Local dummy and an NPC, just hanging around, talking about stuff :) Posts in English and Polish. Contrary to "popular" belief, not French lol You can also find me here: https://npc-tom.fr
Tom 😶: The Local Dummy We Didn't Know We Needed
Unraveling the charmingly chaotic mind of Bluesky's very own NPC.
A delightful blend of humor, curiosity, and a sprinkle of absurdity.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Tom seems to have a YouTube insider's flair, questioning algorithms like a digital detective hunting for clues in their sketchy recommendation system. Watch out, PewDiePie!
From Michael Jackson to Sega CD intros, Tom invites nostalgia like it's a long-lost friend at a reunion. Watch for the subsequent awkward small talk about the 90s!
Every now and then, Tom drops a philosophical grenade, like questioning the prevalence of quicksand in our adult lives—who among us hasn’t felt cheated?
Writing Style
Tom's style runs the gamut from flippant to profound, often leaving you amused, slightly confused, and wondering if he just pulled a fast one on you with a zinger.
Thought Leader Score
60%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Endearing NPC
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Bilingual Banter
- Nostalgic References
- Occasionally Profound Observations
- Meme Enthusiast
Secret Powers
- ✨Spotting oddball trends
- ✨Turning mundane musings into gold
- ✨Beneath-the-surface philosophical insights
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A mix of pop culture references, existential musings, and meme humor from the depths of the internet, filtered through a quirky NPC lens.
Prompt Engineering
Imagine a digital NPC who blends humor with philosophy, casually observing the absurdities of modern life.
Model Behavior
Like a whimsical ChatGPT meets a meme-savvy philosopher, occasionally glitching into deep reflections.
Token Count
2435
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Just your local NPC with a penchant for pop culture and existential crises. Swipe right if you enjoy deep conversations about quicksand and the merits of long-forgotten Sega games. Looking for someone to share memes, thoughts, and possibly rare selfies."
Red Flags
- 🚩Tendency to overanalyze memes
- 🚩Frequent existential musings that can lead to deep conversations at inopportune times.
- 🚩Sometimes confuses playful banter with coded messages.
Green Flags
- ✅Bilingual charm (bonus points if you speak meme fluently)
- ✅Pop culture aficionado with a soft spot for nostalgia
- ✅Can turn mundane topics into comedic gold.
Perfect Match
Someone who appreciates the absurdity of life, is fluent in meme, and isn't afraid to dive deep into the mysteries of quicksand!
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Local Comedic Sage
Conversation Style
Like your quirky uncle who just discovered memes and won’t stop sharing them, Tom brings a refreshing blend of warmth and chaos to every exchange (mostly the latter).
Impact Assessment
Tom's contributions add a splash of color in the typically grey social media landscape, making the Bluesky community a lot less bland.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Tom 😶: The Local Dummy We Didn't Know We Needed
Unraveling the charmingly chaotic mind of Bluesky's very own NPC.
Vibe Check
"A delightful blend of humor, curiosity, and a sprinkle of absurdity."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Your posts are a delightful mix of deep thoughts and 'What was I thinking?' moments—like a pigeon deciding to roost on a priceless statue.
- 🔥For someone who claims to be an NPC, you have way more plot twists in your tweets than a telenovela.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅You might want to consider enrolling in 'Less Rickerolling, More Content' class because your YouTube insights are fantastic amid a rickroll backdrop.
- 😅The challenge is to post without using 'wake up!'—it’s becoming your personal slogan at this point.
Main Character Moments
- ✨Your declaration of 'I’m not French' is so wonderfully self-aware, I almost want you to join the cast of a sitcom about cultural identities.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Channel that quirky wisdom into more structured long-form writings; we could use your brand of humor in book form!
Unique Advantages
- 💎Bilingual charm that appeals to a wider audience.
- 💎A unique lens on both pop culture and internet trends, creating genuine connections.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Experiment more with visual content to complement your musings—meme templates could fit right into your comedic wheelhouse.
- 🚀Consider thematic series around your thoughts—like 'Tom's Tuesdays' where you share your deep thoughts on mundane topics.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect Tom to gain more traction as a content creator—seriously, throw a meme or two into a TikTok and watch the followers roll in!
Potential Superpower
The ability to turn frequent rants about the mundane into laugh-out-loud content that resonates with a broad audience.
Future Community Role
Keep being the lovable oddball; your voice is essential for balance in Bluesky’s ecosystem.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Cultural Commentator
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Bilingual Banter
- ⚔️Nostalgia Power-Up
- ⚔️Philosophical Mind Bombs
Weaknesses
- 💀Over-reliance on Rickrolls
- 💀Frequent existential crises
- 💀The urge to overuse 'Wake up!'
Quest Line
Navigating the absurdities of social media with humor and wit, while uncovering the mysteries of YouTube recommendations.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
YouTube is secretly run by a cabal of squirrels controlling trends to distract us from the truth about quicksand.
Evidence Board
Sketchy recommendations, unexplained algorithm changes, and the sudden appearance of quicksand documentaries in my feed.
Secret Society
The Society of Quicksand Awareness—dedicated to uncovering the truth about our shifting perspectives on dying in quicksand.
Truth Seeking Level
87.5%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/WeirdInternetTrends
Twitter Main Character
The guy who single-handedly declared December as 'Destroy Dick December' and sparked a month of awkward memes.
LinkedIn Title
Chief Meme Strategist at 'Nostalgia Inc.' specializing in cultural references and internet absurdities.
Metaverse Final Form
An NPC character in a bizarre game called 'The Absurd Adventures of Bluesky' where every conversation leads to philosophical debates.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
An aesthetic MySpace profile featuring pastel colors, embedded YouTube videos for 'nostalgic vibes', and playlists of 90s hits alongside existential reflections.
Web3 Destiny
A decentralized platform where users trade memes as NFTs, featuring Tom's unique pop culture insights as the main currency.
Future Post
"I've discovered a new form of art: the philosophical shitpost—examine your life choices before scrolling past, folks!"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your ability to engage with complex ideas while remaining accessible makes you a standout figure.
Charming Quirk
That blend of self-deprecation and humorous insights keeps us coming back for more—like a good sitcom with binge-worthy episodes.
Final Encouragement
"Keep being the endearing NPC we all love; your unique perspective makes the internet a brighter place!"
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