Between salad and popcorn, Rafael embodies the culinary confusion of being both health-conscious and a snacker. His food choices are less about diet and more about philosophical musings, like 'is salad a cry for help or self-care?'

Whether it's Madonna's miracles or reminiscing about pre-messaging madness with MSN, Rafael has a PhD in pop culture nostalgia. His posts feel like he’s curating a mixtape of memories, hoping for a time where things made sense.

Rafael's tweets oscillate between deep existential dread and casual updates about his day, like a Twitter soliloquy that doubles as a diary. This existential crisis truly brings a new meaning to 'What am I even doing?'