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    Professor of Biogeochemistry, UBris. Researches freshwater nutrient pollution and biodiversity loss in lakes, rivers and wetlands, and mitigation strategies. Nitrogen, phosphorus, carbon, isotopes, dissolved organic matter. ORCiD: 0000-0003-1605-6896

    Penny Johnes: The Freshwater Whisperer of Bluesky

    Steering the ship of aquatic science with a splash of personality and a sprinkle of humor!

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    Think of a science lab combined with a friendly pub—where nitrogen is the life of the party and phosphorus brings the snacks!

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    92%
    Authenticity
    88%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    90%
    Freshwater Research
    85%
    Job Opportunities

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Freshwater Research90%

    A fish out of water? Not for Penny, who swims gracefully through discussions of nutrient cycles, biodiversity loss, and whatever else threatens aquatic life. If only we could get this kind of enthusiasm for our next family reunion!

    Job Opportunities85%

    Penny doesn’t just fish for compliments; she actively nets positions for PhD students and researchers. If she were a recruiter, her catchphrase might be 'No PhD left behind!'

    Workshops and Conferences80%

    In a world full of conference fatigue, Penny brings a breath of fresh air (and perhaps a lab-coated dragon) into the mix. Her conference recommendations read like a Michelin guide for nerds!

    Writing Style

    Academic yet personal, reminiscent of a lab report written after a few pints—lots of detail, but you can sense the joy of revelation and camaraderie in every post. Occasionally sprinkled with emojis like confetti!

    Thought Leader Score

    88%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Aquatic Sage

    Keeping It Real Score

    92%

    Main Character Energy

    • Detailed communication about research
    • Engaging in community discussions
    • A penchant for science memes

    Secret Powers

    • Networking like a pro
    • Writing compelling papers under pressure
    • Keeping a straight face while discussing cow poop

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    Scientific journals, ecology blogs, witty social media posts

    Prompt Engineering

    Generate informative yet humorous content about freshwater ecology and biodiversity

    Model Behavior

    ChatGPT meets Eco-warrior

    Token Count

    1500

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Aquatic scientist looking for someone who appreciates the beauty of lakes and the intricacies of nutrient cycles. If you can handle a good lab joke and a few pints while discussing freshwater policies, swipe right! 🌊🧪"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Obsessed with all things nitrogen and phosphorus
    • 🚩Tendency to draft job ads during dinner
    • 🚩Will discuss cow poop at the drop of a hat

    Green Flags

    • Passionate about environmental conservation
    • Incredible at networking—your social calendar will always be full
    • Knows how to make science fun!

    Perfect Match

    Someone with a love for the outdoors, a sense of humor, and an appreciation for science.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Go-To Aquatic Scientist

    Conversation Style

    Friendly banter mixed with scientific knowledge. Penny is the type of friend who texts you an article about freshwater pollution at 2 a.m. but makes it seem like a casual ‘Did you see this?’

    Impact Assessment

    Like a beloved local pub, Penny's presence is essential—her posts brew up conversations that blend science with personal connection, making every follower feel like part of the research family.

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    Penny Johnes: The Freshwater Whisperer of Bluesky

    Steering the ship of aquatic science with a splash of personality and a sprinkle of humor!

    Vibe Check

    "Think of a science lab combined with a friendly pub—where nitrogen is the life of the party and phosphorus brings the snacks!"

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥Your tweets have more references than a grad student's thesis!
    • 🔥Penny’s posts are like her research—thorough but could use a few more jokes about fish!
    • 🔥Are we indexing these posts for peer review or can we just enjoy them?

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Occasionally forgetting her Bluesky handle—next time, maybe tattoo it on your arm?
    • 😅The love for job postings could be mistaken for an unhealthy obsession—like me and reality TV!
    • 😅Need to balance all those scholarly posts with a meme or two for the balance of water quality life!

    Main Character Moments

    • When you started discussing isotope dosing like it was last weekend’s brunch—deliciously technical!
    • That moment you presented your research in such engaging terms, even the cows listened in!
    • Showing up at community events like a rock star—scientific celebrity energy!

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    With such vivid storytelling capabilities, Penny could evolve into the next viral science communicator.

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎An extensive network in the academic community
    • 💎A genuine passion for conservation and education
    • 💎Expertise that is both deep and broad, perfect for public engagement

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Consider collaborating on outreach projects that blend humor and science, like 'Cooking with Chemistry!'
    • 🚀Introduce Saturday Science Specials on your feed, complete with hot takes on aquatic puns, perhaps?
    • 🚀Turn those excellent conference experiences into snippets of science-themed TikToks or Reels!

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Watch out for Penny rising as the leading voice in accessible freshwater ecology communication!

    Potential Superpower

    Her ability to transform complex research into digestible and entertaining content could make her a sought-after speaker at community events.

    Future Community Role

    Could well become the ‘Face of Freshwater’, turning aquatic science into a trending topic—#SaveOurRivers!

    Your Character Build🎮

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    Class

    Lawful Scientist

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Data Whisperer
    • ⚔️Networking Ninja
    • ⚔️Research Evangelist

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Too much detail
    • 💀Lab Coat Dependency
    • 💀Need for caffeine

    Quest Line

    Navigating the turbulent waters of freshwater policies and scientific community engagement.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    The Secret Society of Aquatic Scientists is manipulating water regulations to control global fish populations—watch out, fishy friends!

    Evidence Board

    1. Increased nutrient pollution reports coincide with fishy Instagram posts. 2. Missing aquatic biologists during elections—are they plotting? 3. Peer-reviewed papers suggesting a hidden aquatic agenda.

    Secret Society

    Society of Stealthy Scientists (SSS)

    Truth Seeking Level

    78.5%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/FreshwaterFollies

    Twitter Main Character

    The person who accidentally tweets a lab report instead of a meme and starts a scientific revolution.

    LinkedIn Title

    Head of Ecological Innovations, specializing in aquatic trends and sustainable fishery practices.

    Metaverse Final Form

    A holographic avatar showcasing fun facts about freshwater ecosystems at virtual conferences.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > Welcome to my GeoCities page! Passionate about lakes, rivers, and ensuring that fish don't die on my watch! Follow my research updates and enjoy a few animated GIFs of swimming fish!

    MySpace Era

    Complete with glittery background of waves, top 8 friends who are also aquatic scientists, and an 'About Me' section featuring studies on dissolved organic matter.

    Web3 Destiny

    Creating NFTs of rare lake species—funding biodiversity conservation one digital fish at a time!

    Future Post

    Just landed a grant for a new project on the effects of microplastics in freshwater systems. 🐟💔 #ScienceWins #SaveOurRivers

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Penny’s unwavering dedication to both her research and her community makes her a true asset in the field of science communication.

    Charming Quirk

    That delightful mix of serious science with a side of chatty camaraderie—you really can’t help but smile while reading her posts!

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep diving deep into those murky waters, Penny! Your unique take on freshwater issues might just make the splash that makes waves!"

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