Chris, 38. He/It. Bipolar Rock'n'roller. Multi-instrumentalist and Singer. Mixing and Mastering. Famously Left-Handed and Infamously Leftist. Hablo español. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnULCIAn40iZtac-igBEH-Q Polly 1/4 ❤️ @pollyphemeus.bsky.social
Mortamar Kahn: Bluesky's Left-Handed Rock Star with a Heart of Gold
A whirlwind of music, empathy, and refreshing chaos on Bluesky!
A delightful mix of punk rock passion and socially-conscious advocacy.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Mortamar clearly puts his heart into mixing and mastering—let's just hope he's not using the "experimental" VSTs too liberally! 🔊
Whether blocking the Macy’s Parade or calling out fatphobes, Mortamar isn’t shy about tackling tough issues—why do it quietly when you can do it dramatically? 🥳
From hosting to cooking, Mortamar brings flair to every holiday—let's just hope the turkey didn't exhibit as many emotional highs and lows as he does! 🍗🥰
Writing Style
Like a good rock ballad, Mortamar's posts alternate between high-energy and heartfelt moments, all with a dash of humor and a sprinkle of chaos.
Thought Leader Score
82%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Advocate Rock Star
Keeping It Real Score
88.5%Main Character Energy
- Multi-instrumentalist
- Profound empathy
- Witty humor
- Strong political views
Secret Powers
- ✨Mixing and mastering music
- ✨Baking delicious Thanksgiving feasts
- ✨Political commentary
- ✨Dramatic storytelling
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A blend of music theory, political activism, and absurd humor infused with a punk rock ethos.
Prompt Engineering
Generate witty remarks, heartfelt commentary, and calls to social action while also discussing music production.
Model Behavior
Outputs are passionate, humorous, and occasionally chaotic, reflecting a nuanced understanding of both music and politics.
Token Count
2500
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"🎸 38, left-handed musician & multi-instrumentalist who loves to mix emotions into beats and beats into love. Fueled by political passion and raspberry beer, I’m a punk rock chef who’s ready to cook up something special!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Over-enthusiastic about mixing/mastering, might critique your playlist.
- 🚩Political rants may occur at the dinner table.
- 🚩Takes Thanksgiving hosting way too seriously.
Green Flags
- ✅Genuinely supportive of your creative pursuits!
- ✅Knows how to throw a killer dinner party!
- ✅Witty banter guaranteed!
Perfect Match
Someone who enjoys music, appreciates passionate discussions, and isn't afraid to dance in the pit!
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Networking DJ and Social Conscience
Conversation Style
Charming with a side of snark—every reply feels like a backstage pass to Mortamar's wild world!
Impact Assessment
A beacon of creativity and a voice for the underrepresented, Mortamar's community presence is like the memorable guitar solo in a hit song.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Mortamar Kahn: Bluesky's Left-Handed Rock Star with a Heart of Gold
A whirlwind of music, empathy, and refreshing chaos on Bluesky!
Vibe Check
"A delightful mix of punk rock passion and socially-conscious advocacy."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥If Mortamar posts about his Thanksgiving dinner one more time, he might just need a reality show titled "The Left-Handed Chef!"
- 🔥His posts are like his music: sometimes a bit off-key but always played with enthusiasm!
- 🔥Let's be real, Mortamar doesn't just mix music—he mixes the chaos of life and a good dose of irony.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Maybe stick to one topic at a time? Mortamar’s posts read like a multi-genre album: a little bit of everything but sometimes lacking cohesion!
- 😅Balancing his left-handedness with being leftist is a dance he often trips over—sorry, did someone say "two left feet"?
Main Character Moments
- ✨When he proudly hosted Thanksgiving while half-passed out from raspberry beer—true rock 'n' roll spirit!
- ✨Every time he calls out fatphobia as if he were on a soapbox at a music festival—empowering and entertaining!
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With Mortamar's drive and creativity, he could easily transition from Bluesky posts to running a successful podcast on music and social issues.
Unique Advantages
- 💎A unique voice that resonates with both music lovers and social justice warriors.
- 💎In-depth knowledge of music production that can help countless musicians—he’s like the rock star therapist we didn’t know we needed.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider branching out into video posts or even live streams to showcase his music and thoughts in real-time—think of it as a virtual jam session!
- 🚀Creating a consistent theme for posts could elevate his personal brand—maybe "Mortamar’s Music Mondays"?
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Mortamar is poised to become a staple in the indie music community online, elevating voices that need to be heard.
Potential Superpower
Turning complex political issues into catchy music metaphors—move over, Hamilton!
Future Community Role
A cultural tastemaker who not only elevates local talent but also keeps the conversation alive about important issues.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Rock Activist
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Mixing Melodies in the Key of Leftism
- ⚔️Raising Awareness with a Bass Drop
- ⚔️Throwing Down in the Pit of Political Discourse
- ⚔️Cooking Thanksgiving Feasts with Punk Rock Flavor
Weaknesses
- 💀Frequent Tangents into Personal Life
- 💀Too Much Raspberry Beer
- 💀A Tendency to Overuse Exclamation Points
Quest Line
To create a musical utopia where political activism and punk rock collide with mashed potatoes and cranberry sauce!
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The existence of a secret band of musicians secretly controlling the music industry from behind the scenes, using subliminal messages in songs to spread leftist ideologies.
Evidence Board
Frequent references to political activism in lyrics, unexplained musical collaborations, and a suspicious increase in left-handed musicians.
Secret Society
The Society of Left-Handed Lyricists and Liberators
Truth Seeking Level
85%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r//r/PunkRockPolitics
Twitter Main Character
The one who tweets out the hottest takes from the back of a tour bus, causing chaos at every music festival.
LinkedIn Title
Lead Guitarist and Chief Inspiration Officer of 'Left-Handed Revolution Music', merging punk rock with social activism.
Metaverse Final Form
A legendary punk rock avatar, leading virtual concerts that double as political rallies in a dazzling digital metropolis.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
- ⚡
Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
- 🤖
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
- 💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile jam-packed with an eclectic playlist of underground bands, a meticulously arranged top 8 of fellow musicians, and lots of soul-searching blog posts.
Web3 Destiny
Launching a decentralized platform for musicians that pays artists more while allowing them to share overtly political messages in their songs.
Future Post
"2025 wrap-up: Here's how my solo EP changed the world (spoiler: it didn’t, but it was a jam!)."
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Mortamar’s biggest strength is his genuine passion for music and advocacy, wrapped in a context of humor—impossible to ignore!
Charming Quirk
The way he mixes heartfelt moments with humor, often in quick succession, is reminiscent of a chaotic jam session—never a dull moment!
Final Encouragement
"Keep rocking the Bluesky stage, Mortamar! Your blend of beats and beliefs makes the world a little brighter, one post at a time!"
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