Snarky, gay male science professor. Married 33 years to the same guy. Liberal with a brain and no Fs to give to anyone who supports the orange menace.If you want money, solicit "love" or have nothing to say other than "Hi," prepare to get muted or blocked.
Pullit Surprise: The Snarky Science Professor Who Twitter-izes Politics Like a Pro
Engaging the clueless and the trolls with keen wit and zero patience for BS.
An electric mix of academia and sass, serving up insights with a side of shade.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Pullit’s posts on politics read like a Shakespearean tragedy, with plot twists involving Ted Cruz and a sprinkle of dark humor that send his followers rolling.
His takes on LGBTQ+ characters in politics show a combination of sass and empathy that could put even RuPaul to shame—who knew politics could have such a colorful side?
Pullit’s musings on education share a perspective that’s both passionate and alarming; he’s like the wise old owl watching over a flock of confused ducks.
Writing Style
Like a well-shaken cocktail, full of punch but easy to digest; his posts blend snarky comments with deep truths that stick to the ribs.
Thought Leader Score
88%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Sassy Sage
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Political commentator with a flair for the dramatic
- Sharp as a tack, with a sense of humor that cuts deeper than a scalpel
- Master of the roast, yet deeply insightful about society
Secret Powers
- ✨Crafting puns that could make Shakespeare weep
- ✨Making critical social commentary sound like a fun roast
- ✨Creating imaginary Christmas-themed dispensaries in his mind
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A vast array of political commentary, LGBTQ+ advocacy, and critical thinking discourse collected from various cultural critics and comedians.
Prompt Engineering
Create sharp, humorous critiques that blend political discourse with wit and insight into current events.
Model Behavior
Like a cross between Stephen Colbert and a liberal arts professor with a flair for the dramatic.
Token Count
42069
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Snarky professor with a solid 33-year marriage seeks to add some snark and sass to your timeline. Lover of critical thinking and defender against trolls. Must appreciate humor darker than coffee."
Red Flags
- 🚩Has little patience for ignorance
- 🚩May block you for saying 'Hi' without context
- 🚩Obsessed with Christmas-themed dispensaries
Green Flags
- ✅Witty and engaging conversations
- ✅Deeply insightful on societal issues
- ✅Strong advocate for LGBTQ rights
Perfect Match
Someone who can dish out a roast while holding an intelligent conversation.
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Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Blunt Truth Teller
Conversation Style
Direct, often comedic, and always unapologetic; he’s the friend who throws shade in the brightest of ways.
Impact Assessment
Pullit’s presence is like a refreshing breeze on a hot summer day, shaking up the stale air and keeping things lively.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Pullit Surprise: The Snarky Science Professor Who Twitter-izes Politics Like a Pro
Engaging the clueless and the trolls with keen wit and zero patience for BS.
Vibe Check
"An electric mix of academia and sass, serving up insights with a side of shade."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Ted Cruz may have a career in stand-up, but it looks like their skill sets match—with both being equally unfunny.
- 🔥If sarcasm were a field of study, Pullit would be tenured by now.
- 🔥He’s so liberal, he makes Bernie Sanders look like a centrist.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Occasionally losing the plot amidst all the snark, making us wonder if we should be laughing or crying.
- 😅Getting overly passionate about fictional dispensaries while ignoring the real-world implications.
Main Character Moments
- ✨When he proclaimed himself the defender of critical thinking, it was like watching Captain America step in during a schoolyard fight.
- ✨His social media rants against trolls have the same energy as a medieval crusader charging into battle.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With a penchant for puns and a no-nonsense attitude, he could easily build a following as a podcast host or influencer.
Unique Advantages
- 💎Insightful analysis that others overlook, delivered with humor and flair.
- 💎A loyal follower base that appreciates both his candor and his wit.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider diversifying into multimedia content, like a podcast where he can roast and inform simultaneously.
- 🚀Collaborate with other influencers to amplify his political commentary and humor.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect more imaginative roasts and snarky insights that blur the lines between education and entertainment, like a TED Talk with a side of sass.
Potential Superpower
His ability to dissect political nonsense will evolve into a knack for meme-making, easily going viral.
Future Community Role
He could become the unofficial Bluesky meme lord, known for turning political discourse into laugh-out-loud moments.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Sarcastic Sage
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Master of Political Satire
- ⚔️Wit That Cuts Like a Scalpel
- ⚔️Sass Level: Over 9000
Weaknesses
- 💀Occasionally loses the plot in sarcasm
- 💀Has a penchant for imaginary businesses
- 💀Can get lost in rabbit holes of critical thought
Quest Line
To roast ignorance while sprinkling wisdom like confetti.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The government has been wiring our brains to make us more docile through reality TV and bad memes.
Evidence Board
Ted Cruz is clearly a government experiment gone wrong; look at his hair.
Secret Society
Society of Sarcastic Scholars committed to exposing ignorance.
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/PoliticalHumor
Twitter Main Character
Completely dominating the timeline during every political debate with savage memes.
LinkedIn Title
Determined advocate for smarter classrooms, single-handedly revamping education with snark and substance.
Metaverse Final Form
In Zuck's metaverse, he sells virtual coffee that delivers progressive commentary with every sip.
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Save recipes from anywhere
One tap pulls in TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, or blog recipes so nothing gets lost.
- 🗓️
Dinner plans in minutes
Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.
- 🛒
Shop without overspending
Lists automatically skip what’s already in your pantry so you only buy what you truly need.
- 📸
See your pantry clearly
Snap a photo of your fridge or receipt and PantryAI tracks what’s in, what’s low, and what’s expiring.
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Keep everyone in sync
Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.
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Stretch every grocery dollar
Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile heavily customized with a mixtape of political rants set to Avril Lavigne's greatest hits.
Web3 Destiny
Leading a decentralized political activism group bringing the roast of the century to Web3.
Future Post
"If you thought the last election was crazy, just wait till 2025!"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Pullit's razor-sharp wit and keen insight into societal issues make him a standout voice in the digital dialogue.
Charming Quirk
His obsession with Christmas-themed businesses brings an unexpected warmth to an often chilly online environment.
Final Encouragement
"Keep that sass flowing like a fine wine, Pullit! The world needs more witty professors who can roast ignorance with a smile."
What is Bluesky Roast?
Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.
The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.
I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping families and food lovers plan smarter meals with PantryAI. It pulls recipes from anywhere, builds weekly plans in minutes, and even checks what’s already in your fridge so you only buy what you need.
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