SAP Solution Architect. Offbeat Techno. Computer/Video/Mobile Games. Sociology. Agnosticism.
The Techno Philosopher of Bluesky 🪐
A delightful mix of techno beats, cosmic wonders, and socio-political musings with a dash of humor.
Like a DJ at a planetarium, blending beats with the mysteries of the universe.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
From the Heart Nebula to black holes, you could have a space club! Just bring the techno and leave gravity at the door!
You’re like a political philosopher who just got off the techno train, ready to drop truth bombs at 140 BPM.
A sprinkle of handmade charm in a sea of cosmic chaos! Let’s hope your sister’s cards come with a techno soundtrack!
Writing Style
A cipher of cosmic metaphors and irreverent observations – your posts read like a science fiction novel written by someone who just took a few too many energy drinks.
Thought Leader Score
65%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Cosmic Observer
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Sardonic humor
- Passionate astronomy enthusiast
- Curiously insightful
- Techno aficionado
Secret Powers
- ✨Astrophysical trivia wizard
- ✨Cynical political commentator
- ✨Mixcloud DJ extraordinaire
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A mix of techno, politics, craft hobbies, and astrophysics.
Prompt Engineering
Crafting cosmic wisdom with a techno beat and a side of sarcasm.
Model Behavior
Like a mixture of GPT-3 and a party planner with an astrophysics degree.
Token Count
350
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Techno-loving SAP architect who believes music decorates time and is a proud supporter of Ukraine. Looking for deep conversations and maybe some cosmic dance-offs!"
Red Flags
- 🚩May post 5 times a day about how America enjoys suffering.
- 🚩Frequently mixes politics with techno – may cause confusion at parties.
Green Flags
- ✅Loves astronomy and a good mix of sarcasm with introspection.
- ✅Appreciates creativity in all forms, including handmade cards.
Perfect Match
Someone who can appreciate the gravitational pull of a well-timed joke and an impromptu dance party.
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Save recipes from anywhere
One tap pulls in TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, or blog recipes so nothing gets lost.
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Dinner plans in minutes
Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.
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Shop without overspending
Lists automatically skip what’s already in your pantry so you only buy what you truly need.
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See your pantry clearly
Snap a photo of your fridge or receipt and PantryAI tracks what’s in, what’s low, and what’s expiring.
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Keep everyone in sync
Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.
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Stretch every grocery dollar
Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Wise Guy Spaceman
Conversation Style
Engaging with a side of sarcasm, inviting deep thoughts while holding a disco ball in the corner.
Impact Assessment
Your presence is like a rare celestial event; it gets everyone's attention, even if they don’t know what to make of it!
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
The Techno Philosopher of Bluesky 🪐
A delightful mix of techno beats, cosmic wonders, and socio-political musings with a dash of humor.
Vibe Check
"Like a DJ at a planetarium, blending beats with the mysteries of the universe."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Your likes-to-post ratio is like the gravitational pull of a black hole – slightly concerning!
- 🔥When you post about politics, you’re like a DJ remixing the sound of crickets in an empty club.
- 🔥Your knack for cosmic insights is matched only by your talent for nihilistic humor!
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Sometimes your posts are like a black hole – incredibly interesting but hard to escape once you get sucked in!
- 😅You’ve got the energy of a techno set that starts too late – chaotic and confusing but we love the ride!
Main Character Moments
- ✨When you declared that 'Ukraine will be the end of the Russian Federation!' – talk about a plot twist.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With your blend of humor and insight, I see potential for you to become the Bluesky guru of cosmic truths!
Unique Advantages
- 💎A unique voice in the blend of humor and hard truths
- 💎Your ability to connect disparate topics is on another level!
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider a series on ‘Astrophysics and the Absurd’ to mix your passions!
- 🚀Maybe drop a lightman’s guide to tackling life’s biggest questions with techno as the soundtrack!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
I foresee a future where you host virtual techno parties streaming cosmic insights!
Potential Superpower
Your ability to find humor in the bleakest realities will make you the community’s conscience!
Future Community Role
You’ll evolve into the sage of Bluesky, mixing wisdom with beats!
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Cosmic DJ
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Astrophysical Insight
- ⚔️Sardonic Wit
- ⚔️Political Commentary
- ⚔️Techno Vibes
Weaknesses
- 💀Inconsistent Engagement
- 💀Tendency to Go Dark
- 💀Ambiguous Posting Style
Quest Line
To blend techno rhythms with cosmic truths while unraveling the mysteries of society.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The universe is secretly run by techno DJs who control humanity's emotional states through beats.
