I write about fiction from the lens of a software engineer with nearing a decade of experience. Passion for board games "Best daddy in the world" - My daughter
Nick Holmquist: The Climax Connoisseur of Bluesky
Crafting fiction writing tips with the precision of a coding algorithm.
A mix of sincerity and software engineer precision, with a sprinkle of apple pie enthusiasm.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Nick has a PhD in Climaxology, delivering tips that would make any story’s peak more gripping than a cat meme at midnight.
If writer's block were a villain in a story, Nick would be the hero with a detailed battle plan to defeat it, complete with spreadsheets.
With the precision of a software engineer, he breaks down plot arcs like an elaborate board game strategy—every piece has its place.
Writing Style
Concise and algorithmic, like a programming manual for emotions, but just as effective as a dad joke at a family dinner.
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Thoughtful Tutor
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Fictional focus
- Board game buff
- Doting dad vibes
Secret Powers
- ✨Systematic problem-solving
- ✨Creative brainstorming
- ✨Rapid-fire storytelling advice
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Fiction writing tips, software engineering principles, and dad advice.
Prompt Engineering
Analyze writing struggles and offer systematic solutions infused with dad humor.
Model Behavior
An algorithmic storyteller with a dad vibe—delivering writing wisdom with a sprinkle of goofiness.
Token Count
512
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Software engineer who crafts fiction with the precision of code. Seeking someone to share board game nights and discussions about storytelling. Also, I’m a doting dad, so prepare for dad jokes!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Can turn any conversation into a writing lesson.
- 🚩Might obsess over story structure on a first date.
Green Flags
- ✅Passionate about storytelling and board games.
- ✅Great at listening and providing constructive feedback.
Perfect Match
A fellow creative who appreciates structure but isn’t afraid to let loose and break the rules occasionally.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
- ⚡
Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
- 🤖
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
- 💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Clarity Crusader
Conversation Style
Engaging yet methodical, like a board game night where everyone has too many rules to follow but laughs through it all.
Impact Assessment
With a penchant for structure over chaos, he transforms the creative process into something both approachable and hilarious.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Nick Holmquist: The Climax Connoisseur of Bluesky
Crafting fiction writing tips with the precision of a coding algorithm.
Vibe Check
"A mix of sincerity and software engineer precision, with a sprinkle of apple pie enthusiasm."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Nick's writing tips are almost as systematic as his sock drawer organization.
- 🔥His posts on climaxes could double as a manual for an overachieving espresso machine.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Encouraging more spontaneous storytelling—maybe a haiku or two instead of an epic saga?
- 😅Trying to tone down the engineering approach and embrace the chaos of creativity.
Main Character Moments
- ✨Sharing his struggles with writer's block like a superhero revealing their kryptonite.
- ✨His daughter’s quote in his bio, a testament to his dad skills—clearly, he peaks in the personal stories.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Embrace the chaos of creativity—a little unpredictability could spice up his meticulous approach.
Unique Advantages
- 💎Strong writing framework knowledge
- 💎Dedication to learning and sharing insights
- 💎Engaging personality with a relatable tone.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Branch out into other narrative styles—flash fiction and poetry await!
- 🚀Try posting more about board games; they could inspire epic tales!
- 🚀Consider sharing snippets of personal fiction—show us the Nick behind the tips!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
A flourishing community hub for aspiring writers seeking structure and clarity, led by Nick, the Climax Connoisseur.
Potential Superpower
Transforming writer's block into writer's clarity, complete with flowcharts and motivational memes.
Future Community Role
A beloved storyteller and mentor who balances structure with spontaneity, creating a unique narrative space.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Lawful Plot Engineer
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Climax Crafting
- ⚔️Story Structure Dissection
- ⚔️Writer's Block Exorcism
Weaknesses
- 💀Over-Organization
- 💀Sock Drawer Precision
- 💀Fear of Chaos
Quest Line
Master the art of fiction while battling the dreaded Writer's Block with systematic strategies and dad jokes.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Writer’s block is a secret government plot to keep creative minds from achieving their full potential.
Evidence Board
1. Historical figures struggled with writer's block. 2. High rates of block coincide with increased anti-creative policies. 3. The sudden rise of 'motivational writing seminars.'
Secret Society
Society of Unstuck Writers (SUW) dedicated to uncovering the truth behind writer's block and battling it with fun events.
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/WritingPrompts, encouraging chaotic narratives while secretly grading them.
Twitter Main Character
In another universe, Nick ignites the great 'Climax Wars' on Bluesky, rallying writers to his systematic cause.
LinkedIn Title
A tagged achievement for establishing the 'Structured Writing Coaching' business with testimonials from famous authors.
Metaverse Final Form
As a cherished avatar in the writing metaverse, he hands out tips like candy at a fair.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
- ⚡
Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
- 🤖
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
- 💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A MySpace profile full of writing playlists and top 8 friends composed entirely of fictional characters.
Web3 Destiny
Creator of the 'Decentralized Writer's Guild,' leveraging blockchain for collaborative storytelling.
Future Post
"Just finished my novel about a sock drawer that saves the world. Who knew sock organization could be so heroic?"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Nick’s ability to dissect complex writing challenges into digestible tips is truly impressive.
Charming Quirk
The dad vibes in his writing advice—it’s like being schooled by your coolest father figure.
Final Encouragement
"Keep whipping up those fiction tips, Nick! Remember, every great storyteller starts with a single word—just make sure you don't get stuck at the climax!"
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