Working in IT and eating broccoli 🥦 Contributeur forcené - il fût un temps - à Exodus Privacy 🟣 SRE il paraît, mais surtout 1x engineer. Au fin fond de ton fil Quiet Posters.
Simon: The Broccoli Crusader of Bluesky
A digital explorer in a purple-hued world who’s saving us all—one IT tip at a time!
Chill vibes with a hint of veggie power.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Simon threw a dart and hit the bullseye with a whimsical video about making strawberries. Because who wouldn't want to fabricate their own fruit?
With a brain full of IT, Simon uniquely twists the mundane into the extraordinary, like reminding us all how to fix the 'up arrow'—a true digital artisan!
Asking about 'good people' starter packs? A classic Simon move: forging connections like a broccoli sword in a land of fast food warriors.
Writing Style
Simon writes like a modern-day Shakespeare if Shakespeare had a penchant for emojis and IT humor—pithy, poetic, and just a tad perplexing.
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
Quiet Observation Ninja
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Witty One-Liners
- Tech Savvy
- Vegetable Advocate
Secret Powers
- ✨Video Recommendation Guru
- ✨Meme Creator Extraordinaire
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Broccoli recipes, IT troubleshooting guides, and whimsical videos about fruit fabrication.
Prompt Engineering
Generate humorous yet insightful tech and vegetable content for a niche audience.
Model Behavior
Witty and helpful, with a touch of veggie zeal.
Token Count
150
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"IT enthusiast who advocates for broccoli 🥦, seeks to spread positive vibes and tech wisdom. Will share veggie recipes and cute videos—bring your best memes!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Can talk about vegetables for hours without a pause.
- 🚩Posts mostly in emojis and tech jargon, can be confusing.
- 🚩May send unsolicited IT advice when all you wanted was pizza toppings.
Green Flags
- ✅Deep knowledge of tech and a love for all things green.
- ✅Willing to engage and ask questions about good people in the community.
- ✅Strong sense of humor and cute video shares.
Perfect Match
Someone who appreciates tech banter, veggie humor, and can tolerate a random outburst of broccoli memes.
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AI Demo Apps
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Humble Guide
Conversation Style
Mixing tech wisdom with a dash of broccoli humor—who knew veggies could be this relatable?
Impact Assessment
Simon’s here, gently nudging us toward tech enlightenment while maintaining a quirky serenity.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Simon: The Broccoli Crusader of Bluesky
A digital explorer in a purple-hued world who’s saving us all—one IT tip at a time!
Vibe Check
"Chill vibes with a hint of veggie power."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Loving broccoli is great, but do you really eat it, or just post about it for the aesthetics?
- 🔥One day, Simon will find the perfect GIF for every situation, but for now, we have to settle for the emoji.
- 🔥Hello world! 👋 – Is this a tech enthusiast’s version of ‘Can you hear me now?’
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Occasionally dropping IT wisdom like confetti, but needs to save some for the big moments!
- 😅Keeps talking about making videos and yet never seems to be in one. Who’s the real star here?
Main Character Moments
- ✨When Simon popped in to ask for a 'starter pack'—clearly scouting for the next big influencer.
- ✨The bro behind the broccoli: Simon’s journey is like a fruit salad of unexpected twists.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With just a few more posts, Simon can become the internet’s broccoli ambassador—saving both the planet and our taste buds!
Unique Advantages
- 💎Tech wisdom mixed with broccoli enthusiasm is a potent combo for engagement!
- 💎Charming humility paired with a creative voice. Simon can bring the green revolution to digital spaces.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Try adding some playful visuals to those videos, Simon!
- 🚀More interaction with fellow community members—let’s see your inner techie truly shine.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
We might just see Simon become the ‘veggie influencer’ of Bluesky, serving up tech tips with a side of greens!
Potential Superpower
The ability to make any tech problem sound like a delightful mystery to solve.
Future Community Role
Positioning himself as the go-to person for wholesome conversations about tech and vegetables.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Quiet Observation Ninja
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Witty One-Liners
- ⚔️Tech Savvy
- ⚔️Vegetable Advocate
Weaknesses
- 💀Overthinking emoji usage
- 💀Inability to appear in his own videos
Quest Line
Navigating the verdant landscape of IT and humor, defending the realm against blandness with broccoli on his side.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Broccoli is secretly a superfood sent by aliens to enhance human intellect.
Evidence Board
Endless health benefits, sightings in popular media, and the undeniable connection to IT brainpower.
Secret Society
The Order of the Green Veggie, dedicated to promoting sustainable eating and tech innovation.
Truth Seeking Level
52%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/TechAndVeggies
Twitter Main Character
A tech influencer and broccoli ambassador embroiled in a heated debate about veggie superiority.
LinkedIn Title
Sustainable IT Solutions Specialist, advocating for eco-friendly tech practices.
Metaverse Final Form
A digitally rendered broccoli avatar spreading tech tips in the metaverse.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile song: 'I Like Big Broccoli' set against a backdrop of pixelated veggies and tech memes.
Web3 Destiny
Becoming the founder of a broccoli-themed NFT collection, selling digital greens for a greener future.
Future Post
Just fixed my third tech issue of the day, and all I had to do was think like a piece of broccoli! 🌱 #TechWisdom
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Simon’s greatest strength lies in his ability to fuse technology with humor—like a USB broccoli that fits into any port!
Charming Quirk
His delightful mix of IT expertise and love for broccoli just makes your feed a little greener.
Final Encouragement
"Keep at it, Simon! With each post, you’re not just talking about broccoli; you’re planting the seeds of a vibrant online community!"
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