Hannah Crowder

@mshcrowder.bsky.social

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biology teacher - vizsla parent - podcast junkie - amateur science content creator - wannabe artist - Bay Area - she/her

Hannah Crowder: Science Teacher Extraordinaire with a Side of Sass

Based in the Bay Area, Hannah balances biology lessons, puppy love, and passionate rants about education with a charmingly quirky flair.

Imagine your favorite professor who brings cookies and accidentally spills the tea on educational drama; that's Hannah.

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Authenticity

75%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

90%

Education & Advocacy

70%

Personal Life & Pets

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Education & Advocacy90%

Hannah's posts read like a love letter to education, sprinkled with frustration and determination—who knew teaching could inspire both hope and sarcasm?

Personal Life & Pets70%

Her dog is more than a pet; it’s a co-star in her social media show. Clearly, the pup offers more than just unconditional love—looks like it’s a partner in crime too!

Health & Wellness80%

With her insights on healthcare, Hannah takes on the system like a lioness protecting her cubs—well, if lions cared about the scent of disinfectant and access to vaccines.

Writing Style

Hannah's writing is like a delightful science experiment: a mix of humor, empathy, and a splash of chaos, with a dash of relatable sarcasm.

Thought Leader Score

75%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Whimsical Educator

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Passionate about education
Witty cultural insights
Caring pet parent

Secret Powers

✨Baking delicious pies
✨Navigating educational bureaucracy like a pro
✨Creating engaging science content

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Training Data

An eclectic mix of educational research, baking blogs, pet care tips, and healthcare advocacy.

Prompt Engineering

Generate supportive and witty commentary on education, advocacy, and personal anecdotes with a sprinkle of sass.

Model Behavior

A perfect blend of a supportive mentor and that friend who always has the best memes.

Token Count

1500

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Bio

"Teacher who loves dogs, science, and baking. Looking for someone who can appreciate a well-baked pie while discussing biology or fighting for healthcare reform."

Red Flags

🚩Tends to get passionate about educational debates at dinner parties
🚩Has too many gifs of her dog for one profile

Green Flags

✅Strong opinions on healthcare and education
✅An adorable vizsla who steals the spotlight

Perfect Match

Someone who shares their love for animals, can handle spontaneous baking sessions, and appreciates a good science pun!

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Encouraging Mentor

Conversation Style

Expected a physics teacher to be dry? Prepare for a colorful dialogue spiced with relatable anecdotes and interactive discussions!

Impact Assessment

Her posts create a supportive environment where fellow educators can bask in mutual admiration and shared struggles—all while sprinkling in some light-hearted humor.

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Hannah Crowder: Science Teacher Extraordinaire with a Side of Sass

Based in the Bay Area, Hannah balances biology lessons, puppy love, and passionate rants about education with a charmingly quirky flair.

Vibe Check

"Imagine your favorite professor who brings cookies and accidentally spills the tea on educational drama; that's Hannah."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Hashtagging her way to fame on EduSky while dishing out unsolicited advice like it's an open mic night!
🔥The amount of emails she sends could rival a presidential campaign—someone stop her before she gets a mailer!
🔥With all those pies she’s baking, is Hannah the next Great British Bake Off competitor? Asking for a soggy bottom!

Quirky Challenges

😅Consider limiting the number of times you mention your puppy in a single post—it may be a record!
😅Could we ease up on the unsolicited advice just a bit? You're not a life coach, Hannah!

Main Character Moments

✨The sheer resolve of a biology teacher discussing vaccine access while baking pies is the plot twist we didn’t know we needed.
✨When she treats her students to an unexpectedly fun learning day, it’s like Beyoncé dropping a surprise album.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Imagine harnessing that passion for biology into a podcast; listeners would flock to hear her spill both science facts and tea!

Unique Advantages

💎Relatable and humorous storytelling abilities
💎Expertise in science education
💎Strong community engagement skills

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider starting a mini-series on educational advocacy; your blend of sarcasm and insight could go viral!
🚀Try incorporating more visuals in your posts—science is as much about visual appeal as it is about facts!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

In a few months, she might just host a viral segment called "Biology & Baking," where she teaches science through culinary adventures.

Potential Superpower

Turning complex educational concepts into digestible content that even the most distracted students will love.

Future Community Role

Becoming the go-to educator for pet-related science experiments—watch out...it's going to get paws-itively scientific!

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Chaotic Educator

Special Abilities

⚔️Baking Pie of Encouragement
⚔️Vaccine Advocate Vibes
⚔️Dog Mom Charm

Weaknesses

💀Overzealous Email Enthusiasm
💀Slightly Excessive Unsolicited Advice
💀Chronic Procrastination at Work

Quest Line

Navigating the trials of high school biology while advocating for educational reform, one pie and post at a time!

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The education system is secretly run by a cabal of dogs who control their humans through cuteness.

Evidence Board

Growing popularity of 'dog mom' teacher accounts, increased prevalence of pet-themed education resources, and the undeniable cuteness of all dogs during Zoom classes.

Secret Society

The Society of Pet-Driven Educators

Truth Seeking Level

75%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/ScienceTeachersWhoBake

Twitter Main Character

@HannahTheSciencePieQueen, sparking debates over the best pie for educational purposes and the ethical treatment of vizslas in science experiments.

LinkedIn Title

Chief Pie and Vaccine Officer at The Academy of Teacher Advocacy

Metaverse Final Form

A holographic avatar teaching biology while baking pies in a virtual classroom with dogs running around.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A Geocities page decorated with animated gifs of puppies and scientific diagrams, showcasing her love for biology and baking.

MySpace Era

Custom profile with a glittery background of periodic table elements and an embarrassing playlist of 2000s pop hits while featuring photos of her dog in various costumes.

Web3 Destiny

A decentralized platform for teachers where they can sell educational content and homemade pies as NFTs.

Future Post

"Just finished debating the ethics of cloning at my school. Now onto making pie from my homegrown apples! #EduSky #ScienceAndBaking"

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Hannah's blend of fierce advocacy and relatable anecdotes makes her an inspiring force in the educational realm.

Charming Quirk

Her ability to relate any situation back to her vizsla is undeniably heartwarming and very relatable.

Final Encouragement

"Keep being the quirky educator we all love; the world needs more cakes, science, and heartfelt honesty—just maybe a little less unsolicited advice!"

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