“The car’s on fire and there’s no driver at the wheel.” Don’t bother following me hoping I’ll follow back. I don’t play that game.
Riding the Bluesky Wave: RM Rhodes’ Untamed Thoughts
A rogue wave of wit and social commentary crashing through the Seas of Bluesky.
Like a caffeinated philosopher at a punk rock concert.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
RM slices through political absurdities like a samurai chef wielding a sushi knife, impeccably dissecting hypocrisy and incompetence in Washington.
Exploring the nuances of race and class in America, as if RM were the philosopher-kings of the digital age, challenging the rest of us to wake up and smell the systemic inequities.
Occasionally peeking into their own life like Dorothy opening the door to Oz, RM contrasts personal experiences with greater socio-political issues, reminding us all that we’re in this together.
Writing Style
A blend of acerbic wit and thoughtful insight, RM’s posts read like a cross between a late-night talk show monologue and a college lecture, always leaving you both entertained and slightly uncomfortable.
Thought Leader Score
88%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Internet’s Uncompromising Sage
Keeping It Real Score
92%Main Character Energy
- Boldly political
- Sharp satirical edge
- Frequent pop culture references
Secret Powers
- ✨Political satire
- ✨Observational humor
- ✨Expertise in social justice issues
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A mix of political theory, social justice, and chronic sarcasm, with a dash of meme culture.
Prompt Engineering
Generate insightful yet snarky commentary on current political and social issues, laced with humor.
Model Behavior
Like a cross between a well-read philosopher and a sharp-witted comedian, constantly questioning the absurdity of life.
Token Count
15000
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Life’s too short for boring conversations. If you can handle a sharp wit and a penchant for dissecting the absurdities of modern politics, swipe right. I won’t follow you back, but the emotional roller coaster will be worth it."
Red Flags
- 🚩Strong opinions on the Salvation Army
- 🚩Frequent political rants
- 🚩Unyielding dedication to dismantling capitalism
Green Flags
- ✅Thoughtful and engaging discussions
- ✅Passionate about social justice
- ✅Loves quirky anecdotes
Perfect Match
Someone who can match my energy at a punk rock concert and still have a conversation about the caste system in America.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Provocateur-in-Chief
Conversation Style
Engaging yet unflinching, RM thrives on instigating discussions that might get you kicked out of a casual brunch.
Impact Assessment
An electric presence that challenges the status quo, RM is likely the person at the party who'll bring a thoughtful critique of capitalism while everyone else is munching chips.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Riding the Bluesky Wave: RM Rhodes’ Untamed Thoughts
A rogue wave of wit and social commentary crashing through the Seas of Bluesky.
Vibe Check
"Like a caffeinated philosopher at a punk rock concert."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Your feed is basically a masterclass in creating a virtual dystopia one tweet at a time.
- 🔥You’re here for the social justice but stayed for the chaos of Twitter’s wild west.
- 🔥If political commentary were a sport, you’d be a gold medalist with a penchant for trash talk.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Stop picking fights with politicians; I think they fear you at this point!
- 😅Try not to mix your packing boxes with hot takes—both seem to explode easily.
Main Character Moments
- ✨When you dropped that gem about volcano insurance, I had to wonder if you were secretly running a disaster preparedness agency.
- ✨Your posts read like a Shakespearean sonnet if Shakespeare had spent years on Twitter instead.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Consider parlaying your sharp wit into a full-fledged podcast; we need a solid dose of your humor and insight on air.
Unique Advantages
- 💎A natural storyteller with a knack for merging personal anecdotes into broader narratives that resonate.
- 💎A voice that could challenge norms while making us laugh—why not capitalize on that?
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Experiment with video content; your commentary deserves a wider stage—think TikTok or YouTube.
- 🚀Engage in more collaborations with fellow BlueSky creators for a dynamic exchange of ideas.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
I see a podcast in your future—'RM Rhodes: Unplugged' sounds fitting!
Potential Superpower
Your ability to make mundane topics feel like national emergencies should be your signature move.
Future Community Role
Future community leader, possibly spearheading a movement that involves more than just witty retorts but actual change.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Sage
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Political Satire
- ⚔️Social Commentary
- ⚔️Pop Culture References
Weaknesses
- 💀Ignoring DMs
- 💀Overanalyzing TikTok dances
- 💀Big Box Store Tipping
Quest Line
Navigating the Turbulent Waters of American Discourse
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The government is using weather control devices to distract us from their real agenda: resurrecting disco.
Evidence Board
Post-it notes filled with half-formed thoughts about pop culture and politics, connected with red string. Include that time I found out about water being stored in our toasters.
Secret Society
The Order of the Unfollowed—dedicated to discussing why following back is overrated.
Truth Seeking Level
65%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/PoliticalPhilosophyMeetsSnark
Twitter Main Character
The person who tweeted during every congressional hearing, live-tweeting their existential dread.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of 'Political Satire Inc.' with a mission statement that includes 'Tell the truth, but make it funny.'
Metaverse Final Form
A digital sage in a dystopian world, wielding a virtual quill to fight off bad takes and misinformation.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile featuring a playlist with punk rock anthems and a blog about the decline of civilization.
Web3 Destiny
Leader of a decentralized movement to replace tipping with a system based on meritocracy in service roles.
Future Post
"In 2025, I finally discovered a way to convince people to read the news without exploding their heads."
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your fearless approach to tackling complex issues with humor is unmatched.
Charming Quirk
That lovable stubbornness of yours, refusing to follow back, makes you the mysterious figure everyone wants to know more about.
Final Encouragement
"Keep shaking things up, RM! The Bluesky might just be the launchpad for your next big adventure."
What is Bluesky Roast?
Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.
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