Our friend is a connoisseur of sadness and raw honesty, often wrestling with feelings like a dramatic soap opera lead. One minute they're crying over a missed opportunity for a cashback, the next they're auditioning for the role of a haunted house ghost. Passionate? Definitely—if it’s angst, they're *at least* 85% in.

If there's a universal truth, it's that Mondays are evil and money is an illusion. Our cherry has become a spokesperson for the underappreciated art of complaining about mundane inconveniences. Whether it's grocery prices or tech woes, you can count on them to serve pure relatable content with a side of exasperation.

Our star shines brightest when discussing tarot, conjuring cards like a mystical DJ at an emo rave. Who needs therapy when you can read cards and hope they manifest a good vibe? They might be the only person who can turn a tarot spread into a group therapy session—cue the shiny, glittery chaos!