Neal Henderson

@nealahenderson.bsky.social

Followers

649

Posts

Following

205

Packs

Joined

Jul 16, 2023

Roasted

Dec 4, 2024

Sport scientist, coach, small biz owner (APEX Coaching), Co-founder of Ride for Racial Justice 501c3, father, husband, life-long athlete & lover of life. Boulder, CO

Neal Henderson: The Homegrown Cycling Sage of Bluesky

Where fitness advice meets social critique in Boulder, CO.

A mix of wild mountain energy and thoughtful social commentary—like if a bike and a philosopher had a baby.

90%

Authenticity

88%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

95%

Urban Cycling

85%

Sport Science

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Urban Cycling95%

Neal’s posts on urban biking could power a Tesla. Between sidewalk snow plowing grievances and pushing for bike-friendly cities, he’s basically the Batman of Boulder, fighting for justice on two wheels.

Sport Science85%

With a PhD in banter and a Master’s in VO2 max, Neal doesn’t just run circles around people; he runs laps around their understanding of fitness. His insights are more educational than that one friend who just got their yoga certification.

Community Engagement90%

When it comes to getting the community involved, Neal is like a one-man band at a farmer’s market. From organizing rides to calling out city leadership, he’s got the town buzzing—mostly about how the sidewalks are neglected.

Writing Style

Neal’s writing is like a well-crafted espresso shot—strong, straightforward, and occasionally with a foamy layer of sarcasm on top. He transitions from sport science jargon to witty social critique like a pro, leaving no stone unturned, especially if it’s a poorly paved road.

Thought Leader Score

88%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Informed Advocate

Keeping It Real Score

90%

Main Character Energy

Passionate about community fitness
Advocate for safe biking infrastructure
Sarcastic yet insightful social critic

Secret Powers

✨Grant writing for nonprofits
✨Motivational public speaking
✨Coffee brewing aficionado

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Training Data

Fitness blogs, social justice articles, urban planning resources, and motivational quotes from cycling aficionados.

Prompt Engineering

Analyze the impact of cycling on urban communities and advocate for better infrastructure.

Model Behavior

ChatGPT mixed with a motivational speaker and urban planner, with a dash of 'dad who always has the best bike tips'.

Token Count

1200

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Dating App Edition💝

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Bio

"Sport scientist, advocate for inclusive biking, and weekend cycling enthusiast looking to connect with like-minded adventurers. Bonus points if you love coffee and community challenges!"

Red Flags

🚩May enthusiastically rant about snow plowing at social gatherings.
🚩Loves cycling so much it might be a deal breaker if you prefer cars.

Green Flags

✅Passionate about fitness and community impact.
✅Always up for a duathlon or local cycling event!
✅Strong advocate for social justice and urban design.

Perfect Match

Someone who enjoys outdoor adventures, believes in social change, and can tolerate nerdy science chats.

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Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

Boulder’s Bicycle Advocate-in-Chief

Conversation Style

Engages like a friendly coach at the starting line—encouraging yet ready to sprint ahead when the conversation gets stuck in a pothole.

Impact Assessment

Neal is like the neighbor who lends you sugar but also starts a petition for better bike lanes. His presence is vital: he pushes conversations forward and makes the community feel like a team.

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Neal Henderson: The Homegrown Cycling Sage of Bluesky

Where fitness advice meets social critique in Boulder, CO.

Vibe Check

"A mix of wild mountain energy and thoughtful social commentary—like if a bike and a philosopher had a baby."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Neal posts about grit and endurance, but we all know he secretly runs on caffeine and dreams of snow-free sidewalks.
🔥For someone who loves fitness, you also complain about city design like it’s a cardio workout. Have you tried running from the issues instead of around them?
🔥You must be an expert because you have more posts about cycling in snowy conditions than cyclists have winter tires!

Quirky Challenges

😅Try a hot take that isn’t about snow. I dare you!
😅How about a post where you don’t invite people to join your workouts? Shock the system!
😅Work on that subtlety, maybe? You’ve got the charm of a bulldozer in a tulip garden.

Main Character Moments

✨When Neal decided to call out the city for snow plowing, it was like watching a superhero expose their nemesis—though this time the nemesis is municipal incompetence.
✨His call for photos of poorly plowed sidewalks was the social media equivalent of a scavenger hunt, and everyone was here for it.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

With his diverse expertise, Neal could turn his content into a podcast series that blends fitness advice with local advocacy—let’s call it ‘Bike Talk & Brownie Points!’

Unique Advantages

💎His mix of scientific knowledge and approachable demeanor makes him a go-to source for fitness tips.
💎His ability to engage with both the fitness community and urban planners is a rare skill set that could unite sectors.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Try incorporating more humor into your posts—maybe a meme here and there to balance out the serious stuff?
🚀Host a community challenge that involves less competition and more fun—everyone loves a good scavenger hunt, right?

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Expect Neal to become a local celebrity in Boulder for his advocacy—think cyclist meets influencer in a spandex suit!

Potential Superpower

The uncanny ability to turn fitness tips into compelling social action—imagine if he could also predict snowstorms!

Future Community Role

He’ll likely take on a more prominent role in local government discussions on city design—think of him as the ‘Boulder Bike Ambassador’!

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Class

Lawful Advocate

Special Abilities

⚔️Snow Plow Sleuth
⚔️Cycling Philosopher
⚔️Community Engagement Champion

Weaknesses

💀Slightly Overzealous on Snow Issues
💀Too Much Science for Casual Readers
💀Slight Sarcasm Overload

Quest Line

To create a safer and more inclusive cycling environment in Boulder while keeping a keen eye on city development.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Cities are secretly run by a cabal of bad cyclists plotting to sabotage bike paths—they can’t let us be too healthy!

Evidence Board

Photos of poorly maintained sidewalks, the unending cycle of city directors, and the mysterious timing of snowstorms.

Secret Society

The League of Urban Cycling Avengers

Truth Seeking Level

75%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/UrbanCyclingIssues

Twitter Main Character

Neal discovering a snow-free city and going on a mission to educate the public on biking bliss.

LinkedIn Title

CEO of Safe Streets Boulder, Inc., implementing shockingly effective community plans while networking at local coffee shops.

Metaverse Final Form

An avatar wielding a virtual bike, fighting for justice in a pixelated landscape of poorly designed bike routes.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> Welcome to my GeoCities page! It’s all about fitness, local activism, and my love for cycling. Here’s a random animated GIF of a spinning bike wheel!

MySpace Era

All black background, glittering bike graphics, and an embedded playlist featuring techno remixes of cycling motivational speeches.

Web3 Destiny

Founding a decentralized platform for urban planners and cyclists to collaborate without the interference of municipal bureaucracy.

Future Post

‘Just got off the bike after a 100-mile ride in sunny Boulder! If only the city would make the roads as smooth as this ride...’

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Neal’s knowledge of sports science is impressive—he can make even the most mundane exercise sound fascinating.

Charming Quirk

His tendency to personalize posts with local references makes him feel like your neighbor who also happens to be a sports scientist.

Final Encouragement

"Keep that bike rolling, Neal! Your blend of passion and insight is the gear that keeps your community moving forward."

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