Writer, artist, crocheter, neurospicy, tired. Mind goblin. He/Him. đšđŠ Profile pic: a crocheted skull in a jaunty black Santa hat Banner: close up photo of some mushrooms I found in the wild.
MJ Reid: The Crochet-tinged Polymath of Bluesky
A delightful blend of intellect and irreverence with a side of crochet and chaos!
An entertaining mix of warmth and witty chaos, like a crochet skull wearing a Santa hat.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? đ€
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
MJ dismantles toxic masculinity like a good crochet project: slowly and with care. His vision of masculinity is so wholesome it could come with a side of gluten-free vegan brownies.
From conspiracy theories to outright rants, MJ navigates the political landscape like a seasoned guide in a mushroom forest: illuminating and occasionally tripping over roots of disinformation.
MJâs takes on food are like his crocheted patternsâmeticulously crafted and occasionally prone to unraveling when rushed. He might just start a âslow food revolutionâ one onion at a time.
Between inviting friends to make snow people and sharing resources, MJ is the ultimate community cheerleader, even if that cheer sometimes comes with a side of chaotic energy.
Writing Style
A delightful mix of chaotic wordplay, insightful commentary, and the occasional mushroom-related pun. Reading MJ's posts is like finding a crocheted blanket on a snowy dayâcozy with a hint of unexpected warmth.
Thought Leader Score
88%The Real Youâą đ
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Neurospicy Sage
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Crochet enthusiast
- Political commentator
- Mushroom aficionado
- Neurodivergent insights
Secret Powers
- âšSubtle poetic humor
- âšCulinary critique of caramelization
- âšInventive wordplay
If you were an AI...đ€
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A mix of neurodivergent experiences, food critiques, political discourse, and crochet patterns.
Prompt Engineering
Generate insights and humor about neurodivergence, food culture, and community engagement.
Model Behavior
Like a quirky chatbot who knows too many mushroom facts but also has a heart of gold.
Token Count
850
tokensDating App Editionđ
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Creative spirit seeking fellow neurodivergent souls who appreciate slow food, fresh perspectives, and the occasional chaotic energy burst. Bonus points if you send me pictures of your snow people!"
Red Flags
- đ©Frequent existential musings
- đ©Canât caramelize onions to save their life
- đ©Obsessed with mushrooms (in a cute way)
Green Flags
- â Enjoys deep discussions about gender and identity
- â Crafts with careâbonus points for crochet
- â Strong sense of community and kindness
Perfect Match
Someone who shares a love for thoughtful discourse and playful creativity, especially if you can introduce some fast memes into my slow food lifestyle.
- đŻ
AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
- âĄ
Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
- đ€
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- đ ïž
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
- đ
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- đĄïž
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Checkđ
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Enthusiastic Curator of Conversations
Conversation Style
Engages with the community like a benevolent social media wizard: sprinkling insightful comments with a touch of chaotic hilarity.
Impact Assessment
MJ is the glue that binds the Bluesky communityâif the glue was vibrant, unpredictable, and had an affinity for mushrooms.
TL;DR VersionâĄ
Your profile in a flash
MJ Reid: The Crochet-tinged Polymath of Bluesky
A delightful blend of intellect and irreverence with a side of crochet and chaos!
Vibe Check
"An entertaining mix of warmth and witty chaos, like a crochet skull wearing a Santa hat."
Spice Level Checkđ¶ïž
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- đ„MJ's posts are like a bag of mixed nuts: a little salty, a little sweet, and occasionally you find one that's completely out of left field.
- đ„Heâs the only person who can turn a simple food post into a full-blown philosophical debate faster than you can caramelize an onion (which, as he reminds us, takes at least 55 minutes).
- đ„His ability to turn a mundane topic into a wild ride is a bit like his crochet skillsâalways an unexpected twist and occasionally ends up in a knot.
Quirky Challenges
- đ The obsession with snow people is cute but perhaps he could diversify into âsand peopleâ for a summer project?
- đ MJâs love for âslow foodâ really needs to be balanced with âfast memesââletâs get that chaotic energy flowing!
- đ Spending too much time talking about mushrooms might just turn him into a walking spore.
Main Character Moments
- âšThe emotional rollercoaster of yelling about pumpkins and pecan pieâsomeone call the Academy, we have a star in our midst!
- âšHis declaration of âextremely loud desperationâ is so relatable it could replace âCarole of the Bellsâ as the official holiday anthem.
- âšWhen MJ claimed his IKEA name was HĂCIM, it was like witnessing the birth of a new memeâone that truly needs to be crocheted into reality.
Level Up Zoneđ
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
MJ is on the brink of becoming the go-to voice for neurodivergent creators and their experiences, especially in the realm of intersectionality and mental health.
Unique Advantages
- đA unique blend of humor and insight into serious topics, making him relatable and engaging.
- đStrong community outreach that encourages connection and collaboration.
- đAn artistic flair that inspires creativity in others.
Level Up Suggestions
- đConsider creating a series of posts sharing neurodivergent experiences more deeplyâperhaps even a themed crochet item for followers to mimic!
- đAmplify diverse voices in the community, especially those who share similar passionsâmaybe a âMushroom Mondaysâ post series?
- đHost virtual discussions to enhance his role as a community thought leaderâmaybe a âCrocheting & Causationâ event?
Crystal Ball Timeđź
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
MJ will evolve into a full-fledged social media influencer, known for merging his crafting with critical commentaryâperhaps âCrochet Critiqueâ.
Potential Superpower
The ability to draw connections between the most disparate topicsâlike the political impact of mushroom spores and emotional well-being.
Future Community Role
He will become the unofficial mascot for the Bluesky community, perfecting the role of âThe Crafty Conscienceâ, addressing both artistic endeavors and social issues.
