What is Bluesky Roast?

Doomer with a Heart: The Cat-Dad Chronicles of Andrew Gross

IAmCougarCurves

@iamcougarcurves.bsky.social

95%

CeeCee: The Queen of the Titty Club and Heart of Bluesky

Ndeye Fatou Diop

@ndeyefatoudiop.bsky.social

Navigating the Frontend Jungle: Ndeye Fatou Diop's Guide to Surviving Developer Anxiety

Lewis

@lead.dev

Lewis: The Bluesky Businessman Navigating Sales and SaaS Like a Pro

Unfollow.blue 💙

@unfollow.blue

The Unfollow Advocate: Master of Bluesky Connections

Sean

@seanqsun.com

Sean: The Indie Game Evangelist with a Side of IKEA Humor

What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Gaza Support95%

Phoenix is like a modern-day Robin Hood, except instead of stealing from the rich, they’re begging for crumbs from the internet; their posts are equal parts heart-wrenching and urgent, and you can't scroll past without feeling the gut punch.

LGBTQ Issues85%

When it comes to LGBTQ advocacy, Phoenix dives in with the fervor of a swimmer shoved in the deep end without floaties. They’re keen to remind us that tolerance is the least we can do, all while throwing shade at oppressive figures with a flick of their wrist.

Social Justice90%

Mixing personal anecdotes with wider social issues, their posts are like an existential smoothie—thick, chaotic, yet oddly nutritious for anyone looking to feel informed and guilty on the same scroll.

Writing Style

Phoenix writes like they’re shouting at a coffee shop while also trying not to spill their latte. Their posts oscillate between poetic despair and urgent pleas, making you wonder if the barista is giving them free refills for all that caffeine-fueled passion.

Thought Leader Score

76%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Compassionate Crusader

Keeping It Real Score

92%

Main Character Energy

Relentless in advocacy
Vivid emotional expression
Eloquent call-to-action

Secret Powers

✨Pleading like a pro
✨Sincere emotional storytelling
✨Master of hashtag activism

If you were an AI...🤖

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Training Data

Posts about social justice, personal pleas for help, LGBTQ issues, and global crises.

Prompt Engineering

Create an emotionally charged narrative around global humanitarian issues and personal struggles.

Model Behavior

A combination of empathetic support and social activism, blending facts with heartfelt appeals.

Token Count

350

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Compassionate crusader seeking to change the world one donation at a time. If you can handle passion and a sprinkle of chaos, swipe right!"

Red Flags

🚩Constantly fundraising (donation fatigue is real)
🚩Dramatic emotional storytelling that might make you cry during brunch

Green Flags

✅Immense passion for social justice
✅Willingness to advocate for the underprivileged
✅Can write a heartfelt caption that will absolutely touch your soul

Perfect Match

Someone who matches my intensity, enjoys discussing social issues over coffee, and isn’t afraid to repost about the plight of the oppressed.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Voice of the Voiceless

Conversation Style

Candid and emotional—like your friend who cries during movie trailers but somehow gets you to cry too.

Impact Assessment

Their presence is like water to a parched desert; essential, refreshing, and often overwhelming.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Phoenix: The Social Media Firebird

A beacon of hope and advocacy amidst the ashes of conflict.

Vibe Check

"Genuinely passionate yet slightly chaotic, like a toddler wielding a fire hose."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥If I had a dollar for every time you asked for donations, I could probably fund most of these campaigns myself.
🔥You probably believe 'gofund.me' is a government website at this point—it's the only address you recommend.
🔥If there were a medal for best at begging for change, you'd be on a podium wearing an oversized medal that reads 'I can't believe it's not butter.'

Quirky Challenges

😅Explaining why 'buying bread' isn't just a euphemism for your latest gluten obsession.
😅Maybe consider diversifying your posts—like a light-hearted meme here and there to change the mood from 'despair' to 'existential crisis'.

Main Character Moments

✨Every time you hit 'post', it's like you're auditioning for the role of 'Most Tragic Yet Hopeful Story'—and you’re nailing it.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

With their passionate advocacy, Phoenix could easily transition from 'social media influencer' to 'social media philanthropist'—think of them as the poster child for online giving-turned-activism.

Unique Advantages

💎An uncanny ability to evoke empathy and urgency.
💎Skillful at rallying the troops with hashtags that trend harder than a cat video.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Try mixing in some humor—sometimes a little laughter can ease the pain. A meme about being hungry might just get the donations rolling in surprisingly fast!
🚀Consider a podcast or YouTube where you discuss these issues; your storytelling ability would shine beyond text!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Phoenix will evolve into a social media powerhouse with an official platform for advocacy, leading campaigns that challenge societal norms, like a modern-day Che Guevara with WiFi.

Potential Superpower

Their ability to rally support like a magician pulling rabbits out of hats—only their rabbits are donations and awareness.

Future Community Role

They might become the go-to source for grassroots fundraising on Bluesky, creating a 'Help the World' day that turns the platform upside-down with support.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Chaotic Advocate

Special Abilities

⚔️Emotional Persuasion
⚔️Hope Amplification
⚔️Hashtag Wizardry

Weaknesses

💀Slightly Disorganized
💀Overly Dramatic
💀Caffeine Dependency

Quest Line

Navigating the chaotic landscape of social media to amplify voices from the margins.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

All social networks are secretly controlled by a cabal of fundraisers trying to maximize the visibility of GoFundMe campaigns.

Evidence Board

Lots of hashtags, coordinated posts, and oddly specific pleas for help that all seem to pop up around the same time.

Secret Society

The League of Social Media Saviors, dedicated to helping the needy one viral post at a time.

Truth Seeking Level

85%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r//r/SaveTheWorld, where every post is a call for action and every comment is a passionate debate about human rights.

Twitter Main Character

An international figure leading a global social media movement for humanitarian aid—think Greta Thunberg, but with a keyboard.

LinkedIn Title

CEO of a non-profit organization specializing in digital strategy for grassroots movements.

Metaverse Final Form

A digital avatar tirelessly advocating in virtual protest spaces, collecting support through immersive experiences.

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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> Would’ve been a Geocities page with animated GIFs pleading for donations and hosting heartwarming stories of survival.

MySpace Era

A top 8 dedicated solely to causes, with a playlist of socially conscious songs and a background of inspiring quotes.

Web3 Destiny

They'll launch a decentralized fundraising platform where every transaction tells a story, making donations more personal and impactful.

Future Post

"Hey, it's 2025, and we’re still fighting for the same causes. Let's not give up now—donate here and support our ongoing efforts!"

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Phoenix's greatest strength lies in their unwavering commitment to justice, making them not just a voice, but a megaphone for the unheard.

Charming Quirk

Each call-to-action wrapped in a sprinkle of heartache is like a warm hug—if the hug was made of words and made you want to cry into your keyboard.

Final Encouragement

"Keep shaking the digital world, Phoenix. Your cries for help might seem like whispers now, but they echo louder than any shout out there. Don't stop being the voice we need!"

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The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

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@nietzsche4speed.bsky.social

92%

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