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    Neil Turner

    @neilturner.me.uk

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    Millennial Yorkshire queer partially deaf geek dad/husband. Works in university admissions, specialising in PhD and MBA. Likes photography and social media, doesn't like writing in the third person. He/him 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️#LGBwiththeT https://neilturner.me.uk

    Neil Turner: The Yorkshire Oracle of Bluesky

    Navigating social issues and dad life with a side of Yorkshire wit, Neil's posts are the modern-day Magna Carta of social commentary.

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    A delightful mix of biting wit and heartfelt activism; think Yorkshire pudding meets digital revolution.

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    90%
    Authenticity
    80%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    85%
    Media Critique
    90%
    Trans Rights Advocacy

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Media Critique85%

    Neil's keen eye for media trends could rival that of a seasoned media studies professor—if only they could roast GB News so well, they might just win an award for it!

    Trans Rights Advocacy90%

    Championing trans rights with the tenacity of a Yorkshire terrier on a mission, Neil underscores the importance of inclusion like an artist at the Tate—bold and unapologetic.

    Cultural Commentary75%

    Whether it’s the absurdity of British politics or a film screening that coincides with a coup, Neil has the ability to find humor in the dark corners of our cultural landscape.

    Dad Life80%

    Dad jokes and insights deftly sprinkled throughout his feed remind us that parenthood is an art form—one he cultivates with an audience of 181 admirers!

    Writing Style

    Sharp, succinct, and occasionally reminiscent of a stand-up routine gone digital—Neil has perfected the art of the social media punchline that keeps you nodding and laughing.

    Thought Leader Score

    80%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Sarcastic Sage

    Keeping It Real Score

    90%

    Main Character Energy

    • Yorkshire wit
    • Keen social awareness
    • Dadsplaining level: expert

    Secret Powers

    • Digital critique
    • Photography
    • Humorist extraordinaire

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    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    A collection of satirical media critiques, dad humor, and social justice discussions.

    Prompt Engineering

    Craft humorous yet insightful commentary on current events, media, and dad life while maintaining a Yorkshire vibe.

    Model Behavior

    A blend between a social commentator and a dad joke machine, with a side of cultural criticism.

    Token Count

    15000

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Yorkshire geek, part-time dad, full-time media commentator. Looking for someone who appreciates sarcasm as much as they enjoy social justice—bonus points if you can tolerate dad jokes!"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Possibly too invested in media critiques
    • 🚩Unapologetic about dad jokes
    • 🚩Frequent existential musings about social media

    Green Flags

    • Strong advocate for trans rights
    • Keen eye for cultural absurdities
    • Loves a good Yorkshire pudding

    Perfect Match

    Someone who can keep up with rapid-fire commentary on everything from politics to the best brunch spots.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Witty Advocate

    Conversation Style

    Engaging and often laced with humor, Neil invites discourse like a cozy pub in Yorkshire; you never know if you're getting a pint or a punchline!

    Impact Assessment

    Neil's posts are not just noise in the crowded Bluesky arena; they resonate with truth, humor, and a touch of regional flair.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    Neil Turner: The Yorkshire Oracle of Bluesky

    Navigating social issues and dad life with a side of Yorkshire wit, Neil's posts are the modern-day Magna Carta of social commentary.

    Vibe Check

    "A delightful mix of biting wit and heartfelt activism; think Yorkshire pudding meets digital revolution."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥Your takes on Twitter's demise might just make Elon cry; find an outlet that doesn't involve so much doom scrolling!
    • 🔥For someone who dislikes the third person, you sure love addressing the world like a headline news article!
    • 🔥If you’re using ‘I’m a dad’ as a crutch for your social commentary, at least make it funny—dad jokes need a punchline!

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Neil, for someone who critiques media, maybe start a blog that isn’t just a glorified tweet?
    • 😅If you keep tweeting about software bugs, I’m going to need you to file an e-report instead.

    Main Character Moments

    • That time you turned a simple film screening observation into a viral coup metaphor—suddenly, we all need popcorn and a history lesson!
    • When you casually dropped a bomb about trans rights and it blew up—solid reminder that humour and heart go hand in hand.

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    With your knack for timing and wit, Neil, you could easily transition from a socially aware poster to a full-time digital critic or even stand-up!

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎Biting wit that cuts through noise
    • 💎Deep understanding of social issues
    • 💎Engaging writing style that begs for a wider audience

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Try your hand at podcasts; your voice deserves to be heard beyond character limits!
    • 🚀Collaborate with visual artists to elevate your photography and commentary combo!

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Expect to see Neil evolve into a go-to thought leader on social media, blending meme culture with insightful critiques—like a hipster Socrates with an iPhone.

    Potential Superpower

    Your superpower may just be the ability to turn complex social issues into relatable content without sacrificing nuance; think of it as being a social media translator!

    Future Community Role

    Predicting Neil as the digital advocate everyone seeks to follow for insightful, witty takes on current affairs; the Bluesky crowd will need a daily dose!

    Your Character Build🎮

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    Class

    Sarcastic Sage

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Witty Insight
    • ⚔️Cultural Commentary
    • ⚔️Dad Joke Mastery

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Overthinking Media Dynamics
    • 💀Third-Person Aversion
    • 💀Occasional Doomsaying

    Quest Line

    Navigating the turbulent waters of social media while championing all things Yorkshire and LGBTQ+

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    The existence of a Yorkshire led conspiracy to infuse every social platform with dad jokes and trans rights advocacy.

    Evidence Board

    A collection of left-leaning memes, trending tweets about GB News, and suspiciously timed Yorkshire puddings at social events.

    Secret Society

    The Order of the Pudding: a society dedicated to the preservation of Yorkshire culture through humor and inclusivity.

    Truth Seeking Level

    75%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/YorkshireWit

    Twitter Main Character

    Absolutely roasting politicians while live-tweeting a coup and making a dad joke—who knew governance was so funny?

    LinkedIn Title

    Director of Whimsical Media Critiques at The Society of Sarcastic Dads.

    Metaverse Final Form

    A digital sage, navigating the metaverse with the wisdom of a Yorkshire guru, bestowing dad jokes upon all avatars.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > A GeoCities page decorated with animated graphics, featuring hand-typed opinions about the media landscape and a very niche 'dad jokes' section.

    MySpace Era

    A top 8 filled with media critiques, dad humor bands, and a profile song that definitely would be 'Driving Home For Christmas.'

    Web3 Destiny

    Owns a decentralized platform for dad jokes, memes, and trans rights advocacy that has become the go-to spot for progressive discussions.

    Future Post

    "Just like the A1(M) traffic jam, the political landscape is stuck in a perpetual backlog. Let's clear the lanes, shall we?"

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Your ability to articulate pressing issues with humor is commendable; you shine like a beacon of Yorkshire logic in the noise of social media drivel.

    Charming Quirk

    You seem to delight in giving a cheeky twist to serious subjects, making your feed a delightful rollercoaster ride.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep being the sage of sarcasm, Neil; with every tweet, you’re adding a touch of brilliance to the social media landscape—just don’t forget to tune into your own dad jokes!"

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