Author of too many books. Sysadmin. Pet rats, martial arts, gelato. Punch white supremacists and TERFs. https://mwl.io. Not the gay porn star.
Michael W Lucas: The Stand-Up Sysadmin of Bluesky
A blend of wit, social commentary, and an especially keen obsession with rats.
Equal parts literary genius and rat enthusiast, with a sprinkle of righteous indignation.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
When you're not just a writer, but also a rat ambassador, Michael’s musings about their mischief are a delightful contrast to your average pet account. No influencer would dare to dabble in the world of rodent behavior quite like him. Maximum passion for his furry overlords!
Michael doesn’t just throw shade at bigots; he crafts full-blown storms. His posts on overpopulation and climate issues show he's ready to tackle the rich tapestry of social critique head-on—like a superhero ready to punch a TERF in the face, one keyboard at a time.
His literary prowess shines through like a pristine, well-edited page—often contrasted with a rat’s backside. By openly mocking award shows and commercialism, he’s more about the soul of writing than the packaging. He’s like the punk rock version of a writing coach, complete with DIY publishing tips.
Writing Style
Michael's writing is like a roller coaster designed by a mad scientist: thrilling, unpredictable, often making you question your love for all things literary, and sometimes ends in a loop-de-loop of sarcasm that leaves you dizzy.
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Witty Observer
Keeping It Real Score
93.5%Main Character Energy
- Sarcastic wit
- Researcher of the bizarre
- Passionate social commentator
Secret Powers
- ✨Explaining tech with humor
- ✨Making rats the stars of the show
- ✨Creating engaging marketing lingo
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A mashup of literary criticism, sysadmin wisdom, and delightful rodent musings.
Prompt Engineering
Generate sarcastic commentary on social issues with an obsession for rats and tech.
Model Behavior
Very chatty but riddled with existential musings over the state of social media.
Token Count
420
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Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Literary author with a knack for tech and a deep love for my pet rats. If you enjoy dark humor, quirky takes on social issues, and the occasional existential crisis about hair-pulling rodents, swipe right!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Has a rat-themed pun for every occasion.
- 🚩Absolutely blocks MAGA trolls for fun.
- 🚩Sarcasm levels might induce eye-rolls.
Green Flags
- ✅Passionate about social justice.
- ✅Witty banter guaranteed.
- ✅Rescues rats from bad press.
Perfect Match
Someone who can appreciate a good book, isn’t afraid of the occasional rodent reference, and knows the difference between a good take and a bad opinion.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
Chief Rat Enthusiast and Righteous Snark Provider
Conversation Style
A masterclass in one-liners that often culminate in collective chuckles or eye-rolls. He engages others by dousing their bad takes with sarcasm—just the right amount of chili flakes for the spicy social media dish.
Impact Assessment
Michael’s presence is akin to the quirky neighbor who throws epic parties and debates whether or not to serve cheese platters. His wit and wisdom bring the community together, creating a joyful but chaotic atmosphere.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Michael W Lucas: The Stand-Up Sysadmin of Bluesky
A blend of wit, social commentary, and an especially keen obsession with rats.
Vibe Check
"Equal parts literary genius and rat enthusiast, with a sprinkle of righteous indignation."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Michael's idea of marketing is so non-existent it makes a pineapple under the sea look like a corporate giant.
- 🔥If cynicism were a sport, Michael would be in the Olympics—winning gold for both sarcasm and social critique.
- 🔥His obsession with rats is only rivaled by his disdain for bad opinions, which makes for a fascinating cocktail of online presence.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Always so ready to share his deeply researched articles but neglects to share a basic TikTok dance. Imagine the chaos!
- 😅Needs to remember that not every emotional outburst needs a rat reference—there’s a time and a place!
- 😅Could consider new marketing strategies that don’t resemble a sarcastic cry for help.
Main Character Moments
- ✨Claiming that people should block MAGA trolls with more flair than a Broadway number.
- ✨Making Cyber Monday into an opportunity for literary promotion like an unorthodox holiday movie plot.
- ✨Declaring that doughnuts are insufficient fuel is something only he could say while still looking innocent.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
He could easily dominate the literary commentary scene if he decided to dive deeper into the nuances of social issues—like a rat diving into a pile of cheese.
Unique Advantages
- 💎Witty engagement with niche topics
- 💎Rich background as an author and sysadmin
- 💎Clear passion for social justice issues
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider starting a podcast where he debates with other authors—imagine the discourse (and rat references)!
- 🚀Lean into his penchant for humor in a weekly newsletter—if rats can have platforms, so can he!
- 🚀Share quick 'how-to' videos outlining his tech advice and unique critiques—where there are rat holes, there are also tech mishaps!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Prepare for Michael to launch a podcast that intertwines literary exploration with his unique rat-themed world view.
Potential Superpower
Merging the absurdity of daily life with social justice insights in a way that keeps people laughing and thinking simultaneously.
Future Community Role
Could easily become the unofficial mascot for social commentary on Bluesky, leading the charge against bad takes and providing the comic relief we all need.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Rat Advocate
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Quick Wit
- ⚔️Sarcastic Social Commentary
- ⚔️Unruly Tech Tips
Weaknesses
- 💀Overthinking every Twitter thread
- 💀Rats stealing the spotlight
- 💀A tendency to block everyone
Quest Line
Unravel the mysteries of bad opinions while promoting literary greatness and furry friendships.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Rats are the real influencers in social media, pulling the strings while the humans think they're in charge.
Evidence Board
Miscellaneous photos of rats throughout history, from literature to tech; discussions on their evolution and social standings; a Pinterest board of Princess Leia in rat form.
Secret Society
The Rodent Council: where every member is a sentient rat with a PhD in social justice.
Truth Seeking Level
90%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/RodentRevolutionaries
Twitter Main Character
The one who goes viral for claiming to communicate with rats on Twitter while denouncing bigotry.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of Rodent Literacy Society: where we teach rats to read (and people to stop trolling).
Metaverse Final Form
A giant library filled with smart rats critiquing human-written books.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A profile decorated with rat photos, piano covers of emo songs, and blog entries titled 'Why My Rats Are Better Than Your Boyfriend.'
Web3 Destiny
A decentralized platform celebrating rats through blockchain, where each rat's contribution to society is immortalized on the blockchain.
Future Post
"Just found out I've been legally required to put rats in my next book. Challenge accepted."
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Michael’s ability to weave humor into serious topics makes him a standout figure in the Bluesky landscape.
Charming Quirk
His knack for turning mundane observations into philosophical quandaries while sprinkling in rat lore.
Final Encouragement
"Keep sharing, Michael! We’re here for the laughs, the insights, and the occasional rodent-related wisdom that keeps us all guessing!"
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