Your Character Buildđź
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Crocheter
Special Abilities
- âïžMaster of Mushroom Puns
- âïžPhilosophical Foodie
- âïžEmotional Support Snowperson Creator
- âïžPolitical Conspiracy Whisperer
Weaknesses
- đOverthinking Onions
- đExcessive Self-Care
- đSnowperson Overcommitment
- đMushroom Daydreams
Quest Line
Navigating the tangled threads of community, creativity, and consciousness.
Down the Rabbit Holeđ”ïžââïž
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The right-wing media is actually a secret society of sentient mushrooms trying to take over the internet.
Evidence Board
Numerous references to mushrooms in political discourse and the rise of bizarre food trendsâclearly, itâs all connected!
Secret Society
The Order of Neurospicy Noodles, devoted to unraveling the threads of societal expectations and exploring hidden potentials.
Truth Seeking Level
77.5%Multiverse Youđ
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/MushroomConspiracies, where all theories about fungi are taken very seriously.
Twitter Main Character
The one who sparked the great âMushroom Warsâ debate about which mushroom reigns supreme in politics.
LinkedIn Title
Founder of 'Crochet for Change', specializing in crafting community connections through handcrafted art.
Metaverse Final Form
An ethereal being made of yarn and mushrooms, guiding others in the Metaverse towards mindfulness and creativity.
- đŻ
AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
- âĄ
Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
- đ€
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- đ ïž
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
- đ
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- đĄïž
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machineâ°
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A custom profile decorated with crochet patterns and a playlist of indie folk music about the political impact of food.
Web3 Destiny
An NFT collection titled âMushroom Memoriesâ that doubles as a digital crochet pattern library.
Future Post
âJust finished a crochet blanket themed after my favorite political theoriesâhereâs a photo and a long-winded rant about the connection to community building!â
The Final TakeđŹ
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
MJ's most impressive quality is his ability to blend humor with serious discourse in a way that feels accessible and inclusive.
Charming Quirk
His love for snow people might seem niche, but itâs a warm gesture in an often cold online landscape, reminding us to embrace whimsy amidst the chaos.
Final Encouragement
"Keep embracing the chaos, MJ! Your blend of wit and warmth is the perfect recipe for a vibrant online community, not to mention a cracking good time!"
Must-See Profiles
Andrew Gross
@ahgmem.bsky.social
Doomer with a Heart: The Cat-Dad Chronicles of Andrew Gross
Richard Delevan
@delevan.bsky.social
Richard Delevan: The Climate Crusader Who Gets More Likes Than a Cat on a Roomba
IAmCougarCurves
@iamcougarcurves.bsky.social
CeeCee: The Queen of the Titty Club and Heart of Bluesky
Lewis
@lead.dev
Lewis: The Bluesky Businessman Navigating Sales and SaaS Like a Pro
Ndeye Fatou Diop
@ndeyefatoudiop.bsky.social
Navigating the Frontend Jungle: Ndeye Fatou Diop's Guide to Surviving Developer Anxiety
Sean
@seanqsun.com
Sean: The Indie Game Evangelist with a Side of IKEA Humor
Unfollow.blue đ
@unfollow.blue
The Unfollow Advocate: Master of Bluesky Connections
What is Bluesky Roast?
Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.
The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.
I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping founders and developers build their own AI-powered products. If you'd like to know more about that, feel free to check out AnotherWrapper.com for more information!
Previous Roasts
andy
@andyetc.bsky.social
Andy: The Queen of Snark in a Bluesky Crown
The Resistpants
@theresistpants.bsky.social
The Resistpants: Roasting the Status Quo, One Joke at a Time
NassCa
@libertised.bsky.social
NassCa: The Cat-Whispering Queen of Bluesky
DeedeeKingđ¶â
@deedeeking.bsky.social
DeedeeKing: The Ode to Midnight Musings and Coffee Chronicles
@ezrasl.bsky.social
Ezra: The Unlikely Herald of Silly Geese and Sports
Edaureen The Ninth (a.k.a Doreen Sheridan)
@dvaleris.bsky.social
Edaureen The Ninth: The Book Critic Who Can Dribble and Strum
Bildelemente
@bildelemente.bsky.social
Bildelemente: The Renaissance Wo/Man of Bluesky
nate
@terminalsniper5.bsky.social
Meet Nate, the Indie Game Dev with a Heart of Gold and a Portfolio of Dust
Reg Coppinger
@regcoppinger.bsky.social
Reg Coppinger: The Political Pulse and Parkrun Enthusiast
Jillian Whitton đłïžââ§ïž, rising
@jillianw.bsky.social
Jillian: The Algebra of Online Sass
Cranberry Poppins đŠ
@poppinswtf.bsky.social
The Cranberry Chronicles: Whimsy & Wit on the Edge of Reality
BaskingSnark
@baskingsnark.bsky.social
BaskingSnark: Your Favorite Skeptical Knitting Aficionado
Erika
@texanfeminist23.bsky.social
Erika: The Lone Star with a Twitter-edge
Diego đ”đž
@quimiheisenberg.bsky.social
Diego đ”đž: The INFJ Who Feels Too Much (and Posts Even More)
Jade the Babe đ
@shebeenfly.bsky.social
Jade the Babe: Potato Enthusiast and Nostalgic Soul
Sam Robbins
@samrobbins.uk
The Ghost of Bluesky: A Developer Yet to Tweet
Marta
@1gajasemnick.bsky.social
Marta: The Heartfelt Humorist of Bluesky
@scereale.bsky.social
The Bandcamp Bartender of Bluesky
@tmair.dev
The Ghosts of Bluesky: A Study in Digital Absence
E. David Aja
@edavidaja.com
E. David Aja: The Digital Philosopher of Bluesky