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    Noah

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    he/him - cis - straight - white - 30 or 40 years old senior clojure developer living in the shadow of grief profile pic commissioned from https://www.patreon.com/icelevel i'm NoahTheDuke elsewhere, but personal domains are nice

    Noah: The Grandmaster of Gritty Banter

    A blend of programming prowess and life’s absurdities, all served with a side of sarcasm.

    "

    If existential dread had a Twitter account, it would be Noah.

    "
    85%
    Authenticity
    75%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    70%
    Programming
    60%
    Parenting

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Programming70%

    From defending static typing to casually flexing Clojure skills, Noah's posts read like a love letter to the frayed edges of code—but with a cheeky twist. It's less 'Hello, World!' and more 'Why can't we all just get along, syntax lovers?'.

    Parenting60%

    Noah navigates fatherhood with the finesse of a tightrope walker—balancing humor and horror. His kid's enthusiastic stimming? Pure comedic inspiration! Looking forward to future tales of parenting blunders that could make a sitcom writer weep.

    Existential Musings80%

    Deep thoughts on failure, social media, and the nature of communities that have the kind of weight normally reserved for coffee shop philosophy majors—but with a punchline that makes you snort.

    Writing Style

    Noah's posts are like a brisk walk through a foggy park—sharp, clear, and occasionally startling. His short musings pack more punch than a double espresso on a Monday morning, expertly weaving existential dread with dry humor and relatable quips.

    Thought Leader Score

    75%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    Witty Philosopher

    Keeping It Real Score

    85%

    Main Character Energy

    • Programming savant
    • Dry humor
    • Relatable parenting anecdotes
    • Existential reflections

    Secret Powers

    • Crafting the perfect roast
    • Philosophical musings on everyday life
    • Transforming mundane comments into comedic gold

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    A mix of existential philosophy, programming tutorials, and dad jokes with a sprinkle of social commentary.

    Prompt Engineering

    Create relatable humor that blends the struggles of parenthood with the complexities of programming.

    Model Behavior

    GPT-4 with a sense of humor and a knack for philosophical insights.

    Token Count

    320

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Cis straight dad in his 30s/40s, navigating the wild world of parenting and programming with dark humor and occasional existential crises. Looking for someone to share laughs and hot takes on media while philosophizing about life!"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Tendency to roast friends and family
    • 🚩Posts about existential dread
    • 🚩Pet peeves include poorly coded software

    Green Flags

    • Sarcastic humor
    • Can talk about Clojure and Pixar in the same breath
    • Appreciates the absurdity of life

    Perfect Match

    Someone who can keep up with witty banter and appreciate a dad joke or two.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Thoughtful Contrarian

    Conversation Style

    A mix between the guy who brings snacks to the group and the one who questions everything with a side of memes. Always ready to poke fun at the absurdities of internet culture while offering a sincere ear.

    Impact Assessment

    Noah's presence is akin to a comforting blanket on a cold night—warm, familiar, and occasionally covered in crumbs from last week's existential dread.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    Noah: The Grandmaster of Gritty Banter

    A blend of programming prowess and life’s absurdities, all served with a side of sarcasm.

    Vibe Check

    "If existential dread had a Twitter account, it would be Noah."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥Noah's posts have more complexity than his coding syntax—though that’s not saying much!
    • 🔥He dreams of being hornier online but keeps the masks of sanity firmly in place.
    • 🔥His kids might be the real programmers here, dictating when he makes funny posts.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅A tendency to overthink seemingly simple moments—like, is cleaning even worth it?
    • 😅Expressing big thoughts about failure while nervously side-eyeing the kitchen garbage can.
    • 😅Finding the balance between being a digital philosopher and a man with a toddler running wild.

    Main Character Moments

    • When he says he wants to be hornier on main, but his real name is his Achilles' heel. Relatable!
    • His 'just spent 15 minutes stretching and still not a daily routine' post mirrors the plight of all self-help enthusiasts.
    • Existential rants about trash day seem to be the modern-day Hamlet reference we never knew we needed.

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    With a knack for quirky reflections and tech insights, just imagine if Noah leaned into absurdist comedy more fully—his Twitter could rival the best in the game!

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎Genuine humor in a chaotic world
    • 💎Expertise in Clojure that could scare away lesser coders
    • 💎A gift for turning observations into relatable content.

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Consider a series on 'Dad versus Code' where he shares tech tips alongside amusing parenting anecdotes.
    • 🚀Engage more with followers' comments to transform roasting into a community event—Who will be the next roast-ee?
    • 🚀Dive into video content exploring 'Programming Life Lessons'. You know, regular stuff like 'Don't debug when you've skipped breakfast'!

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Noah will evolve into the internet’s favorite dad-turned-philosopher—combining tech wisdom with life lessons, all wrapped in sarcasm.

    Potential Superpower

    The ability to turn any mundane daily struggle into the next great internet meme. Watch out, Twitter!

    Future Community Role

    As the resident wisecracker, Noah might just become the unofficial spokesperson for overworked parents who love code and sarcasm.

    Your Character Build🎮

    If life was an RPG...

    Class

    Witty Philosopher

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Sarcastic Commentary
    • ⚔️Existential Musings
    • ⚔️Programming Expertise
    • ⚔️Relatable Parenting Anecdotes

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Occasional Overthinking
    • 💀Imposter Syndrome
    • 💀Fear of Trash Day
    • 💀Desire for Horniness on Main

    Quest Line

    Navigating the absurdities of parenting and programming while spreading humor like confetti.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    Bluesky is a front for AI training data and is secretly watching us all—just like Turing planned!

    Evidence Board

    Increased engagement metrics on Bluesky versus other platforms—with no clear reason why?

    Secret Society

    Society of Sarcastic Coders (SSC)

    Truth Seeking Level

    75%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/ProgrammingHumor

    Twitter Main Character

    The user who accidentally reignites the Elon/Musk drama with a hot take on code efficiency.

    LinkedIn Title

    Clojure Developer turned Thought Leader—now offering consultancy on life and existential dread.

    Metaverse Final Form

    A holographic dad figure who gives virtual parenting advice while debugging Clojure code.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > An early GeoCities page filled with animated GIFs of cats and rants about static typing.

    MySpace Era

    Custom profile with a background of the Matrix code and a playlist of sad dad rock.

    Web3 Destiny

    Launching a decentralized platform for programmers to share dad jokes and parenting tips.

    Future Post

    "Just spent 30 minutes debating if Clojure is better than parenting... Spoiler: both are complex and require constant debugging."

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Noah's greatest strength is his ability to weave humor into the fabric of daily life, providing both insight and laughter.

    Charming Quirk

    His struggle between programming prowess and parenting chaos gives him a character that’s both relatable and humorous.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep serving that blend of code and comedy, Noah. Your followers are here for the wit, wisdom, and the occasional existential crisis!"

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