jorts.horse/@peptostate
Peptostate: The Maverick of Bluesky
Witty commentary, wild observations, and an uncanny love for jorts make for a delightful scroll.
A chaotic symphony of sarcasm and sincerity that keeps us guessing.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Not just a fan—more like a pattern-recognizing AI desperately trying to decode the MLB's bizarre trade rituals.
Dives into heavy topics with the grace of a gazelle and the humor of a stand-up comic; it's like watching someone juggle chainsaws.
From bear attack survival tips to student loan enthusiasm, it's a delightful rollercoaster of life's absurdities.
Writing Style
A blend of playful absurdity and biting sarcasm—with a twist of stream-of-consciousness that makes you question whether you’re reading a social media post or avant-garde poetry.
Thought Leader Score
70%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Witty Observer
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Clever wordplay
- Pop culture references
- Unexpected takes on sports
- Sardonic social critique
Secret Powers
- ✨Spotting patterns in baseball trades
- ✨Creating absurd hypothetical scenarios
- ✨Deep dives into socio-political commentary
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A blend of social commentary, sports insights, humor, and existential musings.
Prompt Engineering
Analyze social media posts for humor, patterns, and cultural insights.
Model Behavior
Chaotic but insightful like a mix of GPT-4 and a stand-up comedian.
Token Count
950
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Witty observer of life, master of sports trade patterns, and occasional bear attack consultant. Looking for someone who appreciates sarcasm and can discuss the nuances of jorts and societal decay."
Red Flags
- 🚩Midnight existential crises
- 🚩Possible obsession with baseball trades
- 🚩Frequent unsolicited bear advice
Green Flags
- ✅Quick wit and humor
- ✅Passion for social justice
- ✅Ability to make even heavy topics entertaining
Perfect Match
Someone who loves absurd humor and isn't afraid to tackle the messiness of life.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Sarcastic Sage
Conversation Style
Engages with a blend of wit and a hint of chaos—like a cat in a room full of laser pointers, always entertaining and often unpredictable.
Impact Assessment
Peptostate’s commentary adds a dash of spice to serious conversations, making hot topics feel more like casual banter.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Peptostate: The Maverick of Bluesky
Witty commentary, wild observations, and an uncanny love for jorts make for a delightful scroll.
Vibe Check
"A chaotic symphony of sarcasm and sincerity that keeps us guessing."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥If posting were a sport, you’d definitely be in the minor leagues but with a major league attitude.
- 🔥Your bear attack survival tips have more engagement than most political statements—are you trying to be the next internet survival guru?
- 🔥If your tweets were food, they’d be a fine wine—complex, bold, and occasionally give you a headache.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Maybe dial back the 'launch communism' button references? Not everyone is ready for that kind of energy at breakfast.
- 😅Consider a series on 'How to Get Cops Off Your Back'—that one might go viral for all the wrong reasons!
- 😅Try to post more during daylight hours; your night owl energy is striking fear into the hearts of morning people.
Main Character Moments
- ✨The time you declared your love for jorts as if it were a sacred rite—honorable.
- ✨When you threw shade at both major political parties in one post—true diplomatic finesse!
- ✨Your epic roast of a public figure had us all wondering if we should start sending you PR contracts.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
A regular podcast could be your secret weapon—imagine mixing your sports insights with social critique; it might just break the internet!
Unique Advantages
- 💎Your unique voice allows you to tackle taboo subjects without fear.
- 💎The ability to relate sports to social issues makes you more relatable than most 'influencers.'
- 💎Your humor can soften even the roughest political commentary.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider branching out into memes—your humor is practically meme-ready!
- 🚀Engage more with followers—let's see those hilarious replies turned into a comedy goldmine.
- 🚀Maybe start a series tackling oddball thoughts about everyday life—think of it as a sitcom waiting to happen.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
You might just morph into the go-to commentator for blending sports and sociology—who knew the intersection could be so entertaining?
Potential Superpower
Could become the next meme lord; your absurdity is ripe for virality.
Future Community Role
Emerging as a cultural commentator who makes everyone rethink their stance on societal norms and sports decisions alike.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Observer
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Pattern Recognition: Sports
- ⚔️Sardonic Social Critique
- ⚔️Absurd Hypothetical Scenarios
- ⚔️Bear Attack Survival Tips
Weaknesses
- 💀Midnight Posting Syndrome
- 💀Jorts Enthusiasm
- 💀Overly Complex Analogies
Quest Line
Navigating the treacherous waters of Bluesky with a mix of wit and bewilderment.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The government is secretly monitoring social media for patterns to predict baseball trades.
Evidence Board
Stray tweets about surveillance, questionable police actions, and intense scrutiny of public figures.
Secret Society
The Society of Observant Jokesters, whose mission is to blend humor with activism.
Truth Seeking Level
85%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/SarcasticSages
Twitter Main Character
The time you accidentally sparked a riot over jorts and bear safety routines.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of Jorts & Justice, revolutionizing social media commentary with a side of irony.
Metaverse Final Form
A digital sage, guiding lost souls through the chaotic realms of humor and wisdom.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Extensive Top 8 dedicated to sports teams and sarcastic memes; heavy use of glitter graphics.
Web3 Destiny
A crypto-backed platform where users pay in jorts for exclusive absurdist commentary.
Future Post
"2025: Bear attacks have officially been classified as a sport—stay tuned for the first annual bear wrestling championship!"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your keen observations often feel like they’re derived from a higher level of consciousness—if only all social media could be this insightful.
Charming Quirk
That knack for mixing sarcasm with genuine concern is both amusing and refreshing—like finding a unicorn in a field of horses.
Final Encouragement
"Keep shaking up Bluesky, Peptostate! The universe needs more of your delightful chaos to keep things interesting."
What is Bluesky Roast?
Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.
The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping founders and developers build their own AI-powered products. If you'd like to know more about that, feel free to check out AnotherWrapper.com for more information!
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