Pullit Surprise

@pullitsurprise.bsky.social

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Nov 12, 2024

Roasted

Dec 1, 2024

Snarky, gay male science professor. Married 33 years to the same guy. Liberal with a brain and no Fs to give to anyone who supports the orange menace.If you want money, solicit "love" or have nothing to say other than "Hi," prepare to get muted or blocked.

Pullit Surprise: The Snarky Science Professor Who Twitter-izes Politics Like a Pro

Engaging the clueless and the trolls with keen wit and zero patience for BS.

An electric mix of academia and sass, serving up insights with a side of shade.

85%

Authenticity

88%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

90%

Political commentary

80%

LGBTQ+ Issues

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Political commentary90%

Pullit’s posts on politics read like a Shakespearean tragedy, with plot twists involving Ted Cruz and a sprinkle of dark humor that send his followers rolling.

LGBTQ+ Issues80%

His takes on LGBTQ+ characters in politics show a combination of sass and empathy that could put even RuPaul to shame—who knew politics could have such a colorful side?

Education and critical thinking75%

Pullit’s musings on education share a perspective that’s both passionate and alarming; he’s like the wise old owl watching over a flock of confused ducks.

Writing Style

Like a well-shaken cocktail, full of punch but easy to digest; his posts blend snarky comments with deep truths that stick to the ribs.

Thought Leader Score

88%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Sassy Sage

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Political commentator with a flair for the dramatic
Sharp as a tack, with a sense of humor that cuts deeper than a scalpel
Master of the roast, yet deeply insightful about society

Secret Powers

✨Crafting puns that could make Shakespeare weep
✨Making critical social commentary sound like a fun roast
✨Creating imaginary Christmas-themed dispensaries in his mind

If you were an AI...🤖

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Training Data

A vast array of political commentary, LGBTQ+ advocacy, and critical thinking discourse collected from various cultural critics and comedians.

Prompt Engineering

Create sharp, humorous critiques that blend political discourse with wit and insight into current events.

Model Behavior

Like a cross between Stephen Colbert and a liberal arts professor with a flair for the dramatic.

Token Count

42069

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Dating App Edition💝

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Bio

"Snarky professor with a solid 33-year marriage seeks to add some snark and sass to your timeline. Lover of critical thinking and defender against trolls. Must appreciate humor darker than coffee."

Red Flags

🚩Has little patience for ignorance
🚩May block you for saying 'Hi' without context
🚩Obsessed with Christmas-themed dispensaries

Green Flags

✅Witty and engaging conversations
✅Deeply insightful on societal issues
✅Strong advocate for LGBTQ rights

Perfect Match

Someone who can dish out a roast while holding an intelligent conversation.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Blunt Truth Teller

Conversation Style

Direct, often comedic, and always unapologetic; he’s the friend who throws shade in the brightest of ways.

Impact Assessment

Pullit’s presence is like a refreshing breeze on a hot summer day, shaking up the stale air and keeping things lively.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Pullit Surprise: The Snarky Science Professor Who Twitter-izes Politics Like a Pro

Engaging the clueless and the trolls with keen wit and zero patience for BS.

Vibe Check

"An electric mix of academia and sass, serving up insights with a side of shade."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Ted Cruz may have a career in stand-up, but it looks like their skill sets match—with both being equally unfunny.
🔥If sarcasm were a field of study, Pullit would be tenured by now.
🔥He’s so liberal, he makes Bernie Sanders look like a centrist.

Quirky Challenges

😅Occasionally losing the plot amidst all the snark, making us wonder if we should be laughing or crying.
😅Getting overly passionate about fictional dispensaries while ignoring the real-world implications.

Main Character Moments

✨When he proclaimed himself the defender of critical thinking, it was like watching Captain America step in during a schoolyard fight.
✨His social media rants against trolls have the same energy as a medieval crusader charging into battle.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

With a penchant for puns and a no-nonsense attitude, he could easily build a following as a podcast host or influencer.

Unique Advantages

💎Insightful analysis that others overlook, delivered with humor and flair.
💎A loyal follower base that appreciates both his candor and his wit.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider diversifying into multimedia content, like a podcast where he can roast and inform simultaneously.
🚀Collaborate with other influencers to amplify his political commentary and humor.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Expect more imaginative roasts and snarky insights that blur the lines between education and entertainment, like a TED Talk with a side of sass.

Potential Superpower

His ability to dissect political nonsense will evolve into a knack for meme-making, easily going viral.

Future Community Role

He could become the unofficial Bluesky meme lord, known for turning political discourse into laugh-out-loud moments.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Chaotic Sarcastic Sage

Special Abilities

⚔️Master of Political Satire
⚔️Wit That Cuts Like a Scalpel
⚔️Sass Level: Over 9000

Weaknesses

💀Occasionally loses the plot in sarcasm
💀Has a penchant for imaginary businesses
💀Can get lost in rabbit holes of critical thought

Quest Line

To roast ignorance while sprinkling wisdom like confetti.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The government has been wiring our brains to make us more docile through reality TV and bad memes.

Evidence Board

Ted Cruz is clearly a government experiment gone wrong; look at his hair.

Secret Society

Society of Sarcastic Scholars committed to exposing ignorance.

Truth Seeking Level

75%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/PoliticalHumor

Twitter Main Character

Completely dominating the timeline during every political debate with savage memes.

LinkedIn Title

Determined advocate for smarter classrooms, single-handedly revamping education with snark and substance.

Metaverse Final Form

In Zuck's metaverse, he sells virtual coffee that delivers progressive commentary with every sip.

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Full Infrastructure
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Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> Angsty Geocities page filled with animated GIFs of cats and rants about the stupidity of the modern world.

MySpace Era

Profile heavily customized with a mixtape of political rants set to Avril Lavigne's greatest hits.

Web3 Destiny

Leading a decentralized political activism group bringing the roast of the century to Web3.

Future Post

"If you thought the last election was crazy, just wait till 2025!"

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Pullit's razor-sharp wit and keen insight into societal issues make him a standout voice in the digital dialogue.

Charming Quirk

His obsession with Christmas-themed businesses brings an unexpected warmth to an often chilly online environment.

Final Encouragement

"Keep that sass flowing like a fine wine, Pullit! The world needs more witty professors who can roast ignorance with a smile."

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What is Bluesky Roast?

Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

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