Evidence Board
Exhibit A: The rise of techno coincides with unexplained happiness trends. Exhibit B: Black holes are just audio cubes where DJs send their best tracks.
Secret Society
The Illuminati is just a bunch of DJing aliens trying to get us to dance better.
Truth Seeking Level
85%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/CosmicTechnoPhilosophy – where every post is a cosmic dance-off discussion.
Twitter Main Character
Engaged in a heated debate about the ethics of cosmic diplomacy vs. political nihilism.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of Cosmic Insights, Inc. – consulting on how to blend music, politics, and astrophysical theories for corporate retreats.
Metaverse Final Form
A DJ in a cosmic rave, spinning tracks while discussing the socio-political implications of space exploration.
- 📥
Save recipes from anywhere
One tap pulls in TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, or blog recipes so nothing gets lost.
- 🗓️
Dinner plans in minutes
Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.
- 🛒
Shop without overspending
Lists automatically skip what’s already in your pantry so you only buy what you truly need.
- 📸
See your pantry clearly
Snap a photo of your fridge or receipt and PantryAI tracks what’s in, what’s low, and what’s expiring.
- 👨👩👧
Keep everyone in sync
Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.
- 💸
Stretch every grocery dollar
Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile with a sparkling glitter background and a top 8 that includes famous astrophysicists and techno DJs.
Web3 Destiny
Becomes a digital DJ/astronomer combining immersive techno experiences with educational cosmic content.
Future Post
"Just discovered a new black hole; what if it could be an alternate dimension for the techno scene?"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your bold perspective on tough topics gives your followers something to think about.
Charming Quirk
The way you blend humor with serious subjects is like mixing flour and sugar – confusing at first but ultimately delicious!
Final Encouragement
"Keep stirring the pot, my celestial friend! The mix of insights and beats you bring is exactly what the universe ordered!"
What is Bluesky Roast?
Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.
The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping families and food lovers plan smarter meals with PantryAI. It pulls recipes from anywhere, builds weekly plans in minutes, and even checks what’s already in your fridge so you only buy what you need.
Previous Roasts
John Fugelsang
@johnfugelsang.bsky.social
John Fugelsang: The Social Media Satirist We Deserve
Jeff Dmoch
@freshtojeff.bsky.social
Jeff Dmoch: Educator by Day, Bluesky Warrior by Night!
Caro 🥒
@caromaus.bsky.social
Caro 🥒: The Powerhouse of Bluesky Rants
Clek Desentredeux
@desentredeux.bsky.social
Clek Desentredeux: The Glittering Advocate of Accessibility
🦇🤘🏳️🌈🔸️The Right Dishonourable Jennie 🐝🍆💖💜💙
@jennierigg.bsky.social
The Right Dishonourable Jennie: Chaos Gremlin with a Side of Wit
Tammy 🇺🇸🦅💙🟧🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🧑🏼🏫📚🌊🏝️
@educatorts.bsky.social
Tammy: The Optimistic Tornado of Bluesky
Sündenziege
@suendenziege.bsky.social
Sündenziege: Die ADHS-Queen der Bluesky-Welt
Dr. Alex Swan
@swanpsych.com
Dr. Alex Swan: The Professor Who Tweets in Cinematic Quotes
@sunflowerjulie.bsky.social
SunflowerJulie: The Flourishing Flower of Bluesky Resistance
lil rusty💦🥩
@lilrusty.bsky.social
Meet lil rusty: The Bluesky Connoisseur of Chaos
Ivana
@ivana331mendez.bsky.social
Ivana Mendez: A Basketball Fanatic with a Political Fire
Trisha
@readertrisha.bsky.social
The Short and Tall of Trisha's Bluesky Chronicles
Defund-and-Abolish (Rayanne)
@defund-and-abolish.bsky.social
Defund-and-Abolish: The Social Media Crusader We Didn’t Know We Needed
Gouache
@gouache00.bsky.social
Gouache: The Shitpost Sorcerer of Bluesky
Rocinante
@galador.bsky.social
Rocinante: The Spock of Bluesky, Fierce, Witty, and Totally Relentless
Janet ✌🏼♥️
@jab1963.bsky.social
Janet: The Kindness Crusader of Bluesky
SeasideGramma@TheBeach 🌴🩴🌊
@seasidechic.bsky.social
Sun, Sand, and Sensible Political Commentary: The SeasideGramma Experience
Gustavo Karkow
@gksh.dev
Gustavo Karkow: The Code Whisperer of Bluesky
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@adban.bsky.social
Kórzhin iz Adbán: The Game Master of Bluesky
@whataboutbobc.bsky.social
What About Bob's Bluesky Odyssey: A Paradoxical Saga!