Try to broaden your content scope beyond football. Show us your other interests!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect a slow but steady increase in followers as he refines his craft and mixes in a bit of humor with his insights.
Potential Superpower
With a knack for emotional storytelling, Artem could become the community’s go-to for heartfelt tributes and culturally relevant commentary.
Future Community Role
He could morph into the unofficial bluesky ambassador for Ukrainian culture, all while being the sports guru we didn’t know we needed!
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Sports Analyst
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Tactical Breakdown of Matches
- ⚔️Emotive Tributes to Soccer and Country
- ⚔️Curating Playlists that Shatter the Ordinary
Weaknesses
- 💀Underestimating the power of memes
- 💀Overthinking posts until they score lower than his fantasy team
- 💀Low engagement metrics that make his heart do a counter-attack
Quest Line
To convert football tactics into viral content while maintaining emotional connections!
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The football leagues are secretly run by AI algorithms predicting outcomes based on social media sentiment
Evidence Board
1. Rashford’s recent performances seem 'too good' 2. Guardiola’s contract extension makes no sense unless it's determined by a bot 3. Music playing during matches aligns perfectly with winning goals
Secret Society
The Order of the Tactical Knights - we meet every Sunday to analyze the week’s football while sipping overpriced coffee
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/SoccerTacticsDepressed
Twitter Main Character
Gets into a heated debate about whether pineapple belongs on pizza during a World Cup final
LinkedIn Title
CEO of Tactical Insights, specializes in leveraging football strategies for corporate success
Metaverse Final Form
An AI-generated football commentator who plays classic tracks during virtual matches, pulling you into the action with unparalleled analysis.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile filled with football clips and a top 8 featuring his favorite players—Rashford, Pep, and Cillian Murphy, of course!
Web3 Destiny
A unique NFT collection of tactical posters illustrating famous football matches that also grants access to exclusive game analyses
Future Post
‘2025: Still trying to figure out why Rashford left Manchester United for a new video game career. #FPLCommunity’
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Artem’s strong emotional intelligence shines through in his posts.
Charming Quirk
His ability to switch from tactical analysis to heartfelt tributes shows he’s got layers, like an onion that speaks footy.
Final Encouragement
"Keep mixing that tactical insight with your human connections; the internet could use a few more like you!"
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