Miss Lemon is a one-woman protest against nonsense. With a flair for sarcasm sharper than a barber's razor, she tackles serious issues with a vigor that makes you question your own apathy. Passionate? Oh, you can practically hear the espresso pumping through her veins at a 95!

From dealing with incompetent bosses to the struggles of motherhood, her posts read like a sitcom script waiting to be greenlit. Who knew the chaos of everyday life could be so relatable? Passion level: 80, because who wouldn’t relate to a workplace drama that’s juicier than a reality show?

Nothing escapes Miss Lemon’s insightful eye! Whether it's the patriarchy or the travails of 90s metaphysical authors, she dissects it all like a post-mortem on a Sunday morning. Passion: 70, because dissecting culture is her second love (after coffee!).