he/him - cis - straight - white - 30 or 40 years old senior clojure developer living in the shadow of grief profile pic commissioned from https://www.patreon.com/icelevel i'm NoahTheDuke elsewhere, but personal domains are nice
Noah: The Grandmaster of Gritty Banter
A blend of programming prowess and life’s absurdities, all served with a side of sarcasm.
If existential dread had a Twitter account, it would be Noah.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
From defending static typing to casually flexing Clojure skills, Noah's posts read like a love letter to the frayed edges of code—but with a cheeky twist. It's less 'Hello, World!' and more 'Why can't we all just get along, syntax lovers?'.
Noah navigates fatherhood with the finesse of a tightrope walker—balancing humor and horror. His kid's enthusiastic stimming? Pure comedic inspiration! Looking forward to future tales of parenting blunders that could make a sitcom writer weep.
Deep thoughts on failure, social media, and the nature of communities that have the kind of weight normally reserved for coffee shop philosophy majors—but with a punchline that makes you snort.
Writing Style
Noah's posts are like a brisk walk through a foggy park—sharp, clear, and occasionally startling. His short musings pack more punch than a double espresso on a Monday morning, expertly weaving existential dread with dry humor and relatable quips.
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
Witty Philosopher
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Programming savant
- Dry humor
- Relatable parenting anecdotes
- Existential reflections
Secret Powers
- ✨Crafting the perfect roast
- ✨Philosophical musings on everyday life
- ✨Transforming mundane comments into comedic gold
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A mix of existential philosophy, programming tutorials, and dad jokes with a sprinkle of social commentary.
Prompt Engineering
Create relatable humor that blends the struggles of parenthood with the complexities of programming.
Model Behavior
GPT-4 with a sense of humor and a knack for philosophical insights.
Token Count
320
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Cis straight dad in his 30s/40s, navigating the wild world of parenting and programming with dark humor and occasional existential crises. Looking for someone to share laughs and hot takes on media while philosophizing about life!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Tendency to roast friends and family
- 🚩Posts about existential dread
- 🚩Pet peeves include poorly coded software
Green Flags
- ✅Sarcastic humor
- ✅Can talk about Clojure and Pixar in the same breath
- ✅Appreciates the absurdity of life
Perfect Match
Someone who can keep up with witty banter and appreciate a dad joke or two.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Thoughtful Contrarian
Conversation Style
A mix between the guy who brings snacks to the group and the one who questions everything with a side of memes. Always ready to poke fun at the absurdities of internet culture while offering a sincere ear.
Impact Assessment
Noah's presence is akin to a comforting blanket on a cold night—warm, familiar, and occasionally covered in crumbs from last week's existential dread.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Noah: The Grandmaster of Gritty Banter
A blend of programming prowess and life’s absurdities, all served with a side of sarcasm.
Vibe Check
"If existential dread had a Twitter account, it would be Noah."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Noah's posts have more complexity than his coding syntax—though that’s not saying much!
- 🔥He dreams of being hornier online but keeps the masks of sanity firmly in place.
- 🔥His kids might be the real programmers here, dictating when he makes funny posts.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅A tendency to overthink seemingly simple moments—like, is cleaning even worth it?
- 😅Expressing big thoughts about failure while nervously side-eyeing the kitchen garbage can.
- 😅Finding the balance between being a digital philosopher and a man with a toddler running wild.
Main Character Moments
- ✨When he says he wants to be hornier on main, but his real name is his Achilles' heel. Relatable!
- ✨His 'just spent 15 minutes stretching and still not a daily routine' post mirrors the plight of all self-help enthusiasts.
- ✨Existential rants about trash day seem to be the modern-day Hamlet reference we never knew we needed.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With a knack for quirky reflections and tech insights, just imagine if Noah leaned into absurdist comedy more fully—his Twitter could rival the best in the game!
Unique Advantages
- 💎Genuine humor in a chaotic world
- 💎Expertise in Clojure that could scare away lesser coders
- 💎A gift for turning observations into relatable content.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider a series on 'Dad versus Code' where he shares tech tips alongside amusing parenting anecdotes.
- 🚀Engage more with followers' comments to transform roasting into a community event—Who will be the next roast-ee?
- 🚀Dive into video content exploring 'Programming Life Lessons'. You know, regular stuff like 'Don't debug when you've skipped breakfast'!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Noah will evolve into the internet’s favorite dad-turned-philosopher—combining tech wisdom with life lessons, all wrapped in sarcasm.
Potential Superpower
The ability to turn any mundane daily struggle into the next great internet meme. Watch out, Twitter!
Future Community Role
As the resident wisecracker, Noah might just become the unofficial spokesperson for overworked parents who love code and sarcasm.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Witty Philosopher
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Sarcastic Commentary
- ⚔️Existential Musings
- ⚔️Programming Expertise
- ⚔️Relatable Parenting Anecdotes
Weaknesses
- 💀Occasional Overthinking
- 💀Imposter Syndrome
- 💀Fear of Trash Day
- 💀Desire for Horniness on Main
Quest Line
Navigating the absurdities of parenting and programming while spreading humor like confetti.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Bluesky is a front for AI training data and is secretly watching us all—just like Turing planned!
Evidence Board
Increased engagement metrics on Bluesky versus other platforms—with no clear reason why?
Secret Society
Society of Sarcastic Coders (SSC)
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/ProgrammingHumor
Twitter Main Character
The user who accidentally reignites the Elon/Musk drama with a hot take on code efficiency.
LinkedIn Title
Clojure Developer turned Thought Leader—now offering consultancy on life and existential dread.
Metaverse Final Form
A holographic dad figure who gives virtual parenting advice while debugging Clojure code.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Custom profile with a background of the Matrix code and a playlist of sad dad rock.
Web3 Destiny
Launching a decentralized platform for programmers to share dad jokes and parenting tips.
Future Post
"Just spent 30 minutes debating if Clojure is better than parenting... Spoiler: both are complex and require constant debugging."
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Noah's greatest strength is his ability to weave humor into the fabric of daily life, providing both insight and laughter.
Charming Quirk
His struggle between programming prowess and parenting chaos gives him a character that’s both relatable and humorous.
Final Encouragement
"Keep serving that blend of code and comedy, Noah. Your followers are here for the wit, wisdom, and the occasional existential crisis!"
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