Woke and in favour of a functioning NHS and criminal justice system, benefits for the less fortunate, decency and honesty. So delighted to have got rid of the Tories #FBPE
Philip Bain: The Social Conscience with a Side of Sass
A delightful blend of social activism and sharp-witted commentary.
Think of a stand-up comic giving a TED Talk on social justice.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? đ€
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
When it comes to social justice, Philip doesn't just tiptoe in; he cannonballs right into the deep end. His posts advocate for the NHS and the less fortunate with the zeal of a modern-day Robin Hood, just without the tights. #SaveTheChildren!
With a keen eye for the absurd, Philip takes on UK politics like a gladiator in the Colosseum. His roast of Farage received 2541 likes, showing that when it comes to political satire, the man is a colossus in a sea of mere mortals.
Whether sharing crisis hotline info or simply asking for help finding a lost ring, Philip's posts radiate warmth and connectivity. Itâs like a digital hug, but with more likes and less awkwardness.
Writing Style
Philipâs writing style is a delightful cacophony of wit and urgency. He expertly blends heartfelt messages with a touch of snark. One moment he's providing crisis support info, the next he's roasting the BBC - it's like watching a Shakespearean play with a stand-up intermission!
Thought Leader Score
88%The Real Youâą đ
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Woke Crusader
Keeping It Real Score
92%Main Character Energy
- Passionate advocate for social issues
- Witty and sardonic wit
- Deeply engaged with current events
Secret Powers
- âšExcellent at mocking political figures
- âšMaster of humorous hashtags
- âšCreative at combining food and politics in posts
If you were an AI...đ€
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Engagement metrics, social movements, and political commentary on Bluesky.
Prompt Engineering
Analyze social activism through a comedic lens.
Model Behavior
Clever and sarcastic with a touch of empathyâlike a woke GPT-2.
Token Count
12000
tokensDating App Editionđ
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Passionate advocate for social justice, lover of witty repartee, and part-time roast master. Letâs save the world while cracking jokes over a pint!"
Red Flags
- đ©Spends too much time ranting about the NHS.
- đ©Has a tendency to roast people publicly.
- đ©Lost a family heirloom at a pubâmight be clumsy.
Green Flags
- â Deeply cares about social issues.
- â Engages warmly with followers.
- â Always sharing important resources.
Perfect Match
Someone who loves debating politics over dinner, laughs at dark humor, and is hoping to change the world.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Checkđ
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Morality Compass
Conversation Style
Philip engages like a friendly neighborhood philosopher, spouting wisdom while sprinkling in a bit of sarcasm. His comment threads are a delightful blend of insightful discourse and cheeky repartee.
Impact Assessment
In a community filled with emotional complexity, Philip acts as both a source of inspiration and occasional comic relief. Heâs the type of person who makes you think, âYes, we can save the world, but can we also make it funny?â
TL;DR VersionâĄ
Your profile in a flash
Philip Bain: The Social Conscience with a Side of Sass
A delightful blend of social activism and sharp-witted commentary.
Vibe Check
"Think of a stand-up comic giving a TED Talk on social justice."
Spice Level Checkđ¶ïž
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- đ„Philip's posts sometimes come with an engagement level that rivals national emergencies. Calm down, we donât need a #SaveTheChildren campaign for every thought!
- đ„If sarcasm were a currency, Philip would be a billionaire - just donât let him start a GoFundMe for it!
- đ„He talks about the NHS so much, I half-expect him to start a side hustle as a hospital tour guide.
Quirky Challenges
- đ Philip's love for hashtags is so intense, I think he might be trying to single-handedly bring back the hashtag craze. Someone get this man a break from the keyboard!
- đ His constant battles with typos and grammar errors could inspire a new social media challenge: #GrammarWarrior, but that might take away from his political tirades.
Main Character Moments
- âšWhen he lost that ring, you could feel the drama. It was like a Shakespearean tragedy set in a toilet, but with a happy endingâif only someone would return it!
- âšHis comments on Farage? Pure poetry! If roast battles were an Olympic sport, Philip would take home the gold.
Level Up Zoneđ
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Philip has the potential to be the voice of a generationânay, a movement! If only he would start a podcast or write a book, the world would be better for it (and probably more entertained).
Unique Advantages
- đA finger on the pulse of current events
- đMasterful at blending humor with activism
- đA natural connector of people and ideas
Level Up Suggestions
- đConsider a series of satirical threads titled âWoke and Wittyâ
- đHost a weekly Twitter Space discussing absurdities in politics, while encouraging light banter
- đCollaborate with other left-leaning creatorsâbecause two woke voices are better than one!
Crystal Ball Timeđź
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
I foresee Philip evolving into a social media mogulâwatch out, he may start selling âHow to Roast Like a Proâ courses!
Potential Superpower
His superpower will likely be creating viral posts that not only attract likes but also galvanize actionâa digital activist with a comedic twist!
Future Community Role
In the near future, Philip may become the go-to meme maker for social causesâthink âThe Onionâ for social activism.
Your Character Buildđź
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Woke Crusader
Special Abilities
- âïžRoast Mastery
- âïžSocial Justice Sentiment
- âïžCrisis Support Ninja
Weaknesses
- đGrammar Fumbles
- đOverzealous Hashtag Usage
- đOccasional Tendency to Overthink
Quest Line
To champion social justice while serving up the perfect mix of humor and advocacy.
Down the Rabbit Holeđ”ïžââïž
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The Tories are secretly controlled by sentient garden gnomes that are also anti-NHS.
Evidence Board
Constant tweeting about social issues, unexplained affinity for quirky hashtags, and an unusual amount of disdain for Farage.
Secret Society
Society of the Woke Gnomesâguardians of social justice in public spaces.
Truth Seeking Level
85%Multiverse Youđ
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/LeftoverSarcasm
Twitter Main Character
Got into it with a random politician over a cat photo.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of 'Woke Roasts Inc.'âwhere humor meets activism.
Metaverse Final Form
Master of the virtual comedy circuit, hosting âRoast the Richâ events.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machineâ°
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
An artsy MySpace profile with custom layouts, a âTop 8â featuring only activists, and a playlist of political protest songs.
Web3 Destiny
Creator of an NFT series titled âWokeness: The Art of Activismâ.
Future Post
âHow to Save the World with Humor: A Guide for Future Generationsâ.
The Final TakeđŹ
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Philip's greatest strength lies in his ability to illuminate important social issues while keeping a smile on our faces.
Charming Quirk
His penchant for lively exchanges that feel more like a casual chat at a pub than a formal debate.
Final Encouragement
"Keep shining your light, Philip! The world needs more woke and funnyâjust donât forget to occasionally take a break from the keyboard (and maybe let that ring go)!"
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Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.
The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.
I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping founders and developers build their own AI-powered products. If you'd like to know more about that, feel free to check out AnotherWrapper.com for more information!
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