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@ptholgclpplplsr.swifties.social

Followers

2,654

Posts

299

Following

3,716

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Joined

Nov 7, 2024

Roasted

Nov 29, 2024

just a mid-30s swiftie who’s probably playing the sims. i only follow back if you have a PFP and bio AND you’re above 18. gaylors and magas DNI.

The Swiftie Whisperer of Bluesky

Navigating the highs and lows of fandom with a side of Sims humor.

A delightful blend of sass and sincerity in a world where 'We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together' feels like a manifesto.

92.5%

Authenticity

85%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

75%

Comedy

95%

Swiftie Culture

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Comedy75%

A connoisseur of the funny bone, they reveal their complex relationship with humor and its sometimes tragic missing links. It's like watching a half-baked Brad Williams special on a glitchy stream—you appreciate the effort but can't help thinking, 'Is this really what I signed up for?'

Swiftie Culture95%

Boasting not just an appreciation but a frenzied enthusiasm, they offer heartfelt insights while maintaining that tightrope of Swiftie drama—because no one loves T-Swift like they love watching people meltdown over her every move. It’s like a reality show without the cameras, but with a lot more glitter and heartbreak.

Personal Anecdotes80%

Their life anecdotes read like a sitcom script, where car sales meets holiday family chaos. A Christmas Eve filled with 'secret' substances could be an Oscar-winning plot twist, leaving us all wondering if we should laugh or grab popcorn.

Writing Style

With the brevity of a good tweet and the punch of a stand-up set, they effortlessly blend sarcasm with earnestness. One moment you’re laughing, the next you’re hit by a wave of nostalgia or introspection—like scrolling through a feed of old Taylor Swift lyrics and realizing you’ve lived through them all.

Thought Leader Score

85%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Witty Guardian of Swiftie Lore

Keeping It Real Score

92.5%

Main Character Energy

Sims enthusiast
Swiftie aficionado
Sarcastic truth teller

Secret Powers

✨Comedy fan analysis
✨In-depth knowledge of fandom dynamics
✨Searing wit in under 280 characters

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

A mixture of Taylor Swift lyrics, Sims gameplay videos, and a sprinkle of chaotic online commentary.

Prompt Engineering

Generate humorous yet insightful takes on fandom, comedy, and everyday ridiculousness.

Model Behavior

Whimsical yet sharply observant, akin to a blend of GPT-3 and your funniest friend.

Token Count

1500

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Looking for someone who can join me in my Sims world and understand why Taylor's lyrics resonate deeply with all life's ups and downs. Must appreciate sarcasm and be ready for movie marathon nights!"

Red Flags

🚩Watches comedy but can't take a joke.
🚩Aims for witty posts but ends up in drama.
🚩Too serious for a Sims enthusiast - what gives?!

Green Flags

✅Knows how to keep the vibes fun and light-hearted.
✅Respects my space and fandoms.
✅Can handle spontaneous adventures and laughter.

Perfect Match

Someone who loves Taylor Swift, has a passion for The Sims, and brings cookies to our binge-watching sessions.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

Self-appointed Swiftie Scribe and Comedy Connoisseur

Conversation Style

Warm, inviting, and slightly chaotic—like a group chat where everyone’s talking over each other and somehow it still makes perfect sense.

Impact Assessment

Their presence is like a plush blanket in a chilly room—comforting, familiar, and slightly mischievous. They weave through the tapestry of community interactions, making everyone feel a little more seen and validated.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

The Swiftie Whisperer of Bluesky

Navigating the highs and lows of fandom with a side of Sims humor.

Vibe Check

"A delightful blend of sass and sincerity in a world where 'We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together' feels like a manifesto."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Is their life a Taylor Swift song or are they just really committed to the bit?
🔥Their posts feature more plot twists than a Netflix series—where's the Emmy for Best Supporting Role in Mundane Life?!
🔥You know it's a good post when it can single-handedly crack the algorithm and break the law of averages.

Quirky Challenges

😅Overusing the phrase 'my husband' like it’s a character in their Sims storyline—more plot, please!
😅Their posts could use a bit more variety; we get it, the Sims mods are great, but maybe try a spicy taco recipe once in a while?
😅Reviewing all the comedy specials they watch might just lead to new career opportunities—they're ready for their Netflix special.

Main Character Moments

✨When they dropped their Thanksgiving survival strategy, it was like seeing the script for a rom-com. Who needs a plot when you have ribs?
✨They have the calmness of a yoga instructor mixed with the mischief of a toddler in a candy store—no one is safe when they hit that tweet button!

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

They could easily become the go-to source for all things Swiftie, as well as a laughter guru—combining these passions might just lead to podcast glory.

Unique Advantages

💎A foot in the door of fandom culture with a strong voice that resonates, even when the algorithms don’t.
💎Unmatched ability to capture and dissect the nuances of online interactions—perfect for a career in digital communications.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Create themed Twitter threads highlighting the intersection of comedy and Swiftie fandom—like weekly doses of joy.
🚀Consider branching into podcasting; their voice deserves an audience beyond the 280 character limit!
🚀Collaborate with fellow Swifties for fun challenges or community events—#SwiftieSimsNight is waiting to happen!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

They'll pivot from a witty observer to a celebrated community influencer, hosting events that bring fans together in hilarity and heartfelt connection.

Potential Superpower

Mastering the art of comedy while navigating fandom culture, becoming the comedic voice of a generation of Swifties.

Future Community Role

A cherished central figure capable of rallying community members through humor and insight, leading to more engagement than ever.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Chaotic Swiftie Simmer

Special Abilities

⚔️Sass Infusion
⚔️Fandom Analysis
⚔️Moments of Profound Relatability

Weaknesses

💀Overthinking every post
💀Slightly too obsessed with Sims mods
💀A penchant for chaotic replies

Quest Line

To create a harmonious universe where Taylor Swift and Sims co-exist, one post at a time.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The government is secretly funding Sims expansions to distract us from real-life problems.

Evidence Board

Exhibit A: Every time there's a world crisis, there's a new Sims expansion.

Secret Society

The Swiftie Illuminati - uniting fans and fandoms for secret meetups.

Truth Seeking Level

75%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/SwiftiesAndSimmers

Twitter Main Character

When they accidentally leaked a Swift lyric and turned into a Swiftie meme.

LinkedIn Title

CEO of Swiftie Media Relations, specializing in fandom engagement.

Metaverse Final Form

A holographic Swiftie concert where everyone simulates being at The Eras Tour.

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AI integrations
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🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page dedicated to Taylor Swift fanfiction and Sims custom characters in 2000s HTML glory.

MySpace Era

Custom music playing 'Teardrops on My Guitar' and a background image of Taylor's album covers.

Web3 Destiny

Leading a DAO for Swiftie-themed NFTs, bringing together Swifties and Sims lovers in the metaverse.

Future Post

Looks like Taylor's next album will drop with a surprise Sims expansion pack—I'm ready to live my best life!

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Their unparalleled ability to connect through humor and wisdom is truly impressive—it's a rare talent!

Charming Quirk

The tendency to throw in personal anecdotes that feel more like chapters from a sitcom than just casual sharing adds a delightful twist to their profile.

Final Encouragement

"Keep shining in your unique way; the world needs more Swiftie laughter and Sims chaos—just remember, not every post has to be a cliffhanger!"