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    Chris Elijah🖖🏻🌈

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    lGbtq+, divorcee, asexual? dog lover. Sci fi and fantasy lover. Primarily Star Trek and The Wheel of Time, but also others! 🏳️‍🌈🇳🇴🇨🇦 and over the hill in life… often post random, pets, locations, thoughts. Mental Disorder & Comment in fandoms usually

    Chris Elijah: The LGBTQ+ Sci-Fi Guru with a Golden Retriever Sidekick

    Equal parts nerd, dog lover, and philosopher, Chris brings the musings of the multiverse to a backyard near you!

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    A comforting blend of existential dread and joyous pet ownership.

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    85%
    Authenticity
    65%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    90%
    The Wheel of Time
    70%
    Pets and their impact on life

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    The Wheel of Time90%

    Chris's love for WoT could warm the coldest of hearts—it's like a cozy blanket of nostalgia and lore, wrapped in recent drama.

    Pets and their impact on life70%

    Zazu, the dog, is the star of the show! It's like a buddy cop film where the buddy is a canine and the plot revolves around naps.

    Health and wellness60%

    In a world where Chris’s battles with his cold could be an epic saga, I can only imagine the plot twists and turns. Spoiler: Zazu always wins.

    Writing Style

    A delightful blend of casual musings and deep dives that keeps readers hanging on every word; it's like if a wise squirrel narrated a sitcom.

    Thought Leader Score

    65%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Quirky Academic

    Keeping It Real Score

    85%

    Main Character Energy

    • Avid dog lover
    • Passionate about sci-fi/fantasy
    • Musical aficionado

    Secret Powers

    • Spotting obscure sci-fi references
    • Whipping up random thoughts about life
    • Dramatic storytelling about mundane events

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    Sci-fi/fantasy tropes, LGBTQ+ themes, dog memes, and obscure musical references

    Prompt Engineering

    Create a quirky, thoughtful social media presence that oscillates between deep thoughts and cute dog pics

    Model Behavior

    Friendly, philosophical, with an affinity for pop culture and existential musings

    Token Count

    200

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Looking for someone who can handle my love for sci-fi, musicals, and my dog Zazu. Must appreciate existential musings and be okay with discussing Wheel of Time at length!"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩My dog takes priority in most situations
    • 🚩My hobbies may or may not involve wearing wizard hats

    Green Flags

    • I make a mean cup of tea
    • I can quote you the entire script of my favorite musicals

    Perfect Match

    Someone who loves dogs, sci-fi, and can handle philosophical debates about the multiverse.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Friendly Fandom Philosopher

    Conversation Style

    Engaging, with a sprinkle of sass—like a thoughtful dog barking out hot takes on life’s absurdities.

    Impact Assessment

    Bringing warmth and humor, Chris fosters a safe space for discussions, making Twitter a tad less scary and a lot more whimsical.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    Chris Elijah: The LGBTQ+ Sci-Fi Guru with a Golden Retriever Sidekick

    Equal parts nerd, dog lover, and philosopher, Chris brings the musings of the multiverse to a backyard near you!

    Vibe Check

    "A comforting blend of existential dread and joyous pet ownership."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥Posts like an over-caffeinated philosopher, pondering if the cosmos would prefer a Christmas this year or just wait until the multiverse aligns.
    • 🔥Chris’s love for musicals and sci-fi is like if you mixed glitter with your laundry detergent—unexpected but surprisingly delightful.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Might want to consider the concept of 'less is more' when you post about your many loves. We get it, your heart is a buffet!
    • 😅Could use a few less musings on how many kilometers you’ve walked unless you’re applying for a marathon—let's save some drama for our sci-fi epics!

    Main Character Moments

    • A heartfelt rant about the merits of queer representation in Star Wars that could make George Lucas himself shed a tear!
    • That time you shared a selfie at 41, like 'This is my epic saga, and here’s the proof!'

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    With a touch more focus, Chris could elevate their posts from delightful banter to rich storytelling that captivates an audience.

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎Strong connection to LGBTQ+ themes that resonate widely
    • 💎Deep knowledge of fantasy genres that brings depth to discussions
    • 💎A natural talent for humor, making complex thoughts relatable

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Consider creating dedicated threads for your love of WoT—epic battles, star-crossed lovers, and all that jazz.
    • 🚀How about sharing more of your cooking (or 'food experimenting') adventures with Zazu as your sous chef?

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Expect Chris to turn into the go-to guru for queer sci-fi fandoms, perhaps with a podcast or YouTube channel featuring Zazu as the co-host.

    Potential Superpower

    Master of the niche—watch out for the deep dives into the philosophical implications of fictional worlds that he could masterfully navigate!

    Future Community Role

    As they continue posting, Chris could morph into the beloved elder statesperson of their community, offering sage advice and random dog pics.

    Your Character Build🎮

    If life was an RPG...

    Class

    Chaotic Pet-Loving Philosopher

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Dog Whisperer
    • ⚔️Musical Lyricist
    • ⚔️Fantasy Lore Keeper

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Too Many Interests
    • 💀Chronic Overthinker
    • 💀Episodic Amnesia

    Quest Line

    Navigating the multiverse of fandom while keeping Zazu entertained.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    The universe is a giant simulation run by sentient cats making us believe we're in control.

    Evidence Board

    Odd coincidences in life, cats observing humans like they’re on a reality show

    Secret Society

    The Order of the Eternal Doggo

    Truth Seeking Level

    75%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/DoggosAndDrama

    Twitter Main Character

    The one who accidentally starts a massive debate over the best Wheel of Time character and ignites a fandom war.

    LinkedIn Title

    Owner of Zazu's Gourmet Dog Treats & Sci-Fi Podcast

    Metaverse Final Form

    Co-hosting a virtual journey through the multiverse with Zazu as the wise old sage.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > A GeoCities page filled with animated gifs of dogs and sparkly backgrounds, discussing why everyone should read Wheel of Time.

    MySpace Era

    A MySpace profile featuring a playlist of 90s boy bands and a bulletins section devoted to dog appreciation days.

    Web3 Destiny

    Creating an NFT collection of cartoon versions of Zazu as different fantasy characters.

    Future Post

    Just finished my 100th re-read of Wheel of Time. Still don't know how it ends!

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Chris's ability to blend humor with heartfelt reflections makes them a beloved staple in the Bluesky community.

    Charming Quirk

    Their habit of using pets as props in life's drama gives every post a sprinkle of joy—who wouldn’t want a companion like Zazu?

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep those sci-fi dreams alive, Chris! And remember, every epic journey starts with a bark and a curious sniff of the unknown!"

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