Making white people mad here too.
Michael LaBorn: The Bookish Provocateur
Spilling tea on monster romances while making white folks clutch their pearls.
A delightful blend of sass and substance, with a side of heartfelt activism.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Michael’s posts are like a literary superhero cape, swooping in to save the day for Black and Indigenous voices in publishing. Who needs Batman when we have him?
From sobbing to snarking, Michael's reactions to ‘Wicked’ are a rollercoaster. He’s like a literary theme park, and we’re all here for the tears and thrills!
With posts that feel like warm hugs and firm nudges, Michael molds his audience into an active community. Who needs a book club when you have him keeping it real?
Writing Style
Michael’s writing flits between erudite essays and meme-like quips in a way that would make a college professor weep tears of joy. Each post is like a well-mixed cocktail: part academia, part sass, and all heart.
Thought Leader Score
92%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Revolutionary Bookworm
Keeping It Real Score
88%Main Character Energy
- Passionate advocate for marginalized voices
- Witty yet poignant commentary on literature
- Genuine engagement with followers
Secret Powers
- ✨Igniting conversations about race and literature
- ✨Crafting engaging essays that tackle complex topics
- ✨Making even the dullest notifications entertaining
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A blend of literary theory, internet memes, cultural critiques, and social justice discourse.
Prompt Engineering
Analyze the intersection of literature and social activism with humor and wit.
Model Behavior
ChatGPT meets your favorite book club buddy, sprinkling in memes and hot takes.
Token Count
350
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Bookish activist searching for kindred spirits. Let’s discuss monster romances, share tear-soaked ‘Wicked’ reactions, and make the literary world a better place together."
Red Flags
- 🚩Often breaks down emotionally during musical numbers.
- 🚩Frequent existential crises about representation in literature.
- 🚩May push you to read books outside your comfortable genre.
Green Flags
- ✅Passionate about social justice and representation.
- ✅Witty banter guaranteed.
- ✅Will likely introduce you to new authors, expanding your bookish horizons.
Perfect Match
Someone who loves deep conversations about race in literature, doesn’t shy away from emotional vulnerability, and can handle a good book cry.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
- 🤖
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
Chief Cheerleader for Diverse Literature
Conversation Style
Engaging, often humorous, but never shying away from the tough topics—think your favorite professor but with a side of meme culture.
Impact Assessment
Michael is the secret ingredient that transforms the community from a bland book club into an electrifying movement for change.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Michael LaBorn: The Bookish Provocateur
Spilling tea on monster romances while making white folks clutch their pearls.
Vibe Check
"A delightful blend of sass and substance, with a side of heartfelt activism."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Your love for ‘Wicked’ is rivaled only by your quest to ruin monster romances; who knew you could be both a bookish hero AND a villain?
- 🔥You’ve got more trigger warnings than a feminist book club’s reading list—can we get a safe space for your posts?
- 🔥If you keep spilling tea this hot, the kettle might boil over—watch out, white folks!
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Try not to cry during ‘Wicked’ without posting about it—it’s essentially your brand at this point.
- 😅Avoid mentioning ‘monster smut’ at least once a week. Just once!
Main Character Moments
- ✨When you casually mention speaking at the UN, but then pivot to your daily struggle with IBS—iconic!
- ✨Your notifications are getting disrespectful, but honestly, that’s just your internet vibe.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With your passion for social justice and literature, a podcast could be your next big hit—think ‘Wicked’ meets ‘Real Talk’!
Unique Advantages
- 💎A built-in community that loves your blend of humor and activism
- 💎Expertise in engaging conversation on tough topics
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider branching into video content—your expressions while watching ‘Wicked’ would be pure gold!
- 🚀Host a live discussion on your favorite literary themes—everyone wants a front-row seat!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Michael’s platform is poised for major growth, potentially leading to that coveted ‘Best Seller’ status—not just for books, but for engagements!
Potential Superpower
The power to turn any mundane comment section into a laugh riot while making valid social critiques!
Future Community Role
Future Literary Luminary—leading community discussions and workshops on representation in literature.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Lawful Provocateur
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Amplification of Marginalized Voices
- ⚔️Candid Commentary
- ⚔️Humorous Activism
Weaknesses
- 💀Occasional Over-Emotionality
- 💀Tendency to Overuse Trigger Warnings
- 💀Obsession with Wicked
Quest Line
Fighting for representation in publishing while making white people rethink their life choices.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The publishing industry is secretly controlled by a cabal of octogenarian white men who hate creativity.
Evidence Board
Books that didn’t make the bestseller list, indie authors struggling for recognition, and a sudden influx of ‘white savior’ narratives.
Secret Society
The Society for the Liberation of Literature from White Male Gatekeepers.
Truth Seeking Level
85%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/WickedDiscussions - A subreddit dedicated to dissecting every emotional nuance of ‘Wicked’.
Twitter Main Character
Accidentally sparks a Twitter war by reviewing a popular white author’s latest hit piece with unfiltered honesty.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of ‘Inclusive Lit’, a publishing house that only accepts submissions from marginalized authors—spilling tea on gatekeeping and promoting diversity.
Metaverse Final Form
A digital avatar that guides avatars through immersive discussions about race in literature while dressed as Elphaba.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
- 🤖
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
- 💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Custom profile song is ‘Defying Gravity’ by Idina Menzel, with an extensive top 8 dedicated to authors of color.
Web3 Destiny
CEO of a decentralized publishing platform enhancing visibility for marginalized authors worldwide, disrupting the traditional industry model.
Future Post
‘So, I just saw Wicked for the 12th time, and here’s why my emotional breakdown is valid!’
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your commitment to amplifying marginalized voices is genuinely inspiring—more people need to be on this train!
Charming Quirk
We love a good emotional sob session, but your ability to turn that into meme-worthy content? Chef’s kiss!
Final Encouragement
"Keep shaking the literary world! Remember, ‘Wicked’ might break you, but your humor and passion can heal it for others."
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