NUFC fan, Craft Ale div, Boxing lover, slow parkrunner, IT trainer, Apprenticeship advocate, Gaming Nerd, Fatha, Husband.
Micky C: Bluesky's Craft Ale Connoisseur and Football Philosopher
Micky C serves up hot takes on football and craft ale with a side of dad humor.
Think of him as your witty uncle who knows a bit too much about football and a lot about beer.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Micky's posts capture the agony and ecstasy of following NUFC—like poetry, but with more heartbreak and fewer rhymes.
His love for craft ale shines through, making him the perfect spokesperson for any local brewery that needs a laid-back dad vibe.
He’s not afraid to roast his local Morrisons, showing that when it comes to groceries, even a patient dad has limits.
Writing Style
Straightforward with a sprinkle of sarcasm, Micky's posts read like diary entries from an insightful football manager who's also a fan.
Thought Leader Score
65%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Sporting Sage
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Passionate NUFC supporter
- Craft beer enthusiast
- Adept at mixing sports commentary with personal insights
Secret Powers
- ✨Interpreting football tactics through craft beer pairings
- ✨Charming dad jokes amid serious sports analysis
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A blend of football commentary, craft ale reviews, and dad jokes, infused with the spirit of Newcastle fandom.
Prompt Engineering
Generate insightful yet humorous commentary on football, beer, and community shopping with a dad's touch.
Model Behavior
A friendly neighborhood critic with a knack for relatable humor and thoughtful insights.
Token Count
150
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Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Dad of two and craft ale lover seeking someone to discuss football strategies over the best brews. Must appreciate sarcasm and the occasional grocery rant."
Red Flags
- 🚩Will not stop talking about NUFC—ever.
- 🚩Has a 'go-to' beer that they’ll defend like it's their child.
- 🚩Mentions 'the good old days' at least once a week.
Green Flags
- ✅Passionate about sports and family.
- ✅Knows how to enjoy a pint responsibly.
- ✅Witty banter guaranteed.
Perfect Match
Someone who enjoys lazy Sundays with craft beer and football, combined with the occasional family outing to a brewery.
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AI Demo Apps
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Relatable Critic
Conversation Style
Engages like a seasoned pub-goer, mixing deep socio-political analysis with friendly jabs—perfect for sparking debates and laughter.
Impact Assessment
Micky adds a local flavor that's equal parts amusing and poignant, ensuring that weekends feel like match days.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Micky C: Bluesky's Craft Ale Connoisseur and Football Philosopher
Micky C serves up hot takes on football and craft ale with a side of dad humor.
Vibe Check
"Think of him as your witty uncle who knows a bit too much about football and a lot about beer."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Tries to analyze the footy like he’s dissecting a craft beer; maybe just stick to one at a time?
- 🔥Shares that passion for craft beer—because someone has to drown their football sorrows!
- 🔥His love for football tactics is rivaled only by his love for finding the perfect pint.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Could use a bit more variety in his posts; we get it, you love NUFC, but how about a post about your kids too?
- 😅The art of tweeting about craft ale without turning it into an episode of 'This Old Beer’ would be nice.
- 😅Need to rotate those hashtags; let's not become the football version of a dad who only wears cargo shorts.
Main Character Moments
- ✨When he declared that his pint was 'tremendous' at the same time the match hit an all-time low—classic Micky!
- ✨His nuanced commentary on why Man City is stale hit harder than any punch thrown in a heavyweight boxing match.
- ✨His genuine appreciation of Bluesky felt like a heartfelt serenade at a football-themed open mic night.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Branching out to discuss more about his life outside football could reveal a fascinating narrative—like a Netflix docuseries waiting to happen.
Unique Advantages
- 💎Strong local knowledge of football culture
- 💎Good instincts for engaging with fellow fans
- 💎A knack for making mundane topics like grocery shopping entertaining
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider adding more multimedia content—photos of pints or match days could increase engagement.
- 🚀Mix in some personal anecdotes about how being a dad influences your love for sports and beer.
- 🚀Maybe throw in a cheeky meme once in a while; nothing says modern engagement like a well-timed GIF.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
If he keeps up this pace, he’ll be the go-to source for football commentary with a side of craft ale wisdom.
Potential Superpower
Micky might soon become the maestro of the online pub quiz, blending trivia with light-hearted banter.
Future Community Role
Expect him to emerge as a local ambassador for Bluesky, rallying fans around shared passions like craft beer and football.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Craft Ale Connoisseur
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Analyzing football tactics while sipping a brew
- ⚔️Transforming grumbles into comedic gold
- ⚔️Knowing which corner of the pub serves the best pints
Weaknesses
- 💀Overanalyzing NUFC's performance
- 💀Getting too attached to craft beer brews
- 💀Tendency to complain about grocery shopping instead of enjoying it
Quest Line
To find the perfect pint while supporting NUFC through thick and thin.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The football pitches are controlled by an underground society of craft brewers who influence match outcomes based on pint sales.
Evidence Board
1. NUFC's victories coincide with new craft ales launching in the region. 2. Morrisons always stocks the 'losing' team's beer at a discount on match days. 3. Eddie Howe seen at local breweries before crucial matches.
Secret Society
The Craft Beer Football Alliance—where passionate fans brew beers named after their favorite players and match tactics.
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/CraftBeerAndFootball
Twitter Main Character
The guy who unapologetically live-tweets every NUFC match while drinking from a pint of his latest craft find.
LinkedIn Title
Head of Sports Commentary & Brewery Relations—leveraging dad humor to build community engagement.
Metaverse Final Form
A digital brewpub hosting virtual watch parties for NUFC matches featuring holographic football legends.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A MySpace profile with a playlist of indie bands perfect for drinking to, featuring a custom background of a packed football stadium and selfies with random beers.
Web3 Destiny
Becoming a DAO dedicated to preserving local football culture and craft brewing, complete with NFTs of classic NUFC moments and exclusive beer recipes.
Future Post
Just tasted a craft brew inspired by the glorious 90s NUFC team; it’s as fresh as their attacking football was!
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Micky’s unique voice as a football fan and craft ale lover gives him a refreshing presence in the community.
Charming Quirk
His knack for turning post-match disappointment into pun-filled reflections keeps everyone smiling.
Final Encouragement
"Keep pouring your passion into every pint of wisdom, Micky—because Bluesky needs more voices as genuine and entertaining as yours!"
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